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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 11:55    Post subject:
HAHAHAHAA so now this forum changes to "Ask Dr.werdercanuck the sex specialist" Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 12:55    Post subject: Re: The Thumb! [stay out if you're under 18 :D]
werdercanuck wrote:

Before I continue I'll try to explain how to find the gspot.......


Google it ofcoz, doh....
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 17:14    Post subject:


feel for a washboard/corrugated feeling area ..


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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 18:15    Post subject:
Maybe you should have told them that the almighty g-spot isn't necessarily pleasureable for every woman.

Some women report no difference when the g-spot is being used for sexual pleasure, and others report the urge to urinate.

I think the most important thing when it comes to sex/play is to listen to your partner and find out what she specifically likes, not to follow generic guides and whatever.

Good luck boys. Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 21:19    Post subject:
the gspot orgasm is much more intense than the clit orgasm, i have yet to find a woman who says they didnt like it, but i dont doubt there are a few though. the urge to urinate is quite normal during the gspot orgasm, thats the sign that she is about to squirt, if you dont mind that just tell her to just let it go and it will get messy Very Happy
i agree with the other point as well, talking is the best way to find out each others likes/dislikes, this is merely a guide for people who want to try something new (if they havent tried this before), or for guys with partners who dont feel comfortable talking about sexual likes/dislikes, yes they exist...


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 03:33    Post subject:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
man I lol so damn hard reading this whole thread...

would be funny for some chick to read Very Happy



Dude I am reading this. I am hyperventilating and like, (well never mind). ( I am a chick)



SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
OMFG I haven't even read this whole thread but I felt the need to post this which is nothing.

*trys to regulate breathing*


so, i have to ask the inevitable questions....have you ever had a gspot orgasim (i hear they are different than regular orgasims)? or multiple (3 or more) orgasims?
If the questions are to personal, its all good baby Smile


I will have to pm you on that but I will say if I have just one I am a happy girl. Very happy indeed. Very Happy


*still not breathing right* *needs help breathing*


@sToOz

TRUST ME find the friggen g-spot.
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 06:52    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
man I lol so damn hard reading this whole thread...

would be funny for some chick to read Very Happy



Dude I am reading this. I am hyperventilating and like, (well never mind). ( I am a chick)



SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
OMFG I haven't even read this whole thread but I felt the need to post this which is nothing.

*trys to regulate breathing*


so, i have to ask the inevitable questions....have you ever had a gspot orgasim (i hear they are different than regular orgasims)? or multiple (3 or more) orgasims?
If the questions are to personal, its all good baby Smile


I will have to pm you on that but I will say if I have just one I am a happy girl. Very happy indeed. Very Happy


*still not breathing right* *needs help breathing*


@sToOz

TRUST ME find the friggen g-spot.


Cant wait for your pm Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 06:57    Post subject:
anybody new to this tried it yet, or are here nothing but kids beating off to porn? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 08:06    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
anybody new to this tried it yet, or are here nothing but kids beating off to porn? Very Happy


nope, but married since 6 years. sex is not that exciting anymore. feels like i already tried everything worth trying.

only a few forms of pervertions turns me(/us) on and thumbing is not one of them. Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 08:31    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
werdercanuck wrote:
anybody new to this tried it yet, or are here nothing but kids beating off to porn? Very Happy


nope, but married since 6 years. sex is not that exciting anymore. feels like i already tried everything worth trying.

only a few forms of pervertions turns me(/us) on and thumbing is not one of them. Razz


You gotta jazz it up man...slip it into her ass when she's not paying attention you know? Laughing Wink j/k of course


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 08:39    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
werdercanuck wrote:
anybody new to this tried it yet, or are here nothing but kids beating off to porn? Very Happy


nope, but married since 6 years. sex is not that exciting anymore. feels like i already tried everything worth trying.

only a few forms of pervertions turns me(/us) on and thumbing is not one of them. Razz


Sometimes it's not all about you. I bet (I know) you get to cum every time you have sex. How many times does she? I wouldn't be suprised if she hasn't in the last 2 years because generally speaking most men don't give a shit as long as they get off. It is all about sticking it in. That is why you should care somewhat about this thumb business. I am totally not trying to sound like a bitch but you do sound kinda selfish here. You probably wrote that without even really thinking about it.

