973 ways to open a beer!! PROST!!
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 00:01    Post subject: 973 ways to open a beer!! PROST!!
http://stuff.twoday.net/

the page i in german, but self explanatory. Very Happy

also a video... in a supposedly scandinavian way to open a bier. i think is german too...

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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 00:25    Post subject:
a very important guide!


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 01:03    Post subject:
Whoever can't open a beer on their own and needs a guide is far to stupid to be drinking any beer. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 01:04    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Whoever can't open a beer on their own and needs a guide is far to stupid to be drinking any beer. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 01:05    Post subject:
I hate beer.


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kumkss




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 01:10    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
I hate beer.


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Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 01:12    Post subject:
hehe, ok.."Hate" Is a strong word.. I enjoy a cold beer on a hot day.. thats about it.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 01:14    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Whoever can't open a beer on their own and needs a guide is far to stupid to be drinking any beer. Very Happy


Sad


This first link didn't work, I guess it could be handy if one didn't have a bottle opener. Tho I am sure I could of figured that one out on my own if I really needed to open it.




@everybody else

Can Anybody can do that quarter trick with a beer bottle. You put a coin in the bottle and then hit the bottle on you heel and a round piece of glass cuts out a hole the shape of the coin? on the bottom side. Then the bottle can be used for nafarious reasons.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 01:44    Post subject:
hehe "nafarious reasons"... i know exactly the reasons...
i never done it but i have seen a friend doing it, and it worked. has to be a copper coin, or any other hard metal.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 01:56    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
hehe "nafarious reasons"... i know exactly the reasons...
i never done it but i have seen a friend doing it, and it worked. has to be a copper coin, or any other hard metal.


damn...wouldnt that hurt there chief? glass, skin, cuts, alcohol...stinging Shocked


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 01:59    Post subject:
nothing harmfull happens... besides it has to be easy, it was quite dark i remember...
gonna try it again this weekend!! it's LAN PARTY in the home of a friend... presicely the one who done it.

LAN PARTY!!! my last was nearly 4 years ago!!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 07:40    Post subject:
i do hate beer... and when i say hate i mean it...
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 08:11    Post subject:
Quote:
in a supposedly scandinavian way to open a bier. i think is german too



Surprised

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Thomas Madsen-Mygdal shows us how in downtown Helsinki


Sure German it is then Surprised
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 08:12    Post subject:
Being a proud nondrinker, I loathe beer. I'd prefer a bottle of ice tea.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 11:54    Post subject:
Shocked Confused Crying or Very sad

whats wrong with you people.... not liking beer? Shocked


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 12:03    Post subject:
UserFriendly7 wrote:
Shocked Confused Crying or Very sad

whats wrong with you people.... not liking beer? Shocked


i'm also stunned Confused
beeeeer....mmh...oh reminds me i gotta go buy some crates.
going to the southside festival in 5 hours Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 12:05    Post subject:
My grandfather can open a bottle of beer with a folding rule, I have no idea how he does it though.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 12:22    Post subject:
Mkone wrote:
Quote:
in a supposedly scandinavian way to open a bier. i think is german too



Surprised

Quote:
Thomas Madsen-Mygdal shows us how in downtown Helsinki


Sure German it is then Surprised


Hes a dane Wink

I thought everyone knew how to open a beer like that??? :S


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 12:54    Post subject:
What is the malted liquor.(beer)
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans?(beer)
Can't get enough of it,(beer)
How we really love it,(beer)
Makes me think I'm a man,(beer)
I can kiss and hug it,(beer)
But I'd rather chug it,(beer)
Fill my belly up to here,(beer)
I could not refuse a,(beer)
I could really use a,(beer)
Beer, beer, beer.

I can't remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack with my dad, BURP!
That's my son the drunken manly stud,
I'm proud to be his bud,
Here have some pretzels,
No!
I'll call it quits,
Those things give me the Schlitz!

Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till you're fat,
Stomach distends,
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,
We like to drink till we spew,
EW
Who cares if we get fat,
I'll drink to that,
As we sing once more.

What is the malted liquor,
What gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans (beer)
Can't get enough of it,(beer)
How we really love it,(beer)
Makes me think I'm a man,(beer)
I can kiss and hug it,(beer)
But I'd rather chug it,(beer)
Fill my belly up to here,(beer)
Golly I adore it,(beer)
Come on dammit pour it,
Do it for me,
Brew it for me,
Feed it to me,
Speed it to me.(beer)

The most wonderful drink in the world.
Hooray.


