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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 20:21    Post subject:
I wonder if anyone tried this with there big toe? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 22:21    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
.. like others have said .. how many winters you have seen .. is not always a good benchmark for how much life is still throbbing within you .. in regards to older women .. when they cop on to the joys of sex, & stop seeing everything as a popularity contest, they are old enough for me Laughing



That is so true about it being a popularity contest sometimes. I never thought of it that way before but it is totally true. In the past, going out with some of my girlfriends that is what it felt like. That is partly why I hate the whole club scene. Tho to be fair, guys have their own sorta popularity contest. It is called the trophy wife.



@CRA$H
No one has. Tell ya what. Why don’t you be the first to use the big toe. Now finding a women for you might be a bit of a problem. Finding one for you AND your big toe is going to be a bit harder. I don’t know dude, you might have to unload some cash outta your wallat for that one Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 22:26    Post subject:
my wife is older than me Very Happy and dont forget, women reach their sexual peak in their 30s...


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 23:23    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
my wife is older than me Very Happy and dont forget, women reach their sexual peak in their 30s...



How much older if you don't mind me asking?

A women in her 30's fucking kills ya man. A good friend of mine is 40 and she is laughing her head off at me.
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 23:26    Post subject:
not by much, im 29 (turning 30 in nov), and she is 31 (turning 32 in oct). dont tell me, sometimes i have to yell at her "I'M NOT A FUCKING MACHINE!!!" Laughing but honestly, she wants sex all the time, not just daily, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day! i see the day coming soon where i just blow out hot air and dead flies or something....Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 23:33    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
not by much, im 29 (turning 30 in nov), and she is 31 (turning 32 in oct). dont tell me, sometimes i have to yell at her "I'M NOT A FUCKING MACHINE!!!" Laughing but honestly, she wants sex all the time, not just daily, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day! i see the day coming soon where i just blow out hot air and dead flies or something....Razz


It is a nothing age difference. You are lucky. Usually people with very small kids slack off when it comes to the sex. Usually the women is tired from working all day, then taking care of everything at home. When I had my guy and working full time I know I didn't get to sit down until 10 pm and we didn't even have kids. Part of the problem was me, I think I wasn't orginized enough. Our age difference was 7 yrs, he was older.
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 23:40    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
ChinUp wrote:
.. like others have said .. how many winters you have seen .. is not always a good benchmark for how much life is still throbbing within you .. in regards to older women .. when they cop on to the joys of sex, & stop seeing everything as a popularity contest, they are old enough for me Laughing



That is so true about it being a popularity contest sometimes. I never thought of it that way before but it is totally true. In the past, going out with some of my girlfriends that is what it felt like. That is partly why I hate the whole club scene. Tho to be fair, guys have their own sorta popularity contest. It is called the trophy wife.



@CRA$H
No one has. Tell ya what. Why don’t you be the first to use the big toe. Now finding a women for you might be a bit of a problem. Finding one for you AND your big toe is going to be a bit harder. I don’t know dude, you might have to unload some cash outta your wallat for that one Very Happy


ahh well I thought there would be here some sicko's Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 23:49    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
werdercanuck wrote:
not by much, im 29 (turning 30 in nov), and she is 31 (turning 32 in oct). dont tell me, sometimes i have to yell at her "I'M NOT A FUCKING MACHINE!!!" Laughing but honestly, she wants sex all the time, not just daily, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day! i see the day coming soon where i just blow out hot air and dead flies or something....Razz


It is a nothing age difference. You are lucky. Usually people with very small kids slack off when it comes to the sex. Usually the women is tired from working all day, then taking care of everything at home. When I had my guy and working full time I know I didn't get to sit down until 10 pm and we didn't even have kids. Part of the problem was me, I think I wasn't orginized enough. Our age difference was 7 yrs, he was older.


like i said before, im the one who takes care of everything at home, kid/cleaning/cooking (i love to cook)/etc. and the missus brings home the bacon Very Happy of course i have my days where i just dont feel like doing anything, but thats not very often. usually when she comes home from work, everything is done and she can "relax" Rolling Eyes i think you know what her definition of relaxing is Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Jul 2006 05:54    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
werdercanuck wrote:
not by much, im 29 (turning 30 in nov), and she is 31 (turning 32 in oct). dont tell me, sometimes i have to yell at her "I'M NOT A FUCKING MACHINE!!!" Laughing but honestly, she wants sex all the time, not just daily, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day! i see the day coming soon where i just blow out hot air and dead flies or something....Razz


It is a nothing age difference. You are lucky. Usually people with very small kids slack off when it comes to the sex. Usually the women is tired from working all day, then taking care of everything at home. When I had my guy and working full time I know I didn't get to sit down until 10 pm and we didn't even have kids. Part of the problem was me, I think I wasn't orginized enough. Our age difference was 7 yrs, he was older.


like i said before, im the one who takes care of everything at home, kid/cleaning/cooking (i love to cook)/etc. and the missus brings home the bacon Very Happy of course i have my days where i just dont feel like doing anything, but thats not very often. usually when she comes home from work, everything is done and she can "relax" Rolling Eyes i think you know what her definition of relaxing is Laughing




I think that is awesome. My girlfriend left her kid home with the dad and she would come home to find the kid in the same diapers. She would put the tape a certain way so she would know. He did nothing!!

I think there is nothing wrong with someone staying home if they are actually doing work. Kids are a lot of work. You have to talk to them, teach them things, entertain them, clean up after them, feed them. clean them. Plus there is the laundry, the grass, the other stuff. People don’t appreciate it anymore IMO.

I just had my ex over (he needed camping gear, it is shared) I got all the equipment ready plus I did all the shopping and food lists. It took me more then 1/2 a day (maybe 1 whole day) He was getting a bit snotty because I couldn’t find certain stuff. Stuff he really didn’t need. (Like a lantern, camping base for the mini stove) I had to actually say “how many other people would do this” Sometimes people can have no idea of the time or effort you put into something for them.


LOL I think I know what you mean by relaxing. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Sep 2006 17:02    Post subject:
page 5?!?!?!?! this awesomethread needs abump Very Happy maybe move it to the newbie section? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Sep 2006 19:05    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
page 5?!?!?!?! this awesomethread needs abump Very Happy maybe move it to the newbie section? Laughing


What other sex tips do you got, Sue Johanson? Laughing
(you know, the lady from the Sunday Night Sex Show)


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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Sep 2006 21:09    Post subject:
Or do your remember this woman ..



"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Sep 2006 21:23    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
Or do your remember this woman ..



She looks familiar but i cant put a name to the face. Who is she?


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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Sep 2006 21:47    Post subject:
Dr Ruth.....
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