I guess too that men tend to lose a bit of the sex drive as they get older and women have their sex drive increased. (My girlfriend and I were talking about this the other day) . How unfair. It never really matches. You can be like climbing the walls and the guy is like meh later.
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 08:41    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Nailbiter wrote:
werdercanuck wrote:
anybody new to this tried it yet, or are here nothing but kids beating off to porn? Very Happy


nope, but married since 6 years. sex is not that exciting anymore. feels like i already tried everything worth trying.

only a few forms of pervertions turns me(/us) on and thumbing is not one of them. Razz


You gotta jazz it up man...slip it into her ass when she's not paying attention you know? Laughing Wink j/k of course


haha. im not sure that was a joke. Very Happy

it goes up and down. right now its in a slope. not worried though. just tired of sex and the way society portrays it. its like they are selling it to me. a boring form of it, and i dont feel like buying. since its everywhere it just isnt exciting in the same way anymore. and the fucking kids being around all the fucking time. summer vacation yippiee! Rolling Eyes

think ill buy a few lines of speed and let grandma take the kids and see what i can do about it. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 08:43    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Nailbiter wrote:


nope, but married since 6 years. sex is not that exciting anymore. feels like i already tried everything worth trying.

only a few forms of pervertions turns me(/us) on and thumbing is not one of them. Razz


You gotta jazz it up man...slip it into her ass when she's not paying attention you know? Laughing Wink j/k of course


haha. im not sure that was a joke. Very Happy

it goes up and down. right now its in a slope. not worried though. just tired of sex and the way society portrays it. its like they are selling it to me. a boring form of it, and i dont feel like buying. since its everywhere it just isnt exciting in the same way anymore. and the fucking kids being around all the fucking time. summer vacation yippiee! Rolling Eyes

think ill buy a few lines of speed and let grandma take the kids and see what i can do about it. Smile



See this makes sence. Seriously I don't want you to think I was being rude to you. I guess I am just venting.
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 08:44    Post subject:
grrrr


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 08:47    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:


See this makes sence. Seriously I don't want you to think I was being rude to you. I guess I am just venting.


np. i could have written it better i guess.

im not an avarage joe, so please dont put me in the same folder as those brainless jocks. im a punk.
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 09:04    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:


See this makes sence. Seriously I don't want you to think I was being rude to you. I guess I am just venting.


np. i should have put we instead of i to make more sence.

didnt know anyone would jump to conclusions about me not giving orgasms to my wife. hahaha. Very Happy



99% of men don't care about it you know! It is soooo unfair. Every time you guys get too. When you guys are done you are done and you just roll off and thats it. Meanwhile us women are just left to our own devices, usually locked away in some bathroom. Rolling Eyes in secret because we didn't cum in our 3 minute allotment time.

edit
No worries about me you putting in the average joe folder Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 09:12    Post subject:
fair enough. i have no idea how "normal" people live their lives. but isnt it then the overall relationship that sucks and not only the sex, if the woman cant even ask for such a thing?
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 09:43    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
fair enough. i have no idea how "normal" people live their lives. but isnt it then the overall relationship that sucks and not only the sex, if the woman cant even ask for such a thing?



I think people can have a great relationship but sometimes the sex can still suck for various reasons. Probably from problems and both sides. One not doing enough and the other not asking enough. Sometimes people just don’t want to rock the boat either right? Sometimes people are really not in any type of position to asking for anything.

I don’t believe anyone is really normal because everyone is so different. Some people hide it better then others. I don’t know. Maybe boring is normal?
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Jun 2006 10:39    Post subject:
You have to also realize that the guys have been gagging for it & being knocked back for the majority of there lives .. btw making the ladies scream is what men want .. not to cum .. he can do that on his own .. lol .. so when the ladies eventually come round & say o ya I'm up for it now .. he’s like .. gtfo .. you have been humiliating me for years .. you think I'm gona jump to it now that I finally don’t NEED it so bad .. your spent ..

