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@bigperm
Swear to god I have seen it lots. I think it takes a certain type of guy. Some guys work late and no body is in the office. They do it. Sometimes they have to stop because someone comes in. One guy who was always pm me worked in some small airport god knows where. Some of them were at home but I think most were at work. Maybe they didn't have internet at home or something or it got them off more . One night I showed my girlfriend and she was shocked. It is pretty funny. All their lives people are trying to hide it and than Opps, There it is.
@ syco
Yep I have (long time bit) I love those days where you stay in bed all day until maybe 6 pm or so. It is the best when it is dark and raining outside, and you can hear the rain. You aren’t doing it whole time. You yap a bit, do it some more, more yapping, yapping and doing it at the same time. Then you are done for a bit. Then silence. More yapping, more doing it. Sometimes you get caught in the cycle that is the bed and the sex IMO.
@everybody else
About syco, The guy is hot, who wouldn’t wanna talk sex with him.  I have needs to ya know
@Injurious
You don't need an office, you can do it @home while you watch Kate Wheeler.
Good old Dazz
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 22:22 Post subject: |
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 shhh! Such a heinous act in front of Mrs. Wheeler.... blasphemy!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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werdercanuck
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Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 22:29 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | About syco, The guy is hot, who wouldn’t wanna talk sex with him. I have needs to ya know |
jesus christ, enough already why dont you two just hook up? get a greyhound ticket or something 
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 23:25 Post subject: |
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nouseforaname
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 07:39 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 07:51 Post subject: |
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| Bigperm wrote: | And sublime, i would like too know one virgin that can go 2 hours, let alone 1 hour, let alone 2 minutes.  |
Ok not a virgin but me and almost all my friends when they first got it on we went for ages. Not the very very first time but when you start experimenting and not just experiencing a cunt for the first time. Of course we were with equally in-experienced girls too and were pretty young but it could last for ages.
I don't know how else to explain it... erm.. you know like when you first started to wank? and I mean properly not just 'feeling' when you went hand to head and really went for it. You had to work on the pressure, the speed, the angle etc. and it took me a long long time to come the first time and it's the same with sex to begin with. Until you know what you like you experiment until it feels good, and sometimes you don't know how good it is until it's too late (so to speak).
Two hours of penetration now would leave me sore unless I did the penetrating with a semi the whole time, in which case I wouldn't be enjoying it as much anyway and neither would she. By all means have two hour sex sessions etc. but I find half an hour on x amount of time off and back on again to be the best way forward
Also I can't help but laugh when nouse posts a pic. He's an old dude that's into punk / rock and just cracks me up |
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 08:02 Post subject: |
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werdercanuck
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Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 08:04 Post subject: |
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yeah...muffin sounds so much nicer
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 08:13 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Cunt is harsh word don’t you think. How can you appreciate what you are having if you think of it in terms like that. That is like guys with hooker talk. |
O I am sorry I'll try to speak more kindly in future shall I?  I don't speak like that when around the lady but you shoulda been able catch my drift.
| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Nouse is not an old dude, he just has more experience. |
no, he IS old.
P.S are you a yo-yo smuggler? You're in the right age bracket, I seem to be seeing them a lot now yo-yo smugglers ftw! |
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 08:25 Post subject: |
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werdercanuck
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Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 08:36 Post subject: |
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reminds me of a song by kevin bloody wilson "you cant say cunt in canada"
You can't say 'cunt' in Canada
Saying 'cunt's' not very nice at all
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
So we asked the sheilas what they called it
And they said muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love,
So if you say 'cunt' in Canada,
You gotta say it with a velvet glove.
And, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
Now, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
So I thought I better ask the guys
Now, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
Why wasn't I surprised
When they said gash, pussy, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts
Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy lassoo
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
'Cause 'cunt's' considered pretty fuckin' rude
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
So when I get to Montreal
If you're gonna say 'cunt' in Canada
You gotta say it in French as well
So here goes: pilerplut, la cunt, president, miteron, *kiss kiss* pepe le pew
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
'Cause 'cunt's' considered pretty damn rude
And you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 08:55 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | = Yo-yo smuggler |
Isn't that a camel toe? Where did you get yo-yo from?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 09:14 Post subject: |
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Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Where's the string!
(yes I just remember the tampons comercials!)
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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