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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 23:59    Post subject:
They're glass and they're my moms!


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 00:01    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
They're glass and they're my moms!


yeah yeah...just like the bra's and stiletto's eh? you cross dressing unicorn fruitcake Laughing Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 00:03    Post subject:
My mom have... underwear. Does your?
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 00:12    Post subject:
It's called a bro and no I don't wear stilettos anymore, they hurt my ankles.

deelix, my mom used to wear underwear, but now that I’m back home there really isn't a need for them, they're gonna end up on the floor either way.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 00:24    Post subject:
Good for you Smile

About breaking stuff.. iv never broken anything (exept my left front tooth) but that was the car's fault! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 02:20    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I have broken my arms 6 times in my life when I was a kid. Always summer too so I couldn't go swimming. I was a real tomboy. Always climbing trees and jumping off of things.


So you really didn't miss swimming?

By the way, have you ever tried to jump off of a tree with n umbrella in hand?

And if you were such a tomboy you must have eaten a lot of worms too… I remember my first squiggly critter I had to chew on just so I can have a peek at a playboy. Oh it so good to be guy! Much better than having tea parties and discussing which unicorn is better and why.



I didn't eat worms but I did kiss a few and bit a few in half, and I performed a few operations on them along with some snails. I started fishing by myself at 8 and put my own worm on my hook. I would kill the fish by smacking it's head on a rock repeatedly and my neighbor showed me how to cook it. To this day I am still putting on everyone's else's worm. Sad

I was also a minno, tadpole and frog catcher. We would take the minnos (baby tout) and transplant them into a pond. We called it our hatchery enhancement project. I was a pretty good snake catcher too. Water snakes bit hard. Don't catch them, leave them be.


We had this huge half oil drum BBQ that my dad welded and put together 4 ft by 2.5 ft. maybe. He had some huge parties. After the food was done (and sometimes not) my sister and I would go on a slug hunt and we would BBQ them. Then we would go around with plates trying to get the guests to eat them. No one did. When we got older (maybe 10 and 12) we would wait for someone to put their beer down and we would steal it, run to the back of the shed and drink it.

I never had a tea party. No I haven't jumped outta a tree with an umbrella. I bet you have. I did try to jump to one branch and missed. Break no 4.

I did miss out on the swimming. All those kids jumping into the lake and off the rope swing. Sad Sad Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 02:24    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Injurious wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I have broken my arms 6 times in my life when I was a kid. Always summer too so I couldn't go swimming. I was a real tomboy. Always climbing trees and jumping off of things.


So you really didn't miss swimming?

By the way, have you ever tried to jump off of a tree with n umbrella in hand?

And if you were such a tomboy you must have eaten a lot of worms too… I remember my first squiggly critter I had to chew on just so I can have a peek at a playboy. Oh it so good to be guy! Much better than having tea parties and discussing which unicorn is better and why.



I didn't eat worms but I did kiss a few and bit a few in half, and I performed a few operations on them along with some snails. I started fishing by myself at 8 and put my own worm on my hook. I would kill the fish by smacking it's head on a rock repeatedly and my neighbor showed me how to cook it. To this day I am still putting on everyone's else's worm. Sad

I was also a minno, tadpole and frog catcher. We would take the minnos (baby tout) and transplant them into a pond. We called it our hatchery enhancement project. I was a pretty good snake catcher too. Water snakes bit hard. Don't catch them, leave them be.


We had this huge half oil drum BBQ that my dad welded and put together 4 ft by 2.5 ft. maybe. He had some huge parties. After the food was done (and sometimes not) my sister and I would go on a slug hunt and we would BBQ them. Then we would go around with plates trying to get the guests to eat them. No one did. When we got older (maybe 10 and 12) we would wait for someone to put their beer down and we would steal it, run to the back of the shed and drink it.

I never had a tea party. No I haven't jumped outta a tree with an umbrella. I bet you have. I did try to jump to one branch and missed. Break no 4.

I did miss out on the swimming. All those kids jumping into the lake and off the rope swing. Sad Sad Sad


Wanna know how to kill a bass fast?
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 03:10    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
No I haven't jumped outta a tree with an umbrella. I bet you have.



??????

Mad Mad Mad


Hahahahaha I could get so mad at you, but it’s true. I have tried it once / twice.

Where I grew up they were building an apartment complex. I and my friends used to go on the floors, there were five, and we’d jump from each. I never made it above 3rd. A friend of mine jumped from a 4th with an umbrella but it folded. He was ok tho. We jumped on a pile of sand so none of us really got hurt. Only flaw was our fear of heights.

Heck, I and my mates used to go to this backyard of this other huge apartment building and we'd climb up top trees and play commando. We’d jump on our friends and wrestle until someone cried out for mercy.

Good old time.

I used to catch leeches. Involuntary though. We'd go into a swamp to catch toads and our feet were covered in them. First time I caught a leech... I went crazy. I was screaming and running hahahaha. When we caught toads we'd put straws up their ass and blow in. We were told if you'd look into a toad’s eye it'd catch your eye with its tongue so only those with glasses caught them. The rest of us inflated them and put them back in the swamp.