Guys need to feel like they are fulfilling to a woman ... when women treat them like scum for wanting to get jiggy with it .. the men will be far more reluctant when the time comes that the ladies actually have some enthusiasm about it .. its a balance .. depending on how compassionate the ladies have been with a mans sexual urges as he grew up .. will be a reflection of how he will be with women when they @ last discover that sex is actually pretty worthy of wanting to have ..

The advise I would give to men & women .. is take your damb time .. sex is not to be rushed .. it’s a fine spirit to be savored over hours & hours in front of the fire .. eventually to pass out in each others arms totally exhausted & cleansed .

Nailbiter < you wana jazz it up some .. get a hotel room .. just for fun .. hell in your own town if you like .. a fresh space with room service can do wonders for the imagination . . Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Jul 2006 01:14    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:



Nailbiter < you wana jazz it up some .. get a hotel room .. just for fun .. hell in your own town if you like .. a fresh space with room service can do wonders for the imagination . . Laughing


yeah thats probably a good idea.

we used to travel alot and there was definetly some excitment to it, having sex in various places. hell yeah i need some fresh air. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Jul 2006 02:35    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Nailbiter wrote:


nope, but married since 6 years. sex is not that exciting anymore. feels like i already tried everything worth trying.

only a few forms of pervertions turns me(/us) on and thumbing is not one of them. Razz


You gotta jazz it up man...slip it into her ass when she's not paying attention you know? Laughing Wink j/k of course


haha. im not sure that was a joke. Very Happy

it goes up and down. right now its in a slope. not worried though. just tired of sex and the way society portrays it. its like they are selling it to me. a boring form of it, and i dont feel like buying. since its everywhere it just isnt exciting in the same way anymore. and the fucking kids being around all the fucking time. summer vacation yippiee! Rolling Eyes

think ill buy a few lines of speed and let grandma take the kids and see what i can do about it. Smile


haha, yayo is bomb for all night sex. I dunno about speed (even tho coke is a form of speed, its not speed...when i say speed, i mean meth, same difference around here), I'd prolly get way to jacked.

And i was jokin....kinda Smile I mean, if she's game, go for it. dont do it on speed mind you, you'll hurt her
Smile

come to think of it, doesnt speed quicken things (in terms of bustin a nut)? i dont do speed and ive never fucked on it. Is it like yay?
I gave up all the fun drugs Sad Crying or Very sad Wink


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Jul 2006 03:11    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
You have to also realize that the guys have been gagging for it & being knocked back for the majority of there lives .. btw making the ladies scream is what men want .. not to cum .. he can do that on his own .. lol .. so when the ladies eventually come round & say o ya I'm up for it now .. he’s like .. gtfo .. you have been humiliating me for years .. you think I'm gona jump to it now that I finally don’t NEED it so bad .. your spent ..

Guys need to feel like they are fulfilling to a woman ... when women treat them like scum for wanting to get jiggy with it .. the men will be far more reluctant when the time comes that the ladies actually have some enthusiasm about it .. its a balance .. depending on how compassionate the ladies have been with a mans sexual urges as he grew up .. will be a reflection of how he will be with women when they @ last discover that sex is actually pretty worthy of wanting to have ..

The advise I would give to men & women .. is take your damb time .. sex is not to be rushed .. it’s a fine spirit to be savored over hours & hours in front of the fire .. eventually to pass out in each others arms totally exhausted & cleansed .

Nailbiter < you wana jazz it up some .. get a hotel room .. just for fun .. hell in your own town if you like .. a fresh space with room service can do wonders for the imagination . . Laughing



I think you could say the same for women too. I have known many a men that treat a women like shit for wanting it or make fun of her. Sometimes a women wants it more then the guy expecially when she gets outta her early 20's I think. I am not saying that there arn't any bitches out there treating a guys like shit because the guys want it and the women don't.


@syco
I though guys couldn't cum on that stuff. I thought it was bad for the sex life.
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Jul 2006 04:02    Post subject:
men reach their sexual peak at ~20, women 30+ Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Jul 2006 06:41    Post subject:
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men reach their sexual peak at ~20, women 30+ Very Happy




Very true..


