How to get a girl without being arrested.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 00:33    Post subject: How to get a girl without being arrested.
I'm 18 now and have a HUGE problem with girls... The problem is that I can't find a normal girl (thus not some ugly stupid bitch) at my age, nevertheless older than me. Somehow it happened that all the hot girls That I know at my age already have boyfriends older than them. So the only option left for me are the younger girls (13-16).... The law in my country says that anyone above 18 who has sexual relationships with a girl under this age would find himself in jail, and I'm not in the mood to find myself in jail after falling into a trap of some bitch. Also most of the girls at these ages are stupid nutjobs... And those rare girls that are not too young/ stupid appear to say that they don't go out with older boys Evil or Very Mad.
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 00:38    Post subject:
go for men, no other choice Wink


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 00:41    Post subject:
Just go chill at a local library and find something that you might like. It’s the summer time. Libraries are crowded with attractive, smart and older girls. You don’t need a 13-16 year old. Yuck.

And heck… it’s not hard to push your self to offer someone a drink at a nearby bar.
You just have to do it.

There are plenty of fish in the sea… you’ve just been fishing with lousy bait Very Happy Just change your stuff and cast again. Don’t give up. At least don’t go running into trouble just because you want to polish your knob. Heck… waiting and looking around seem to be much better than getting your ass mauled by some sex deprived criminals. Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 00:44    Post subject:
The marked change. And of course there are some girls who are with older guys. (mostly the bitchy ones..) And i feel like the same, and i just don't want a girlfriend just to have one.. thats just lame. No tattoes, iq over 90, cute\sexy, not to skinny, not to fat.. damn, i have to many requirements :\

If both are under 16 its ok to have sex here. And both over 16. That is the legal age.

But mark try to date a girl at 25 or something Very Happy
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 00:44    Post subject:
goto college or something , loads of hot chicks and where i live i see quite a few attractive students at the local part with ugly blokes.
by that i dont mean to imply your not attractive.
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 00:51    Post subject:
Good ide snop, think you can find more 'real' girls there, girls who know what their gonna do with their lifes.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 00:53    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
goto college or something , loads of hot chicks and where i live i see quite a few attractive students at the local part with ugly blokes.
by that i dont mean to imply your not attractive.


No college/university for me until 21 :\- Army and stuff. I know that only in the university I would be able to find my perfect match, but hell... I don't want to wait.

Dunno, it's something with nature of the people here... All the hot girls at my age appear to be occupied by some 20+ guys. What's intersting is that this nature forces me to go in that way too as only girls at the 13-16 range seem to notice me ("OMFG, look at him!!!11").
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 00:56    Post subject:
But hey, lets say you got a girlfriend. Because, you don't get a giirlfriend if you just want to have sex. Thats no point at all. But if you get a girlfriend, and she's underaged, you have sex with her. And you both love each other. Do you really think she will sue you?

It have just happend here once with some issues, but she was a bitch and lied about her age. A sly bitch who just wanted to earn money :\
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 01:00    Post subject:
I always dated guys older then me. Maybe 5-8 yrs. I never was attracted to guys my own age.

You know where I think a good place to meet people is. Work, even a part time job. You get to hang out with them and see if they are smart or not. Don't go for a younger girl. 1 yr maybe but you will have nothing in common with much younger ones

Or you could try computer dating service. Werder met his wife on IRC.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 01:02    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
But hey, lets say you got a girlfriend. Because, you don't get a giirlfriend if you just want to have sex. Thats no point at all. But if you get a girlfriend, and she's underaged, you have sex with her. And you both love each other. Do you really think she will sue you?

It have just happend here once with some issues, but she was a bitch and lied about her age. A sly bitch who just wanted to earn money :\


I know... But the possibility that this kind of shit can happen scares me. This would ruin my whole life... No serving in the best place in the army or working in a good place for me in this case...
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 01:10    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
deelix wrote:
But hey, lets say you got a girlfriend. Because, you don't get a giirlfriend if you just want to have sex. Thats no point at all. But if you get a girlfriend, and she's underaged, you have sex with her. And you both love each other. Do you really think she will sue you?

It have just happend here once with some issues, but she was a bitch and lied about her age. A sly bitch who just wanted to earn money :\


I know... But the possibility that this kind of shit can happen scares me. This would ruin my whole life... No serving in the best place in the army or working in a good place for me in this case...



A underage girl can promise you all the love in the world but she will change her turn if you piss her off. "Hell has no Fury like a women scorned" I wouldn't want someone having that type of power over me. Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 01:19    Post subject:
A 59 year old guy can legally have sex with a 16 year old girl here.
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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 01:49    Post subject:
who tells you to have sex with 15-16 year old girls ?
just hang with them , it will be a nice ego boost(+10) for you. you know when you see these 16 year old idiot paris wannabes , you feel alot better.if they want to have sex , refuse them.
dont forget the one who runs away will be always chased.

and find older ones to fuck... (18-35).
who needs a decent relationship anyway ?
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 01:52    Post subject:
IpwnU wrote:
who needs a decent relationship anyway ?
Crying or Very sad me? Laughing Crying or Very sad haha


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 01:56    Post subject:
The light that thy seek doth showeth thou the path my childe.


