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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 01:06    Post subject: Wii vs PS3 spoof


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 02:10    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 02:23    Post subject:
yea.. im deffo getting a Wii now Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 02:59    Post subject:
Well in all fairness, Nintendo only has games with a minimum intelligence requirement of "Retard" or higher. Although all consoles suck major cock compared to PC's (at least if you like deep and engaging and complex games) at least the PS2 has some decent strategy games, and not just the retarded instant gratification twitch bullshit of the nintendo systems. I mean the NES and SNES used to have pretty good strategy games by Koei, but they dumped nintendo after the SNES and switched over to the PS one and PS2. So i think i'd rather take a PS3 over some bullshit Wii crap that'll only ever get like 200 games in its 1 year life span compared to the several thousand the PS2 will get. Of course, proponents of the Wii could simply counter with the quality over quantity argument, but the playstation systems have always had both.
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 03:17    Post subject:
I'm not into consoles but if I would buy one I would definitely get PS3 because it seems that it has better games.

Nintendo seems to have all these kid 3+ games and nothing more. That's just boring.


But I like PC. You can to loads of other stuff with it.... and the games are way better....

But it would be nice to own a PSP… Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 04:33    Post subject:
I think the spoof is wrong

The Wii should be the fat chick

PS3 may not have the interactive gameplay like Wii, but it will be superior in every other aspect


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 10:19    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
I think the spoof is wrong

The Wii should be the fat chick

PS3 may not have the interactive gameplay like Wii, but it will be superior in every other aspect



PS3 wins for me , Wii has the controler but the graphic is shit it would be good in the year 2000 but not in 2007 ,

o and here is
PS3 VS Wii VS Xbox360


Wii - the only thing that bugs me is the cable , wonders me how many times will it be torn to pieces Laughing

Xbox360 - have this console but the only thing buging me is the three dots of DEATH , i am not a console kidi my wife is Razz and in 3 months she had 4 new Xboxes 360 , nice graphic but crapy console , She never has any problems with PS2 and PSone

Ps3 - The Price is a HAMMER to me , hey but this console is way in the lead from the others , will see how it will withstand my wife , graphical it looks cool ,


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 11:02    Post subject:
Wii - Games for kids, meh... not for me.
Xbox360 - too few games, and too few good ones even after almost a year, meh.... not for me.
PS3 - Already over 200 games in development or planning stage. Games targeted at teens and adults. I like PC the best, but if I decide to get a console, it will definitively be the PS3.


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 17:44    Post subject:
Wait until it's released before passing judgement on the PS3, we all know how much companies like to embellish the amount of games they have coming out for their console. It's probably get about 10 on it's release date.


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 17:47    Post subject:
I don't think so, my dear AnimalMother.

http://www.ps3land.com/article-553.php


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 17:59    Post subject:
Oh wow, a list of games currently in development or planned . That means fuck all unfortunately. About half of those won't be out for over a year, a quarter will probably never be released and the other quarter will be staggered throughout the first year of the PS3's life. Thats not taking into account which games are good or not.

If you think they're all going to be coming out near the PS3's release date then you're either a blind fanboi, or an idiot. I can't believe you think that list is anything beyond a pipe dream. Laughing

I bet if you look at the 360's pre-release development schedules you'd see something similar.


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 18:03    Post subject:
I never said they would come out instantly. And let's face it, there will be a lot of games for PS3, way more than for Xbox360, just wait and see. That was my point - let's not make this into some Console-quarreling thread.
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 18:09    Post subject:
Yeah, I agree that the 360's release schedule has been disappointing. It's only just starting to get some good games. I think that Microsoft were desperate to get a headstart on Sony though, and it shows.

It doesn't really matter to me about the PS3's initial releases as I can't afford one until it's been out for a least a year anyway.


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 21:28    Post subject:
I like my 360 Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 22:16    Post subject:
but i don't like any of you Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Aug 2006 01:20    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Aug 2006 13:59    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
I think the spoof is wrong

The Wii should be the fat chick

PS3 may not have the interactive gameplay like Wii, but it will be superior in every other aspect


But the ps3 is bloated with Bluray, the cell, hard drives, hd connectors and whatnot (serious, fat chick). The Wii has focused on what's most important, the input (fun, lean chick).

I already have a comp, so a Wii for me please, especially given the ps3's outrageous price.
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Aug 2006 14:28    Post subject:
You are clearly misusing the word bloated, or your are misunderstanding it. This is no Nero7 or otherwise Razz

The spoof, however funny it might be, does not have any root in reality.


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Aug 2006 15:31    Post subject:
Submiqent wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
I think the spoof is wrong

The Wii should be the fat chick

PS3 may not have the interactive gameplay like Wii, but it will be superior in every other aspect


But the ps3 is bloated with Bluray, the cell, hard drives, hd connectors and whatnot (serious, fat chick). The Wii has focused on what's most important, the input (fun, lean chick).

I already have a comp, so a Wii for me please, especially given the ps3's outrageous price.


the ps3 isnt 'bloated'. I dont know what you mean by that. It looks fine. Would fit anywhere (most likely on top of my 360) in my entertainment centre, has a next gen dvd capability, will have a bunch of sick games, good graphics, cutting edge processor technology etc I dont see anything bloated about it. i find it amazing they can make such a small device capable of such things consider computers where the size of rooms back in the 70s.

The Wii may be smaller but your losing out on quality and what it can do. Im prolly going to grab a Wii if it catches on but still. From what Ive seen, the graphics are really lacking and I cant imagine all the moving around being fun. I like to push buttons and use joysticks to control my badass character with a sword. I dont want to have to stand up and make sword swinging motions and shit just to play a videogame...
I play games when Im chillin and lazy, im not looking for a workout. Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Aug 2006 16:23    Post subject:
Well syco consider the price tag for the Wii and then look what you are getting Razz If the complete package live up to the hype Nintendo have established then this might be something.

I really am looking forward to utilize some of the elements of the wii and if we are looking at a price tag near 250 dollars then why not? Besides I dont have to buy a goddamn HD projector to get the best out of it Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Aug 2006 18:37    Post subject:
If I want to play "grown up" games I'll use my pc.

If I want to have mindless console fun I'll take a Wii.

Spoken like a true nintendo fanboy Very Happy
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