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WaldoJ
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 Posted: Wed, 6th Dec 2006 08:52 Post subject: Trimming nails suck! |
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i trimmed mine too much
i push my fingers against something and it hurts
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Wed, 6th Dec 2006 09:05 Post subject: |
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I hate that. I have a horrible habit of biting my nails. Sometimes i bite them too short. put a band-aid on it and you'll be good. 
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| Posted: Wed, 6th Dec 2006 11:56 Post subject: |
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but then you start playing with the band aid and soon itll be off so you will bite your nails again
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| Posted: Wed, 6th Dec 2006 12:19 Post subject: |
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Tip for you:
Do not push your fingers against things!
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 04:47 Post subject: |
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My nails are so weak the tips of my fingers hurt. They split up the nailbed. They break really easy. Hopefully this horse hoof stuff is going to help them. I have to buy some more. I only had a sample.
No I do not bite my nails.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 06:32 Post subject: |
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 I can't stand people who bite their nails in public. ICK!
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 06:40 Post subject: |
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I bite my nails in public, so what, wanna fight about it? 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 06:51 Post subject: |
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Fuck. I'd tear your face apart!
my friend bites his nails in public and it's so fucking disgusting! God. All the germs are there. You wipe your ass, even though you use toilet paper, the smell and the bacteria get trapped under you nails. You touch anything or scrape anything germs get trapped under the nails and you bite them. The germs go on your teeth. Then saliva. You swallow it. Ewww!
Fuck!
I'd rather trim them super short. And endure a day of pain than bite them and fuck even when you bite them they don't turn out even so if you put on a sweater you might get a thread stuck on the nail and it feels horrible!
GOD!
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 07:41 Post subject: |
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 10:56 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | Fuck. I'd tear your face apart!
my friend bites his nails in public and it's so fucking disgusting! God. All the germs are there. You wipe your ass, even though you use toilet paper, the smell and the bacteria get trapped under you nails. You touch anything or scrape anything germs get trapped under the nails and you bite them. The germs go on your teeth. Then saliva. You swallow it. Ewww! |
So basically you are saying every time you shake hands with another human....
I'm sorry, but that's completely bullshit. If you wash your hands properly, these germs go away man, even the ones under your nails, yes. |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 12:46 Post subject: |
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Do you wash your hands 24/7? Like, do you wash your hands after you take your gloves off?
You sweat inside your gloves. Dust accumulates + added sweat. Mini bacteria mud in your nails.
Even if you wash em. Chances are you might have some soap stuck under your nails. But you can eat soap. It's not tasty.
Anyway. Look at all the things you do with your hands and look at how many times you go to the bathroom. Look at how many times you wash your hands! And fuck some people don't even wash their hands after handling their pecker while they're number 1ing in the bathroom, then they touch the door knob. You do your number two's, use lots of toilet paper, make sure there ain't no brown so you can pull your undies up and not dirty them. You wash your hands. Carefully. Do the whole a to zed bit couple times. dry them with the filthy dryer (how many times do they clean it?). Or nasty paper that's been sitting there accumulating dust filled with bathroom germs. And then you touch the door knob infested with pecker grease. And you ignore it. People get wet hands all the time and touch the door knob. You think it's hygienic. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
But you shouldn't bitch about biting nails and getting sick from it. That's a small amount of bacteria entering your body. If you do it too much, yes you might catch something god awful like... penis breath or something.... but bit by bit you might become immune to some bacteria. So biting nails is a good thing in a way. And according to some study, so is eating your buggers cause you build up immunity to something.
And for one sec... WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
Anyway... my nails are soo fucking short nothing can get stuck under them and if anything does get stuck, i can't bite them. So... I rock! Or don't i, since i'm not chewing on some of the bacteria making them more deadly for me and less deadly for those dirty bastards who do it in public because of... you guessed it... stress!
Mother fucking people! So fucked up!
Ps. I go to the bathroom six times a day. I do my number 2 twice a day. Morning. Night. I do my number 1 3 times a day. During morning number 2 and nightly number 2. The rest of my bathroom experience (the added three visits) is for washing hands. And I don't think that's enough. I feel like wearing prophylactics on my hands. They prevent some major sttuddzes bacteria from entering your body so they can sure as hell protect anything entering your hands and such. But I’m sure people will look at you like a loon with a set of condoms on your hands. Though imagine... if you're strong enough... and anyone pisses you off... you can anally fist them so next time they'll watch what they'll say!
Imagine how dirty your hands would get if you didn't use anything to anally fist someone. EWWWWW!
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 12:52 Post subject: |
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I think you have a serious hypocondriac (spelling?) problem, WaldoJ.
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 13:28 Post subject: |
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so each hour you drink disinfectant cause there are more germs in your mouth then on any other part of your body. so if you see people kissing you immediatly have to vomit 
and like you said yourself, bacteria is good. if you would live one year in a perfectly bacteria free room and get washed each hour really really clean with very agressive products that kill all bacteria and eat bacteria clean food what will happen to you when you go outside again after that year you think.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 14:21 Post subject: |
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I'm not against bacteria. I just fucking hate it when people bite their nails! God! It makes them less neat! It's so crude looking. And like I said while back, you can't put socks on if you bite on your toenails too. Socks are made of that threaded bull shit, so you can get some threads stuck and it's unpleasant! You can feel it as you walk. So uncomfortable!
