lol sick. Vomit and diarrhea
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 17:04    Post subject: lol sick. Vomit and diarrhea
Oh man. I wasn't feeling to good when i was at school. So i decided to go home.

Once i got there i went straight to the toilet. I had this filthy fluid diarrhea for like 5 to 10 min. After that i decided to take a nap.

So i just woken up and had to go shitting again. Fluid ofcourse. But near the end of it, i felt light in the head (fainting feeling) and a sudden pain in my stomach.
Thank god i was like almost done with shitting or else i had to shit and vomit and the same time.

Now its all (i hope) out of me, so i'm feeling better atm

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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 17:07    Post subject:
What did you eat?


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 17:16    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
What did you eat?


Dunno, my parents had it last week, so i'd probably got it from them.

Some kind of stomachflu i think.


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 17:19    Post subject:
Shouldn't you have gotten it sooner? If they had it last week you should've gotten it 2 days after the most. I remember i got the norwalk thing 24 hours after I came in contact with someone who was infected.

You propably got it from someone else.

Welll.... get well soon Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 17:23    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 17:37    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
Some kind of stomachflu i think.


No such thing as 'stomach flu' Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 18:04    Post subject:
Sounds more like food poisoning. Anyway get better soon Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 18:54    Post subject:
Ewwww lovely Wink

Whatever you do make sure and drink lots of water, the shits and puking make you dehydrated...
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 23:15    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
What did you eat?


Dunno, my parents had it last week, so i'd probably got it from them.

Some kind of stomachflu i think.


HAhahaha i know you expected me to say this but im gonna say it anyways. Perhaps it was a STI so you got it when your daddy tapped yo ass Very HappyVery Happy

PS. I hope you get better soon, being sick sucks, but this is the time of the year we all get it Sad.
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 23:26    Post subject:
STI's?


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 23:32    Post subject:
sexually transmitted infections, like I caught from your mom Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 23:41    Post subject:
dont mess with waldos mom !!!! the times that i tapped that ass are unforgettable


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Dec 2006 23:53    Post subject:
is that a gay version of STDs?


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 00:11    Post subject:
yes, its thesaint version, so indeed the gay version Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 07:34    Post subject:
Eat some solid stuff like black bread then that liquid shitting will pass faster Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 08:06    Post subject:
Poor guy. I had it that bad, more than a couple of times. Sad
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Polonium Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 08:50    Post subject:
Probably the Norwalk Virus.

It is extremely contageous. Once someone in your home gets it within about 48 hours everyone has it.

For 1 day you do nothing but shit liquid and projectile vomit. After about 24 hours you get better but feel kinda crappy for a few days.

I have had it twice and it isn't pretty.

http://www.astdhpphe.org/infect/norwalk.html


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 08:51    Post subject:
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Polonium Sad


lol.

Get better mate. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 10:11    Post subject:
KnightRider2006 wrote:
Probably the Norwalk Virus.

It is extremely contageous. Once someone in your home gets it within about 48 hours everyone has it.

For 1 day you do nothing but shit liquid and projectile vomit. After about 24 hours you get better but feel kinda crappy for a few days.

I have had it twice and it isn't pretty.

http://www.astdhpphe.org/infect/norwalk.html


i just woke up and feeling great. Yesterday was just horrible every 30 to 60 min i payed a visit to the toilet :\. But feeling better now Very Happy

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skidrow wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
What did you eat?


Dunno, my parents had it last week, so i'd probably got it from them.

Some kind of stomachflu i think.


HAhahaha i know you expected me to say this but im gonna say it anyways. Perhaps it was a STI so you got it when your daddy tapped yo ass Very HappyVery Happy

PS. I hope you get better soon, being sick sucks, but this is the time of the year we all get it Sad.


i knew you would say that Wink

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Poor guy. I had it that bad, more than a couple of times. Sad


Shocked that's horrible. 1 time is more then enough.


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 10:16    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
sexually transmitted infections, like I caught from your mom Wink


Yeah I ment to tell you about that one before it was your turn, sorry mate - I forgot I had it Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 15:24    Post subject:
What I am about to tell you is a true story from my childhood, nothing but nothing is exaggerated and I swear on my fathers grave(god rest his soul). This story will kinda put into perspective what you went through having the shitters while being in school. Ok here we go, this story happened when I was about 11 years old, I was in 5th grade(maybe 5th grade in your country is something entirely different I dunno). So it was morning, before 10:00 and we were in class looking forward to our playtime, at 10:00 we allways had playtime for 20 minutes and once the bell rang we all stepped out but me and my friend had to go to the toilet first. Just for a normal weewee, so we were standing there in front of the urinals doing our business when all of a sudden we heard these groining noises coming from a stool behind us, ofcourse being a 11 year old boy we didn't take too much notice of it so we just carried on peeing. But these noises became louder and louder and all of a sudden they were accompagnied by crying, thats when we knew we had to go call a teacher cuz something was going on in there.

So me and my friend rushed out to the playground to find the overseeing groundmaster, we followed him to the toilets, where in the meanwhile more and more kids were gathering. The teacher started calling out to open the door, after alot of authoritive calling the door finally opened on a creek. And the spectacle me and my friend, and half of 5th and 6th grade witnessed there is something I will never ever in my life forget. When the teacher opened the door fully all we could see was the entire toiletcabin covered in shit, there was a boy on the toiletseat with his legs spread wide apart, his clothes covered in diarrea, walls covered in diarrea, everything was covered in diarrea as if an explosion had happened. I think this boy just didn't know what was happening and he tried to stop it somehow with his hands cuz how else could all this stuff reach so high, all his clothes, it was one big shitfest. Now you think this might be funny but I can promise you, none of us were laughing as we didn't have a clue what happened that grim morning.

So if you ever have a bad case of the runs, just think of the horror I witnessed that morning.


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 17:09    Post subject:
Meh I just love those shit stories Very Happy
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i wouldnt want to be that boy from cheese's story Shocked


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PostPosted: Tue, 12th Dec 2006 22:04    Post subject:
I am sure the kid got over it, at that age kids didn't tease one another, noone got bullied there ever but looking back on it now, it sure must have been quite the ordeal to go through. If he was 3-4 years older and it would have happened I bet he would have been the laughingstock of the entire school. The one I'd hate to have been was the school janitor on that day;)


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Anthirs wrote:
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sexually transmitted infections, like I caught from your mom Wink


Yeah I ment to tell you about that one before it was your turn, sorry mate - I forgot I had it Sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Dec 2006 03:16    Post subject:
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Shit stories are cool.
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Vomiting all night, ao fun... Cant remember the last time I had this shit
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Feb 2018 09:20    Post subject:
I just finished my flu, now im back in old shape since 2 days.

Get well mate, being sick suxx :-/


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