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 Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 15:16 Post subject: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr Clean Towels! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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I go in to take a nice refreshing morning bath. I come out… first thing I dry is my face. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. I put the towel on my face and before I start scrubbing/rubbing I take a whiff… and eewwwwwwwwwwww the towel smells funky. Not poop funky… like it’s been wet for too long and it hasn’t dried!!!!!
Dirty towels are just! FUCKING SICK! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You expect to use something clean when you come out clean… not something filthy!
End Rant…  using a fan to dry my self... cold air makes my nipples hard 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 15:22 Post subject: |
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Cool to hear about your xp's.
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X_Dror
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 15:24 Post subject: |
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Are you a chick or what??
OH NOES THE WET TOWEL WILL MAKE ME DIRTY!!!
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 15:28 Post subject: |
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DUDE SMELLY TOWELS ARE NASTY!
I'm a clean person, CLEAN! and I must stay that way. If i'm not clean...  I go just go crazy!
I need to be clean!!!!!
Dirty towels just put that dirt back on and you have to wash again... you have to scrub again... you have to be clean! YOU HAVE TO BE SQUEAKY FUCKING CLEAN! 
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 16:10 Post subject: |
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a towel shouldnt smell bad. i always use a fresh towel
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 16:17 Post subject: |
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FRESH TOWELS FOR THE WIN!
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 19:24 Post subject: |
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Reminds me of that movie Planes, Trains, and Automobiles! with Steve Martin and John Candy.
Steve goes to wash his face in the sink when he gets up in the morning, reaching for what he thinks is a towel. It turns out to be John's dirty underwear or socks, can't recall exactly which, but funny as hell. 
I can never be free, because the shackles I wear can't be touched or be seen.
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 19:56 Post subject: |
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 Cool!
Download FTW! Lets just hope I can find it
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 21:14 Post subject: |
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Maybe in Norway... but here in Canada... you can step out on the balcony and yell out loud that you download illegal pornography and watch movies for free! MUWHAHAHAHAHH! Canada PWNS!
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deelix
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X_Dror
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 22:00 Post subject: |
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OMG! teen porn is allowed in norway?! you perverts! (i mean 11-20, that's teen)
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 22:05 Post subject: |
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13 - 19 = teen porn
thirTEEEN
nineTEEN
not twelveTEEN
or elevenTEEN
13 - 19! LOL!
pre 13 = prepube = childporn
but no child porn lover likes 11 year old cunts... they like em younger... 5-9 YUUUCK! Child porn FTL! FOR TH ELOSE! FOR TEH LOSE!
FOR THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 22:08 Post subject: |
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 22:23 Post subject: |
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lol, you're both wrong.
Teen = 18, 19
At least for porn.
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 22:38 Post subject: |
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I know the sexual agelimit may be 12-18, but the law says you got to be 18 (21 some states in USA) to watch or to be in a porn movie.
Just because the sexual agelimit is 12 in Mexico and Phillipines dosn't mean they are mature and can make porn movies...
There is a reason for the most 'on the edge' titles like "Not seventeen anymore" etc.
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 23:10 Post subject: |
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Why don't you wash your towels. LOL Toweles are easy to wash. It is not you are on a sock hunt. I love clean fabric softner smelling fresh soft fluffy towles. On a cold day I stick it on the heater vent while I am in the bath so it's a warm towle
You know what I think is cool. When you are wet, because you had a bath in the ocean, and you get out and let the sun dry you. Your skin smells so cool after. I can't explain the smell but it's a one. Same thing with lake water. It totally wakes your skin up and makes it feel alive.
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nerrd
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 23:18 Post subject: |
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Injurious, when you do laundry do you wash your towels with the rest of the clothes? If yes, try to wash them seperately. I had a similar problem.
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 23:18 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 23:19 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: |
You know what I think is cool. When you are wet, because you had a bath in the ocean, and you get out and let the sun dry you. Your skin smells so cool after. I can't explain the smell but it's a one. Same thing with lake water. It totally wakes your skin up and makes it feel alive. |
That just makes me think of sex on the beach, I dunno why. |
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 23:23 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Why don't you wash your towels. LOL Toweles are easy to wash. It is not you are on a sock hunt. I love clean fabric softner smelling fresh soft fluffy towles. On a cold day I stick it on the heater vent while I am in the bath so it's a warm towle |
Grrrrrrr! I forgot to wash them Stinky Like rubbing molded mushrooms on your face.
Lake water / Ocean water = dirty water Your hair gets all frizzy... your skin ... even tho dry... gets water spot... YUCK! Nothing beats a good old 3 hours hot bath while listening to some tunes Just gotta have clean towels around!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WASH THEM SPERETRATLTY! It's just that... They can get so wet and then sit there in the rack pretending to dry and they're still damp after three days and you want something warm on your face after a nice cold shower and what do you get... FUNGI!
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 00:01 Post subject: |
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Hah! It's 40c here with humidity Fucking summer… and yeah… maybe I am obsessive about how clean I am. What’s wrong with that? Just because I don’t like sticky skin or smelly hair doesn’t make me a bad person… it makes you a bad person for accepting such a dirty life style. PEOPLE HAVE TO BE CLEAN! If they aren’t clean they smell. And ewwwwwwww…. Get stuck in a bus in the middle of traffic while the sun is beading the roof down… sweat… perspiration … ewwwwwww…. You can smell the dirty sweat… and it’s just fucking nasty! Grrr! People have to be clean! They just have to
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 00:11 Post subject: |
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I was stuck in a subway from school someone was holding onto a handrail... and their armpit was in my nose. Yuck! I just had to get out at the next stop and just wait for the next subway. And you know. YOU JUST KNOW. the next one has more people. And the one after that has even more people. WTF! and you don't want to wait so after three trains you get on... not knowing that the one after this one is empty... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! you never get the empty one at the end of the day
TTC stands for TAKE THE CAR as my auto teacher used to say
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 00:20 Post subject: |
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I bet you fondled some tight ass while the bus was crowded. You know you did! YOU KNOW YOU DID YOU LITTLE PERVERT! i bet you let your brother touch a boobie or two! You suck! YOU SUCK! PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd do it too... oh i would...
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You just reminded me why i hate driving busses even more.
