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 Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:11 Post subject: Fucking gayness! |
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July is meant to be a fucking Cancer month! A CANCER MONTH! But not for me. No no. FUCKING NO!  
I'm a cancer and a leo! WTF! Fucking born on a gay ass cusp. Wtf is a cusp anyway! FUCKING BULL SHIT IS WHAT IT REALLY IS!
Look at this gay shit!
| Quote: | | The element associated with Cancer is Water. Water Signs are emotional: they tend to respond to the world through emotion. The element associated with Leo is Fire. Fire Signs are physical and tend to respond to the world through action. |
WTF! Water kills fire and fire boils water. WHAT THE FUCKING BULL SHIT IS THAT? GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY! YOU BOIL CANCERS IN WATER AND THEN YOU EAT THEM! So much fucking bull shit!
Asssssstrologaygy is so full of shit! FUCK FUCK!
Why can't I be a cancer and a a a a a a unicorn! Just imagine! I can fly, I got a fucking pearl bone for a nose and I can swim under water! But no! I'm two fucking opposites! FUCKING BULL SHIT!
Who agrees with me! July 19 is a gay ass day! 19 - 23! Just fucking gay! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A CUSP!
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Were You Born on a Cusp?
Originally referred to as your Sun Sign, your Star Sign represents the Sign of the Zodiac that the Sun was in at the time of your birth. The Sun rules willpower and ego. It is the core of your potential and uniqueness as an individual; who you are and what you are about.
Your Sun Sign represents the main direction and focus you want your life to take and your determination to accomplish what you set out to do. It represents your personal honesty and integrity, your ability to command respect and authority and your capacity to impress and influence others.
If you are born on a Cusp, you will incorporate the energies of both Signs. |
That doesn’t SAY SHIT! Nothing. Says everything about those cool ass fuckers with one “sun sign” (WTF A SUN SIGN! GOD DAMN HIPPIES!) and then ONE line about a cusp. I mean why the fuck is there a cusp! GOD DAMN GOOGLE! TEACH ME!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:13 Post subject: |
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someone's run out of their pills
I suggest you say your a Leo. Leo's are the bomb man 
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:17 Post subject: |
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OMG are you tripping? Control it. Do some deep breathing.
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:20 Post subject: |
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This is fucking serious man! Very serious!!
It's like being bisexual even though you have having cocks stuffed in your mouth! Man! Human species are meant to feel the love of one thing only! Having the best of both worlds is being selfish! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCKING SELFISH!
And I can't say I'm just a leo!! I'm not a liar! DON’T MAKE ME LIE MAN! DON'T YOU MAKE ME LIE! I WILL KILL YOU!
Man! I hate this bull shit! Leo and a cancer! WTF! Surf and Turf bitches! SURF AND TURF on one plate! MAN! I'm a two course meal! FOR FUCKS SAKE! A TWO COURSE MEAL! ONLY FAT PEOPLE EAT TWO COURSES! FUCK! I'm a MacDonald’s special! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I wish I were a cancer like the rest of the cool people here! BUT NOOO!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:24 Post subject: |
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Ok, I must admit, I am a bit lost in that
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:30 Post subject: |
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How can you be lost? The map is right there! RIGHT THERE! Your contacts are failing you! MUWAHAHAAH! Put on your goggles and you'll see! YOU SHALL SEE THE MAP!
 Just yanking your chain! Haha!
But seriously this is no laughing matter! There are no horoscopes for cancers and leos! Only cancers or leos! Never together! Can you just… think about that! I’m facing the highest level of discrimination! Thousands of girls read the daily ‘scopes on the news paper and sometimes they go, “hey waldo, (or wally GRRR I SLAP THEM! I SLAP THEIR FACES OFF! MUWAHAHAHHAA), what’s your star sign” and I go, “Well, golly gosh, it’s cancer and a leo” and they go WTF! YOU TRIPPIN’ LYING BASTARD! GTFO! GTFO! YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!
Cause no one is meant to have two! NO ONE! And those who do… oh they’re so fucked up! OH THEY’RE FUCKED UP!
See how serious is this! This is a fucking epidemic! I’m gonna end up dead and I’ll never know what my daily number is because it can’t be 19/15/18 (cancers and leos have one number each! SO WHAT DO I DO ADD THEM TOGETHER! THE SCALE ONLY GOES UP TO TEN! DAMN IT! AND HAVING 5’s as a daily number is not a good thing!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:32 Post subject: |
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| Injurious wrote: | How can you be lost? The map is right there! RIGHT THERE! Your contacts are failing you! MUWAHAHAAH! Put on your goggles and you'll see! YOU SHALL SEE THE MAP!
Just yanking your chain! Haha!
But seriously this is no laughing matter! There are no horoscopes for cancers and leos! Only cancers or leos! Never together! Can you just… think about that! I’m facing the highest level of discrimination! Thousands of girls read the daily ‘scopes on the news paper and sometimes they go, “hey waldo, (or wally GRRR I SLAP THEM! I SLAP THEIR FACES OFF! MUWAHAHAHHAA), what’s your star sign” and I go, “Welly, golly gosh, it’s cancer and a leo” and they go WTF! YOU TRIPPIN’ LYING BASTARD! GTFO! GTFO! YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!
Cause no one is meant to have two! NO ONE! And those who do… oh they’re so fucked up! THEY’RE FUCKED UP!
See how serious is this! This is a fucking epidemic! I’m gonna end up dead and I’ll never know what my daily number is because it can’t be 19/15/18 (cancers and leos have one number each! SO WHAT DO I DO ADD THEM TOGETHER! THE SCALE ONLY GOES UP TO TEN! DAMN IT! AND HAVING 5’s as a daily number is not a good thing!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! |
so whatcha drinkin tonite my friend? |
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:32 Post subject: |
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God...damn.