And if you look deep into it, there's so much wrong with biting your nails. Hygiene isn't a problem. But manners. I mean come on. Everyone has a personal time alone where they can bite them then. They can scratch their asses there. They can fart. Burp. Do all the nasty things. But not in public. It's so disgusting in public.
You're eating something. Let's say a healthy meal and some guy besides you drinks a gallon of pop, decides to burp and while he waits for his meal he bites his nail. Don't you want to bash his fucking face in? I do! I so do!
Like arrgh!
JeanPerrier, wtf? every hour i take a sip of whisky. Keeps me smooth And it's a disinfectant in some ways
And don't get me started on kissing!
I expect people to be automatons in public. Picture perfect. A perfect society. If there's someone who's not nice, polite, or has decent manners... KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!  
Yes. I do have a problem with people. 
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 14:53 Post subject: |
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| Esel_Gesi wrote: | | I have a horrible habit of biting my nails. |
hehe
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 03:11 Post subject: |
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K. Major ewwww!
On a side note, if you eat chop suey or that other thing from a chinese food place, and you don't chew it and just swallow it cause it tastes better that way  your poop will look like that. So... guys... don't freak out. you don't have worms in your belly. You just don't know how to chew properly! Animals!
Kids getting their bums spread. I just know there are some federalies looking at this forum right now looking for pictures of underage children! Skid and his Emma Watson thread.
Man. If kids are born without bacteria in their gut, how come their poo smells sooooo bad!
No bacteria should make it less stinky! I had to change a diaper! Once. And that's it. It's messy! I got it on my fingers. I got it on my hands. God! I got it everywhere! Baby poop is oooogly! And stinky. And gooey. But that’s cause of the diaper I found out. Cause it squishes it. Makes it mushy. Diapers mush poop together. And if the baby happens to want to pee at the same time, it makes the poo runny. So you’re stuck there playing with silly putty trying to dispose of it while a cooing baby is not noticing the awful smell that so happens to make you want to… vomit
a pack of gum comes with 12 pieces. It only costs $1.14. You only need one piece to mask the icky penis breath. 12 pieces can also last a whole night and then some.
See, there are sooo many simple solutions to some messy stinky problems 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 05:17 Post subject: |
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Hose a kid down. I'd be slapped to death if they caught me hosing the kid down. But yeah changing diapers is messy messy messy stuff!
And I'm not the one chewing gum
Isn't smallville dead?
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 05:26 Post subject: |
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Smallville? There is a new ep on tonight. I still watch it. Survivor is on at the same time but I didn't get into that at all this year.
I don't see anything wrong with hosing a kid down. As long as they can sit up on their own. You use one of the movable showers things. It isn't like. Check to make sure the water isn't too hot. I don't know. What else could there be? Oh and you don't leave them alone. ya.
OH she would be chewing the gum ? I was wondering how you would be getting penis breath?
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 05:41 Post subject: |
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 you shouldn't wonder such things!
I stopped watching smallville the season the spaceship landed and had the guy from buffy. Spike.
Haha but still. When you hose the poop down, you can see it float. and water can make it smellier. I think. So it would get a lot worse! Especially if the kid wants to splash you. Can you imagine poopy water dripping down your chin! Or drying in your hair 20 minutes before you have guests coming over. ACK!
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 05:54 Post subject: |
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Well, you teach them no splashing. Or they spash at the very end.
I would leave the plug out so it would get washed down the drain. Then use soap. I think that would work fine.
Can't you just keep mouthwash by the bed or something. You know what I worry about? Body lint.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 06:09 Post subject: |
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Body lint inside the belly button is so awesome to pick! Not to taste Belly buttons are awesome to play with! Outies are awesome! I wish I had an outie! Stupid innie!
Why do you worry about body lint? Are there some worms in it too?
Mouthwash? Then you gotta rush back to the bathroom spit it in the sink. All that time can be used for something else.
You can't teach them not to splash. They just do it! Like a lousy nike commercial!
So messy And not everyone has an awesome tub that water goes immediately down the drain!
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 12:33 Post subject: |
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LOL I think lint in your belly button is gross. I don’t like the outties. I have a inny. It is bottomless actually. You can’t see the bottom.
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 14:34 Post subject: |
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Inny = normal,happy,caring member of society
Outtie = Evil mutants with the intent to take over the earth and cover it in belly button fluff
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 14:37 Post subject: |
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Everyones inny is bottomless until you try to stick things in
Body lint is rare though isn't it. And why is it gross? WHY! I bet you there's some psycho out there that has a jar full his/hers belly button lint!!! And on dates he/she pours some out into a bowl and eats it like cereal! I bet it tastes all fuzzy!
I like outies though. You can get lost in an innie and it may be more fun. But with an outie there's so little you can do with it, you can never get lost
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Fri, 8th Dec 2006 14:40 Post subject: |
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Outies can't get belly button lint. Can they? Where will it hide?
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