I never seen a toad blow up, but I heard it can happen.

Now... I can't do it anymore. I'd love to go hiking in a forest but they're all are far away from here. Sad

Poor waldo… misses his homeland… Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 03:19    Post subject:
@Demonium
OK tell me. I would guess you would hit it over the head really hard with a big fish bonker a few times. I caught a huge lingcod. once. I have a picture of it. I should post it.


@injurious


haha You played commando I played GI Joe. We used to go around the bush killing every skunk cabbage we saw.

Leaches. Yep had a few of those on me, only one at a time. Lost lake has a bunch because it is warm.

I never killed any frogs.

Where is the homeland.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 03:23    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@Demonium
OK tell me. I would guess you would hit it over the head really hard with a big fish bonker a few times. I caught a huge lingcod. once. I have a picture of it. I should post it.


@injurious


haha You played commando I played GI Joe. We used to go around the bush killing every skunk cabbage we saw.

Leaches. Yep had a few of those on me, only one at a time. Lost lake has a bunch because it is warm.

I never killed any frogs.

Where is the homeland.


You take your thumb into their mouth (they don't bite, atleast not in Sweden) then with all your force you drag their head backwards(upwards), thus, breaking their neck.
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 04:33    Post subject:
Demonium wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@Demonium
OK tell me. I would guess you would hit it over the head really hard with a big fish bonker a few times. I caught a huge lingcod. once. I have a picture of it. I should post it.


@injurious


haha You played commando I played GI Joe. We used to go around the bush killing every skunk cabbage we saw.

Leaches. Yep had a few of those on me, only one at a time. Lost lake has a bunch because it is warm.

I never killed any frogs.

Where is the homeland.


You take your thumb into their mouth (they don't bite, atleast not in Sweden) then with all your force you drag their head backwards(upwards), thus, breaking their neck.



I wonder if that works for all fish. Thats cool. For sure with trout, or a greenling. We have bass too, never caught one. When I caught my first salmon I grabbed and wrapped the line around my hand. Sliced my hand wide open. I got really excited. Nearly flipped the boat.


There are spines on this fish that I swear as some kind of toxin in them. I stabbed my hand with them and it hurt for hours like a bitch. That is my foot. It is a normal sized foot.




You couldn't do that with this fish. It was big teeth.


Do you fish a lot?
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 04:44    Post subject:
I fish alot when I get the opportunity.


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 04:57    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Where is the homeland.

I'd rather not say Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 05:12    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Where is the homeland.

I'd rather not say Very Happy



Ok but it isn't a big deal. Can't be worse then where I am living right now. That is a place to make fun of.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 05:15    Post subject:
It's not that Razz
I'd rather think of my self as a fully fledged... democratic... Canadian... not some communistic swine Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 06:31    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
It's not that Razz
I'd rather think of my self as a fully fledged... democratic... Canadian... not some communistic swine Wink


People shouldn't make assumptions about that, if they do they really aren't worth your time now are they. Razz You are who you are.



Pisses me off when people assume things about me because of where I live now. I had this single mother living in gov. sub single mother housing make fun of me. on and on she went with the jokes. I was like "Who the fuck do you think you are you stupid silly bitch, you live in gov. sub single mother housing at least I bought my house. You will never own anything in your whole life so fuck off and leave me be" Next yr she living on my side of the bridge, in a pig pen with some old suger daddy, low end, ugly, drug dealer, ex bank robber, with no teeth. blah! puke! I had to be a bit careful, she was really fat and could sit on me. Racist against her own kind too.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 15:21    Post subject:
Where exactly do you live now?


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 19:00    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Where exactly do you live now?



I said it before so I will say it again, Surrey. There. Maybe about 20 yr ago it was cheap to buy out here so many young families did. The style of dress was really bad too. All the girls tried to do what the city girls were doing and failed miserably. All they did was hick it up, so there are all these Surrey girl jokes. If someone told me when I was young (high school) that I would be living out here I would of said “over my dead body”.


20 yr ago the price of a house was about 60,000-120,000 in Surrey. Vancouver was about 350,000. Now it is completely insane. My parents house in Vancouver (East End) is now 750,000. It is nothing special. What young person could ever afford that so we all moved out farther. If I didn’t grab my place when I did there is no way I could afford it now. In my area you can’t get anything for under 400,000. and in need of much Reno's. So anybody that wants to make fun of me I say fuck you.

My sister is probably going to be moving out to Toronto with her boyfriend (he's from). It is easier to get into her profession (teachers get paid a lot more) back east anyway and to buy a small place. Sad She says next yr but I wouldn't be surprised if it was this September. Sad If I want to see her I am going to have to get onto a plane Sad Sad Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 19:23    Post subject:
What's wrong with Surrey?
You write as if you were a tad ashamed…

Honestly, I'd give up my left nut (my right is already gone due to testicular cancer? Crying or Very sad) to live in a small crumbled up post card town where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came DUM DUM DUM (Laughing)(I don’t know how Surrey is, I’m just depicting my own fantasy of a future home where I’d be really, truly, madly, deeply satisfied).

From what you said Surrey doesn’t sound THAT bad.