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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 12:54    Post subject:
You only need one hand to open a vodka bottle!

beer sucks Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 13:08    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
You only need one hand to open a vodka bottle!

beer sucks Smile
^^^^^
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 23:40    Post subject:
What is the better breath to have? Vodka or beer breath?

I think the beer is better.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 00:35    Post subject:
the best thing is NO ALCO-FUCKING-HOL.


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 04:00    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
the best thing is NO ALCO-FUCKING-HOL.


For real

Ganja breathe is bad enough...alcohol ontop of it is just putrid..Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 05:01    Post subject:
That is when you chew lots of gum. Ganja breath, but sometimes beer breath is ok or sometimes hard stuff is ok.
I think.

I went out with my sister and holy shit. Nobody wants breath like hers. It was Ganja/smoke/hard crap/ beer all at once. I love her but that is totally gross. I told her and all she did was do a big huff in my face. Not nice. Then she totally (disappeared with her guy in tow) into the unpublic poker room.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 06:45    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
That is when you chew lots of gum. Ganja breath, but sometimes beer breath is ok or sometimes hard stuff is ok.
I think.

I went out with my sister and holy shit. Nobody wants breath like hers. It was Ganja/smoke/hard crap/ beer all at once. I love her but that is totally gross. I told her and all she did was do a big huff in my face. Not nice. Then she totally (disappeared with her guy in tow) into the unpublic poker room.


Laughing

You know what you do? Next time she comes over to the house, get some garlic salt powder (it stinks the best), take a nice teaspoon of it, eat it and then go cough in her face Laughing

I do that to ppl who have stinky ass breath. all you need to do is brush your teeth once or twice a day you know?

Trust me, people get the hint. To get rid of the burning tastes it will leave, drink a nice glass of cold milk then brush your teeth.


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 08:01    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
That is when you chew lots of gum. Ganja breath, but sometimes beer breath is ok or sometimes hard stuff is ok.
I think.

I went out with my sister and holy shit. Nobody wants breath like hers. It was Ganja/smoke/hard crap/ beer all at once. I love her but that is totally gross. I told her and all she did was do a big huff in my face. Not nice. Then she totally (disappeared with her guy in tow) into the unpublic poker room.


Laughing

You know what you do? Next time she comes over to the house, get some garlic salt powder (it stinks the best), take a nice teaspoon of it, eat it and then go cough in her face Laughing

I do that to ppl who have stinky ass breath. all you need to do is brush your teeth once or twice a day you know?

Trust me, people get the hint. To get rid of the burning tastes it will leave, drink a nice glass of cold milk then brush your teeth.




That is a good idea, but her breath was much worse then any garlic powder. I could eat 10 raw garlic's and it wouldn’t even compair. To be honest I have no problem with garlic. It is the whole garlic/onion & cig. /pot/ hard stuff/ breath that I hate. It has all to do with the combo. Ohhh and add milk breath on top of it all. That is totally sour and I am a milk drinker. I drink lots of milk too. You have to remember too, you are talking about someone who has picked up the bottom of my shirt to wipe their mouth off on leaving lipstick smeared on my shirt @ some important function. It is my sister what am I to do. (except protect my good clothes)

If you wanna get rid of the hot taste/stinky foods usually yogurt dip is the best, or doal which is a pea dip stuff. (Indian) I cook with a lot of yogurt, esp if I do chicken BBQ. BBQ Chicken marinated in yogurt with some purple onion and salad stuff stuffed in a pita is to die for.

OK I am off on some tangent.
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 10:37    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
What is the better breath to have? Vodka or beer breath?

I think the beer is better.


I actually kind a remember that pure vodka doesnt give you a particular bad breath... Though if its "pop" like Razz or Smirnoff Apple etc. Then it will smell quite awful Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 10:39    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
What is the better breath to have? Vodka or beer breath?

I think the beer is better.


I actually kind a remember that pure vodka doesnt give you a particular bad breath... Though if its "pop" like Razz or Smirnoff Apple etc. Then it will smell quite awful Razz


That is probably what it was. I am telling you S T I N K Y , I thought she was drinking pure stuff
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PostPosted: Fri, 23rd Jun 2006 14:51    Post subject:
hey pistol! could you post those instruction to cook that chicken with yoghurt thingie!!! Very Happy i think it taste great, and need to renew some of my own made instructions (recepts??)
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