The 50 Worst Game Names!
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 19:27    Post subject: The 50 Worst Game Names!
http://www.gamerevolution.com/feature/worst_names

From Dick Butkus to Hootie and the Blowfish to Lake Titicaca, bad names have been with us forever. But thanks to the inevitable collision of reclusive nerds, bizarre artists and painfully unhip marketing execs, the video game industry enjoys some of the worst names of all.

The following list was compiled after hours of lively debate, pages of exhausting science and one actual geek fistfight. During this laborious process, we decided to set up a few basic rules:
All games must have been wide releases for legitimate, popular platforms.
We tried to avoid games heavy on the Engrish. Translation errors are just too easy.
So are educational games and porn.

We should also point out that this list in no way indicates the quality of the game itself, merely the quality of its awful title. And we know that some of you will claim that you once played a game in a Korean arcade called "Diarrhea Coughdrop" or something and that it deserves a spot on the list. Cool. Go make one.

After all, Wii did. Let the names begin!



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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 19:39    Post subject:
"Sticky balls"
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discworld




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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 20:44    Post subject:
Ninja Hamster

what will they think up next Rolling Eyes


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Hfric




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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 21:10    Post subject:
Duke Nukem Forever Laughing get it Forever in the making


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 21:53    Post subject:
Wargasm - "Do you love the smell of napalm in the morning? Like, really, really love it?"
lol, what a good read, some of these coments craked me up
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 22:09    Post subject:
Rayman


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 22:50    Post subject:
ASO is an instant classic Laughing Armoured Scrum Object Laughing

And 'World Soccer Winning Eleven 5: Final Evolution' Laughing


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Hfric




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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 23:38    Post subject:
Kitty Luv - great name for a PORN not a kiddy game


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discworld




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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Jun 2006 04:12    Post subject:
My Worst Day WW2


more like: my worst WW2 game.


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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Jun 2006 13:52    Post subject:
gotta love:


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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Jun 2006 13:54    Post subject:
Kill-a-dick Laughing


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