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 Posted: Mon, 7th Aug 2006 02:38 Post subject: jokes for once |
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Come on people say some good jokes. I've been AMAZING the irc channel randomly with my jokes and can't remember them all but here's some....
(this one for the UKers)
What's micheal barrymoore's favourite pub game?
 Spoiler: | killer pool |
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
| Spoiler: | so you can stare into it's eyes whilst you have a wank |
What's the difference between a peadophile and a professional footballer?
| Spoiler: | i'm not a professional footballer |
What's blue and fucks grannies?
| Spoiler: | Hypothermia |
What's green and fucks grannies?
| Spoiler: | My in my lucky green raping jacket |
What got two legs and bleeds a lot?
| Spoiler: | Half a cat |
Whats got ate legs and makes women scream?
Gang rape [ran out of spoilers]
These are all I can remember at the moment but i'll post some more when I do remember.
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Aug 2006 02:42 Post subject: Re: jokes for once |
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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
| Spoiler: | so you can stare into it's eyes whilst you have a wank |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Aug 2006 02:56 Post subject: |
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The whats blue joke should have hypothermia as the punchline.
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Aug 2006 03:09 Post subject: |
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indeed I know. I had too many things goin on in my head at the time.
here are some more i've just remembered...
What causes peadophillia?
| Spoiler: | sexy children |
What's the best thing about fucking 33 year olds?
| Spoiler: | there's 30 of them!
(supposed be 23 but I thought i'd apply it to moi  ) |
Whats black and screams?
| Spoiler: | steview wonder answering the iron |
Why don't ukranians wear boxers?
| Spoiler: | because chernobyl fallout |
What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?
| Spoiler: | Throw in your washing |
thats me spent again now. Good brain wave then though!
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