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 01:56    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
A 59 year old guy can legally have sex with a 16 year old girl here.



thats just fucked up... Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 01:57    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
deelix wrote:
A 59 year old guy can legally have sex with a 16 year old girl here.



thats just fucked up... Laughing

Its 15 in Sweden? So its basicly the same, right?
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:03    Post subject:
okay your only 18 so tbh there is no rush to lose your virginity! wait till you are 21 and can goto college or uni and find a nice woman who isnt just intrested in looks, those relationships dont usually last anyway.
find someone who shares the same intrests as you.

THERE IS NO SHAME IN BEEING A VIRGIN!
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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:03    Post subject:
yup it is fucked up , especially they have fucking porn sites for this genre Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:04    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I always dated guys older then me. Maybe 5-8 yrs. I never was attracted to guys my own age.

You know where I think a good place to meet people is. Work, even a part time job. You get to hang out with them and see if they are smart or not. Don't go for a younger girl. 1 yr maybe but you will have nothing in common with much younger ones

Or you could try computer dating service. Werder met his wife on IRC.


Same here. Ive always been attracted to older women. The older a woman is, usually, the sexier they are. By sexy i dont specifically mean physical, i mean it in all aspects.

To bad i dont know any older women who are sophisticated and down to earth. Know lots of cougars tho Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:06    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Spun[k] wrote:
deelix wrote:
A 59 year old guy can legally have sex with a 16 year old girl here.



thats just fucked up... Laughing

Its 15 in Sweden? So its basicly the same, right?



Dude Im not talking about the law, (well..It should be against something like that though)
Im talking about the scenario of a 59 year ol' man(!) with a 16 y old girl.. Laughing Evil or Very Mad


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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:07    Post subject:
yea
wine = women

they get older they get more sweet Very Happy
but dont keep your woman in cellar.
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:09    Post subject:
Just keep the ladies under your moms age and you will be fine...Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:10    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
Just keep the ladies under your moms age and you will be fine...Laughing
haha, think about it. So how old is your girlfriend? Older than you mom!
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:10    Post subject:
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but dont keep your woman in cellar.
Why not? Keeps 'em quiet and put.

Last thing you'd ever want is for your expensive wine collection to walk away and get spoiled! Laughing

Still! Library for the win! There’s one right by my house Very Happy Good selection of books too Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:19    Post subject:
come on man XX chromosomed living things are people too Sad
dont leave them in cellars , because they nagnag to rats , and rats are being disturbed.

how many rats do you know that wants to learn whats neutrogena for ?
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:20    Post subject:
Loads!


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 02:21    Post subject:
canadian rats are metrosexual faggots.
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 03:03    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
IpwnU wrote:
but dont keep your woman in cellar.
Why not? Keeps 'em quiet and put.

Last thing you'd ever want is for your expensive wine collection to walk away and get spoiled! Laughing

Still! Library for the win! There’s one right by my house Very Happy Good selection of books too Laughing


One day we will be reading about injurious and his collection of women in his basement. LOL. How many do you have? Very Happy



Attend a lecture, smart girls go to lectures. I meet 2 of my boyfriends from a job. Probably school is your best bet.

I don't know about meeting people at bars. I never had luck. I could get pretty lucky with the drinks some nights. You walk up to the drink line up and ask the guy in front me "Is this the drink lineup"
him: "yes"
Me: "is it moving"
him "not bad"
Usually, when he gets to the front he buys you a drink. They insist on it too, even if you say no. It is weird, I don't understand why you would buy someone a drink and not ask to dance or at least chat them up after. Maybe they were looking for really drunk girls, easy pickup or something.


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2006 03:06    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Injurious wrote:
IpwnU wrote:
but dont keep your woman in cellar.
Why not? Keeps 'em quiet and put.

Last thing you'd ever want is for your expensive wine collection to walk away and get spoiled! Laughing

Still! Library for the win! There’s one right by my house Very Happy Good selection of books too Laughing


One day we will be reading about injurious and his collection of women in his basement. LOL. How many do you have? Very Happy



Attend a lecture, smart girls go to lectures. I meet 2 of my boyfriends tho a job. Probably school is your best bet.

I don't know about meeting people at bars. I never had luck. I could get pretty lucky with the drinks some nights. You walk up to the drink line up and ask the guy in front me "Is this the drink lineup"
him: "yes"
Me: "is it moving"
him "not bad"
Usually, when he gets to the front he buys you a drink. They insist on it too, even if you say no. It is weird, I don't understand why you would buy someone a drink and not ask to dance or at least chat them up after. Maybe they were looking for really drunk girls, easy pickup or something.


Or maybe they were just being nice? Smile


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