Fucking theoretical test!
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 00:37    Post subject: Fucking theoretical test!
For car.
Oh, god damnit! I failed with 3 errors too much. Got 10/7
Fucking capitalistic peace of shit. 45 questions, and you can have 7 errors.
Sweden is something like 65 questions and 16 errors? Right?
Its 80% fail at first time now. They changed it abit... to get it easier, BS.
Fucking smartasses, look at the statistic.

Anyway, you people with licence or live in USA (omg i can drive around in a circle, and need no test for my licence) be fucking happy!

hmmf, not cheap to take the test either. Dosn't the state have enough money?
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X_Dror




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 00:42    Post subject:
ohh it sucks to fail :/
I just had one this sunday though i passed.
We get 30 questions and we are allowed to have 5 errors.
Though most of the questions are about the road signs and the others are quite easy like -
"You enter an intersection without any road sign and you want to drive forward, a car is entering the intersection in front of you, what will you do?
1.Stop the car and let the incoming car pass before you.
2.Slow down and pass the intersection with caution
3.Continue driving and pass the intersection quickly
4.Run that fat cat sitting on the pave walk down.

Ofcourse the right answer is 4 obviously.

Oh... and it costs about 25$ doing another theoretical test.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 00:50    Post subject:
That is fair. But still not easy. We have 15 more questions and well yeah, we can have 2 more errors. And there is different questions everytime. So a friend of me failed with 8/7. He was so angry. And next time he failed with 9/7. And some luckers get 7/7. Well, im going to read even more. But im so sure there are stuff that aint mentioned in the book. I know all the braking distances but its just how they formulate the questions. Bah, they really don't want us to drive Sad

Anyway, we got pretty fucked up questions too. Of course many of them are good. But they allways try to make us go into traps. Know you don't understand norwegian, but just check out www.teoriproven.no. press "start prøve" There are prictures and shit.
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 01:31    Post subject:
we have 50 questions and you can have 6 fault. I passed in one timeeeeeee.

Perhaps your just dumb??Very HappyVery Happy Razz
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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 02:55    Post subject:
Buy new brain at ebay asap! Very Happy j/k
Better luck next time.


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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 03:11    Post subject: Re: Fucking theoretical test!
deelix wrote:
For car.
Oh, god damnit! I failed with 3 errors too much. Got 10/7
Fucking capitalistic peace of shit. 45 questions, and you can have 7 errors.
Sweden is something like 65 questions and 16 errors? Right?
Its 80% fail at first time now. They changed it abit... to get it easier, BS.
Fucking smartasses, look at the statistic.

Anyway, you people with licence or live in USA (omg i can drive around in a circle, and need no test for my licence) be fucking happy!

hmmf, not cheap to take the test either. Dosn't the state have enough money?


Well they can't drive cars with gears

There ROADS are like only for cars and 10 meters at least...

Here in holland you get 50 questions mostly ABCD and you can have 6 of them wrong. I passed the first time Cool just learned the day before and it whas a peace of cake Laughing

But again driving in europe it's way harder... and in holland its like hell... you have here bikes that come out of nowhere and 99% of the time you have to give them voorrang in translated its primacy dunno if that is the word I am looking for


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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 11:00    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
we have 50 questions and you can have 6 fault. I passed in one timeeeeeee.

Perhaps your just dumb??Very HappyVery Happy Razz
You don't know what kind of questions we got
80% fail at first time. Thats fucking sick. We got so many things you just get angry of answering, and lots of the things is wrong - because cars are different.

Some of the questions make no sense, and they use words most 17-18 year olds dosn't use\know at all. They just want our fucking money.

You must know some math too. Because there could be a question like "witch of these assertions are right"?

1. you have a break lenght on about 30meters in 60km\t, what is the lenght in 30km\t
and. And lots of 'driving in the dark' We call it 'mørkekjøring'. Well, when we should turn on our head lights. And its not allways at the last car if there are 3-4 in the line, because at 80km\t we turn them on 10 meters before we meet the car, it goes so fast so he dosn't bother the little light he get on himself. But the question dosn't TELL about the speed. And lots of questions is like this. Leak of info. Fucking BS. Im sure 90% of people in Holland would fail. 98% in USA.

And for those who thing the car licence is fucking hell to get around here, you're right Wink
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Nailbiter
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 11:41    Post subject:
do not read, as your way of studying! instead dl a program like the one driving school has, and repeat all questions untill you have them memorised. much easier.

i beat it this way and most people i know as well.

good luck.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 13:18    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
do not read, as your way of studying! instead dl a program like the one driving school has, and repeat all questions untill you have them memorised. much easier.

i beat it this way and most people i know as well.

good luck.


Right, if you can beat the test in the program, then you're ready.
That's exactly what I did when I learned to my test.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 23:10    Post subject:
Iv done lots of different internet tests. Some of them are good, but some can 'wrong learn' you too. So thats a bit dangerous. Anyway. I can do 3 better next time Wink
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 23:46    Post subject:
When I took mine we had a one written test then a road exam. Gotta admit, I made sure I looked OK and totally played the girl card. It worked because I should of failed. I almost went down a one way street. It was a weird spot and my turn was way more then 90 degrees. He gave me a hint. "there is a reason why I am telling which way to turn" Got it.



Deelix Good Luck with it. Maybe you can play the boy card? LOL I am sure I would of failed too if I had to jump thru those hoops. Driving FTW
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Jul 2006 23:59    Post subject:
Hehe, people born in 85+ who try the test now (for fun on the web, or loose their licence) fail. Very few people pass with less than 7 errors. My stepfather got 5\7 at one on the web. Pretty serious one. You pay 30 NOK and get 24 hours to take as many as you want. I passed 8 times and failed 2. So i can tell you the one in Norway is way harder than in other countries. :\
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X_Dror




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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 00:03    Post subject:
You are not so far from the other countries in your area.. can't you move to sweden for a minute, get your license there and come back to norway? Razz

In here, if you don't pass on the first test you are considered wither very dumb or unlucky Razz
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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 00:42    Post subject:
I know some people have gotten away with that before. But i don't really know. They have 65 questions. I don't really know how hard they are. Or if they are like in Norway, they want you to read the question fast, and don't really understand whats in the text. Its so fucked up. But we got nice time tho. 90 min. And ill read like a mofo Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2006 20:08    Post subject:
We have like 30 questions here and are allowed to make 10 errorpoints (the questions range from 2-5 errorpoints if you make something wrong). I had 7 points because I answered two questions wrong which were the only ones I didn't memorize Very Happy


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