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WaldoJ
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I WANT TO BE NORMAL!
People constantly stare at me. 
I want to be someone else for a day. Who wants to switch identities for a day with me?
I want new pair of eyes for a week too. Who’s willing to trade? I’m so tired of seeing all these colours. I can’t even label them. I never new what turquoise looked like until a girl said it was the colour of my eyes.
A new brain would be nice too. Who’s tired of their mind?
I have a tent on mine though. I have people still camping. You might not enjoy their loud music in the middle of night, but hey, I’ve lived with them all my live, so a week or two won’t kill you.
I can’t do complicated math so if you need addition and multiplication you better write your formulas before you trade.
I'm such a fucking freak!
Today I spent a day in the rain. I got soaked. I loved it. I had singing shoes. I had a shiny coat and stylized hair.  but nobody seemed to see it my way. Yesterday I saw a dead butterfly. I stood there for 10 minutes just looking at it. It had its wing spread wide and it was stiff. People just walked by and ignored it.
I felt like picking up the butterfly and throwing it against the wind to see if it’ll fly. But I have a phobia of creepy crawlers. 
Now I have a fever.  ( I wont trade my fever. I like it. )
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 04:00 Post subject: |
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Wanna trade your fever with my cold? I'll thrown in a couple of billion dollars into the deal if that means anything to you....
Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 04:07 Post subject: |
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I just had a cold not long ago. So no thank you. Thanks for the offer though.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 04:13 Post subject: |
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I'll take your cold if you trade eyes with me.
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 04:18 Post subject: |
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Done deal. Check your pm.
EDIT Give me 5 min. They're kinda hard to remove. Never tried this before :/
Ok, there we go, would you like them via UPS or FedEx?
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 04:55 Post subject: |
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I know what your saying dude.
Sometimes I wish I could just step outside myself and feel differently then i do and have different opinions.
You wanna switch? You can go work your ass off for a week and i can go hit on some university girls ...sounds good. I'll give you a day lesson on flux core welding and you'll be set 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 04:59 Post subject: |
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sounds swell syco.
Tainted, I like UPS. Make sure you use a clean scalpel. I don't want to get infected. I'll send you my eyes tomorrow. Give me the address.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 05:01 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: |
sounds swell syco.
Tainted, I like UPS. Make sure you use a clean scalpel. I don't want to get infected. I'll send you my eyes tomorrow. Give me the address. |
That'd be a riot trying to watch you do what i do. Not because you couldnt do it, but because your not accustomed to it at all....the first piece of steel i'd tell you to lift, you'd shit yourself
Trust me, lifting 80lbs-100lbs shit, constantly and bending/climbing/jumping/hanging of shit to weld is fuckin hard ass work. |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 05:03 Post subject: |
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I'll trade it with someone else then until I find something fun to do 
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 05:08 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | | I'll trade it with someone else then until I find something fun to do |
You know who I wish i could trade with?
someone who's retired with a spectacular pension plan. Just sit around all day and pursue shit i like to do
I gotta wait another 30 years atleast for that shit... |
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 05:08 Post subject: |
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Used a laser scalpel to burn it out and put it in a cryogenic tube. Will send next morning
As for my adress, its kind of tricky:
7614 Grandiose Road, Lake Temuro, California.
Tell the postal dude to look for two armed guards in a camoflaged machine gun nest on the right side of the road (they might be hard to spot from all the shrubbery). Tell him to avoid the left since there might be some unexploded cluster bombs there from the last prison uprising, and that a bored sniper might take a potshot at him for not following regulations. Also tell him to not have anything edible on him and to not wear any metal objects, otherwise security won't let him past the 7th checkpoint behind the old blow up pillbox with all the barbed wire rolls on it. If he manages to get to the facility's postal office, tell him to request for "Staff Sargent Michal Rondalds", and hand him over the package and tell him its for "Test subject 7852-92089-5522 East Block second floor". If by any chance Ronalds happens to be dead just tell him to leave the package with the following inscription on it: "Test subject 7852-92089-5522 East Block second floor".
Oh, and tell him not to wear anything aside from natural deodorant, the dogs hate all those factory chemicals.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 12th Oct 2006 05:16 Post subject: |
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You'll get them on monday. I'll ship them tomorrow. Hope you'll enjoy them.
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