Sides’ you should never be ashamed of where you live now, unless you're unhappy. I'm remotely happy where I live now, about 15/20 minutes away from syco and 5 minutes from Griffon (R.I.P.) Laughing. I am kind of ashamed of my current whereabouts, but when I'm surrounded by all my friends I could as well be living in a palace, y’know. Very Happy

As long as you’re happy, you shouldn't give a fuck about what others say about you or where you live.

And kudos to your sister. This shit hole needs some decent teachers… I’d be damned if my children got the same lazy ass English teachers that I got. “Scott Carter, FUCK YOU!”

I remember when my sister moved out… she was like my mother… my parents were never around (traveling around Europe) and shit so my sister raised me… and when she moved out I was devastated. Then I moved further and further (a couple thousand miles?) away from her. And now she moved closer, actually right down the hall in this apartment complex… but last year they (my sister and her hubby) bought a house. They’re moving as soon as their son (my nephew) gets back from his vacation in Europe. (I still got some family there even though I barley speak their language Razz)

-wow a long post hahahahaha... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 21:07    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
What's wrong with Surrey?
You write as if you were a tad ashamed…

Honestly, I'd give up my left nut (my right is already gone due to testicular cancer? Crying or Very sad) to live in a small crumbled up post card town where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came DUM DUM DUM (Laughing)(I don’t know how Surrey is, I’m just depicting my own fantasy of a future home where I’d be really, truly, madly, deeply satisfied).

From what you said Surrey doesn’t sound THAT bad.

Sides’ you should never be ashamed of where you live now, unless you're unhappy. I'm remotely happy where I live now, about 15/20 minutes away from syco and 5 minutes from Griffon (R.I.P.) Laughing. I am kind of ashamed of my current whereabouts, but when I'm surrounded by all my friends I could as well be living in a palace, y’know. Very Happy

As long as you’re happy, you shouldn't give a fuck about what others say about you or where you live.

And kudos to your sister. This shit hole needs some decent teachers… I’d be damned if my children got the same lazy ass English teachers that I got. “Scott Carter, FUCK YOU!”

I remember when my sister moved out… she was like my mother… my parents were never around (traveling around Europe) and shit so my sister raised me… and when she moved out I was devastated. Then I moved further and further (a couple thousand miles?) away from her. And now she moved closer, actually right down the hall in this apartment complex… but last year they (my sister and her hubby) bought a house. They’re moving as soon as their son (my nephew) gets back from his vacation in Europe. (I still got some family there even though I barley speak their language Razz)

-wow a long post hahahahaha... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Laughing


OMG, your CHINESE?! Shocked Laughing Wink
Communist state, thousands of miles away...


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jul 2006 06:13    Post subject:
Wink Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jul 2006 07:46    Post subject:
Now Im interested and I cant remember. Are you russian or chinese dude? Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jul 2006 07:57    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Injurious wrote:
What's wrong with Surrey?
You write as if you were a tad ashamed…

Honestly, I'd give up my left nut (my right is already gone due to testicular cancer? Crying or Very sad) to live in a small crumbled up post card town where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came DUM DUM DUM (Laughing)(I don’t know how Surrey is, I’m just depicting my own fantasy of a future home where I’d be really, truly, madly, deeply satisfied).

From what you said Surrey doesn’t sound THAT bad.

Sides’ you should never be ashamed of where you live now, unless you're unhappy. I'm remotely happy where I live now, about 15/20 minutes away from syco and 5 minutes from Griffon (R.I.P.) Laughing. I am kind of ashamed of my current whereabouts, but when I'm surrounded by all my friends I could as well be living in a palace, y’know. Very Happy

As long as you’re happy, you shouldn't give a fuck about what others say about you or where you live.

And kudos to your sister. This shit hole needs some decent teachers… I’d be damned if my children got the same lazy ass English teachers that I got. “Scott Carter, FUCK YOU!”

I remember when my sister moved out… she was like my mother… my parents were never around (traveling around Europe) and shit so my sister raised me… and when she moved out I was devastated. Then I moved further and further (a couple thousand miles?) away from her. And now she moved closer, actually right down the hall in this apartment complex… but last year they (my sister and her hubby) bought a house. They’re moving as soon as their son (my nephew) gets back from his vacation in Europe. (I still got some family there even though I barley speak their language Razz)

-wow a long post hahahahaha... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Laughing


OMG, your CHINESE?! Shocked Laughing Wink
Communist state, thousands of miles away...




I don't know know about that. Don't you remember the beard. I saw it for a few seconds before I closed it. I never thought I would never see it again. Such has been the case.

Anyway back onto the side topic...... The beard I saw was redish/blond. Hence the blondie bear comment made awhile back by our little Inj. hahahha

I call Russin. Russia is full of blond people or so I have heard. They are a com. state. so that is perhaps... where I think his homeland is from.


@Inj.
You should be more relaxed. 1/2 my family is from a com. background. I am 3rd gen canadian but I know where the roots come from, and no I am not some com. person and neither is my family. Very Happy My family, they are just wierd Rolling Eyes but OK, better than most I guess.
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