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					 Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 12:35    Post subject: Re: So I got fired. :( | 
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						 	  | Praetori wrote: | 	 		  | *sounds funnier in Dutch | 	  
 
 
Doesn't sound funny at all in english, or i'm mssing the point. You can't say stuff like that at work, especially if you work in sales.
  
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						Spun[k]
					
					 
					 
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					 Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 12:56    Post subject:  | 
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					 Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 13:18    Post subject:  | 
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						Should be in Jokes-section   
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					 Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 13:57    Post subject:  | 
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						the thing that popped my mind:
 
 
U SUCK
 
 
there I said it ^^
  
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					 Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 14:00    Post subject:  | 
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						That was evil... She was polite and you came out with that stupid joke insted.
  
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					 Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 14:44    Post subject:  | 
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						Lol... reeeaaaaal smart.....
  
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					 Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 14:47    Post subject:  | 
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						Who said I work in sales? I was the co-driver and I was just loitering around in the shop.
 
 
It was so worth it from the look on her face, tbh. That and now I have more time to devote to my studies and Taekwon-do.  I've been looking to quit for a while.
 
 
It's a typical Amsterdam joke. I forgot I haven't been living in Amsterdam for the last 8 years.
 
 
In the Netherlands, we use the word 'zak' to refer to a bag, but that word is synonymous with scrotum.
  
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					 Posted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 15:42    Post subject:  | 
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						If they fired you for that, its not worth working for them. FFS, can't take a little (belgian?)humor? :\
  
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					 Posted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 16:42    Post subject:  | 
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						lol that bitch fights like a cow 
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					 Posted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 19:28    Post subject:  | 
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						Hahah. Plastic bag. Nice. I would have loved to see the look on her face.
  
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					 Posted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 22:20    Post subject:  | 
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					 Posted: Mon, 17th Jul 2006 22:21    Post subject:  | 
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						 	  | pistolshrimp wrote: | 	 		  | It isn't a funny joke. | 	  
 
 
IT IS !!
  yes
  
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					 Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:28    Post subject:  | 
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I think its fuckin hilarious   
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					 Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:30    Post subject:  | 
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						 	  | Quote: | 	 		  | if your cunt is made of wood. | 	  
 
 
you have to be pinocchio to ask that.
  
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					 Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:35    Post subject:  | 
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						 	  | IpwnU wrote: | 	 		   	  | Quote: | 	 		  | if your cunt is made of wood. | 	  
 
 
you have to be pinocchio to ask that. | 	  
 
 
 
splinters  "ouch"
  
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					 Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 03:08    Post subject:  | 
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						 	  | IpwnU wrote: | 	 		  yea pistol woman doesnt like wood made dildos , i know that  
 
 
my mom says silicon made ones are better.   | 	  
 
 
You know whats funny? I swear i just watched some sex ed show on...the Life network I think. Anyway, they were doin a historical look at dildos and man....they used to have wooden dildo's back in the day. Like big, thick, oak fuckers....I dont know how any woman would prefer that over 2 fingers (or 3) 
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					 Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 08:34    Post subject:  | 
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						Enough about wood dildoes.
  
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					 Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 19:04    Post subject:  | 
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						 	  | Godlikez* wrote: | 	 		  | Wait a minute you got fired because of some lame joke? wow im surprised they got rid of you so quick and you didnt even try to defend yourself? | 	  
 
As he said earlier, he was looking forward to quit..
  
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					 Posted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 19:55    Post subject:  | 
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						 	  | Praetori wrote: | 	 		  
 
It was so worth it from the look on her face, tbh. That and now I have more time to devote to my studies and Taekwon-do.  
 
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Yeah but you have no income!
 
 
Besides I think they were looking for an excuse to fire you if thats all it took. I've been rude to customers before and all I got was a warning.
 
 
I guess it's worked out for you. Would you have made the same joke if you had'nt planned on quitting?
  "Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
 
 
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
  
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