(kinda unfair isn't it) Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Jul 2006 10:50    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:


come to think of it, doesnt speed quicken things (in terms of bustin a nut)? i dont do speed and ive never fucked on it. Is it like yay?


hehe, yeah its yay, just be ready to do alot of work! Very Happy

once you get it hard, it doesnt go soft very easy.

edit: assuming you talk about amphetamines when you talk about speed. personally i dont do it often nowadays. and when i do, just a little to let me party longer on rare occations.
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Jul 2006 23:15    Post subject:
I smoked a coke laced cig once. At first I didn't know but you figure it out after the first drag. I still smoked it but I felt nothing. Other people said they did but I was meh.
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Jul 2006 23:25    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


come to think of it, doesnt speed quicken things (in terms of bustin a nut)? i dont do speed and ive never fucked on it. Is it like yay?


hehe, yeah its yay, just be ready to do alot of work! Very Happy

once you get it hard, it doesnt go soft very easy.

edit: assuming you talk about amphetamines when you talk about speed. personally i dont do it often nowadays. and when i do, just a little to let me party longer on rare occations.


I havent done meth in years...I'd think id have a heart attack if I hit the ice and had sex Laughing
Thats why I dont do any type speed/shit that gets you jacked anymore. Dont like being all edgy and shit. One or 2 lines of yay if im partying it up, thats cool. But no more ball sessions you know? Laughing

@pistol

If you do enough of it, yeah, you'll be to jacked to have sex. Thats with anything tho. Booze does the samething basically, but instead of hypin you up it makes u soft.
But, if a guy does a few lines, maybe a half gram or so, it can work wonders. Better than viagra (not that ive tried viagra).
Sex on mdma (real extacy) is also awesome.
Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 11:49    Post subject:
Some weeks ago I went to a club with my girlfriend.
Once a month there's electro/house/trance event
in this club which goes 10pm->10am.
So I really had to take some Yay Yo this night.
Even before I did my first line my girlfriend somehow
found out that I was about to do it.
I do that on a regular basis which is in my case 1-2
times a month.
She always told me that she was fine with me doing it
but she didn't want me to be on coke while being with her.
So now that she found out that I was about to break my promise
she told me that I had two possibilities:

1) She leaves the club immediately and I can have fun on
my own...
2) She tries it out with me so she knows why I like it that
much...

So we went outside in the car and I smoked some filled cig with her
and we went back inside.
After a few minutes she told me that she wasn't feeling anything.
So we went back in the car in she did the first line in her life..
You can imagine what comes next..
She is flashed like fuck, we party a lot and she is getting greedy..
One line after another.
I'm sure you guys know the feeling when you do Yay for the first time
and especially when you drank some alcohol before.
So I guess she had this intense first-time trip.
At 8 in the morning we left the club and went home.
My mind was alive but my body was dead (usual deal with a night on coke)
I was horny as usual but my body was to tired to fuck her.
Now this is where shit starts Wink
She was begging for sex. She told me how much she wanted it etc.
But I just said that I had to sleep.
I slept like 3 hours and all the time she woke me up asking if I was ready
to fuck her.
Oke.. After 3 hours I was ready.
She always wants it a little hard and with some dirty talk.
But this specific morning I couldn't keep up with what she wanted.
I fucked her in the usual way when she told me to fuck harder..
I gave my best. I was banging her like the devil would bang
Jenna Jamesson when she's dead and spends her first night in hell.
And still she wanted more.
'C'mon you can do harder.. Do it god damn it. Fuck me harder!'
In the end none of us had anything like an orgasm and I had to stop
when I was physically burned out.
I fucked some chicks while being on coke before but I never did a chick
who was on and I never expected someone to get that fucking horny Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 11:53    Post subject:
lol Laughing

reading that was like reading lyrics.

i wonder what tune would go good with it?
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 11:57    Post subject:
Yeah, perhaps I should do a track ot of it Wink


Something 'bout rated movies..
12 years+: The good guy gets the girl
16 years+: The bad guy gets the girl
18 years+: All guys get the girl
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