[21:38] <chiz***> how do you "had" aids
[21:38] <Voyevoda> when you get it down to 1 aid
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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:34 Post subject: |
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I'm so sober I could... do something drunk people can't do!
I'm just counting down to my impending doom! GAAAAARGH!
It’s pissing me off!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:44 Post subject: |
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| Injurious wrote: | I'm so sober I could... do something drunk people can't do!
I'm just counting down to my impending doom! GAAAAARGH!
It’s pissing me off! |
Impending doom is pretty nasty. I feel for you dude.
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Demonium
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Click me.
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:49 Post subject: |
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It is fucking nasty! It's just so horrible! You want it to come quicker and quicker and quicker! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO! It's taking its time tormenting you like a little child! FUCK!
Ps. I just read the bullshit on that site I found. Pretty much cancers/leos are pretty much gay
I'm so gonna end up whoring my self on the 53rd and 3rd
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 05:50 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 06:25 Post subject: |
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It's here
The fucking cusp is here!
5 days of this fucking bull shit!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 06:56 Post subject: |
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What does it say about Gemini?
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 07:03 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Gemini
May 21 - June 21
Gemini is the third Sign of the Zodiac, and those born under this Sign will be quick to tell you all about it. That's because they love to talk! It's not just idle chatter with these folks, either. The driving force behind a Gemini's conversation is their mind. The Gemini-born are intellectually inclined, forever probing people and places in search of information. The more information a Gemini collects, the better. Sharing that information later on with those they love is also a lot of fun, for Geminis are supremely interested in developing their relationships. Dalliances with these folks are always enjoyable, since Geminis are bright, quick-witted and the proverbial life of the party. Even though their intellectual minds can rationalize forever and a day, Geminis also have a surplus of imagination waiting to be tapped. Can a Gemini be boring? Never!
Since Geminis are a mix of the yin and the yang, they are represented perfectly by the Twins. The Gemini-born can easily see both sides of an issue, a wonderfully practical quality. Less practical is the fact that you're not sure which Twin will show up half the time. Geminis may not know who's showing up either, which can prompt others to consider them fickle and restless.
They can be wishy-washy, too, changing their mood on a simple whim. It's this characteristic which readily suggests the Mutable Quality assigned to this Sign. Mutable folks are flexible and go with the flow. Further, the Twins are adaptable and dexterous and can tackle many things at once. It's a good thing, too, when you consider their myriad interests. The downside of such a curious mind, however, can be a lack of follow-through. How much can any one person do, anyway? |
Fucking cusp! Ruining a perfectly good week
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 07:11 Post subject: |
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Does it change if you sere born on June 20? What is the next sign like?
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 07:17 Post subject: |
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It’s from May 21 - June 21. Next sign is me a cancer (/leo)
But it's all bullshit created to ruin your prefect day. Ignore it. It’s not like it’s completely true. Just made it up shit that vaguely describes a personality associated to the sign
June 19 – June 23 is also a cusp for Gemini’s.
SEE! A FUCKING CONSPIRACY!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 14:28 Post subject: |
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Astrology = Bullshit, there ya go.
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 14:51 Post subject: |
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I just don’t like having my birthday, that’s all. I’m 21 now. But, alas, I cannot enjoy my personal holiday with other typical cancers, as I was born on a cusp. Sure, I share this July month with them, but that is all we have in common. I share my birthday with Cancers and Leos, and that, my dear friends, is a pain-in-the-fucking-ass combination!
Now you see why I’m this frustrated? It’s a fucking bitch! Thank god for this...
 I bought some frozen seafood odd days back, so today won’t be a TOTAL waste.
But… this astrology bull shit is fucking annoying. I know, D_A_Kuja, I know, it’s just that SOME people take it seriously and I hate those people. “Let me read your horoscope” – “What’s your star sign” – “How old are you?!”
Like… god! anywho… I’m a little fucked up today. Well… a lot fucked up. I’m just so fucking pissed my birthday is on the FIRST day of the fucking cusp. It’d be cool on the second or the third… but on the first? WTF?
Again. Tequila FTW!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 16:51 Post subject: |
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You're born near the border between two starsigns, but you're either on one side or the other, you're not both. You were born on the 19? So you're a cancer then. Simple.
This crap about a cusp is just a way to overcomplicate matters so the vague generalisations that are the whole basis of starsigns can be seen as a more precise science.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 18:02 Post subject: |
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so you're telling me I’m not even good enough to be a cusp, is that it? How low can you go! Here I am... in a very vulnerable state and you're telling me I’m a worthless sack of shit! You're just so cruel to me! I haven't done ANYTHING to you! Absolutely nothing and you treat me like this Where did the love go? Where did it go?
This is ‘spoused to be a happy day
well... it kinda is...
I went shopping for veggies/meat and spices and drinks (tequila alone is good, but you can't drink it like water… )
So... when I got home. I forgot the meat and the spices. Carried two bags of drinks, cookies, veggies, and haggen dans COFFEE FLAVOURED ICE CREAM! FTW!!! 8 dollars for less than 592 ml.
I go buy the meat. I forget to buy the spices! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I rummage through the cupboards and OH MY SWEET GOD! I found them! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!
I'm making curry shrimp, black pepper beef, fried rice and to top it all off... I LOVE TEQUILA..
Still, A-M, how could you say such a cruel thing, man! How can you! You can just say... forget about it! But noooooooooo, you had to make me look like a complete fool.
You're just too mean!!! I still love yah, :-*
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Jul 2006 18:05 Post subject: |
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| Spun[k] wrote: | haha, total gayness.  |
I try my best! 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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