THINGS THAT SUCK IN LIFE --- LETS CONTRIBUTE!!
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 00:39    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Pain from working out sucks the big one


I really over did it at the gym yesterday. I am in so much pain it hurts to even put my arms above my head. My side is killing me. I went to sit down and even that hurts. I couldn’t even sit up in bed this morning, I had to roll over and crawl out.
learn to streatch girl .. no use jsut being latent about it .. you ahve to pour water on the fire after your done ..

I juggle stretch as I do .. but the current endevoure sucks big time .. I go for the nice new trick descover I'm missing some serious foundations before I can get to it .. long boring building .. blaaaaaaaa ..

the phycho shaman seems to be double dribbling should I blow a whistle or somthign ..




I do strech, before, after and during. I am quite flexable. I can put my hands flat on floor standing up. If I am sitting on the floor I can touch my head right onto my knees For the last few months I have been really lazy, I do 40 mins of cardio and thats it. Anyway it was the weights. I feel like I have been in a fight or something. I must of said Ow 500 times today. I need to find a good massage therapist
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 07:58    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Pain from working out sucks the big one


I really over did it at the gym yesterday. I am in so much pain it hurts to even put my arms above my head. My side is killing me. I went to sit down and even that hurts. I couldn’t even sit up in bed this morning, I had to roll over and crawl out.
learn to streatch girl .. no use jsut being latent about it .. you ahve to pour water on the fire after your done ..

I juggle stretch as I do .. but the current endevoure sucks big time .. I go for the nice new trick descover I'm missing some serious foundations before I can get to it .. long boring building .. blaaaaaaaa ..

the phycho shaman seems to be double dribbling should I blow a whistle or somthign ..


What am I doin? Confused

About the butterfly knives? its true Neutral I found it funny he said they suck because they really dont. They are effective if used correctly.


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 11:00    Post subject:
morning sex and left over pizza.
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 12:02    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
What am I doin? Confused


double posting .. lol .. & I find swimming after a strenuous workout can really run through all that crap in your muscles ... but if your lookin for some hands on the shaman said there were plenty of massage parlors in downtown Toronto .. might not have the kind of services your after though Laughing

Nailbiter wrote:
morning sex and left over pizza.
Shocked


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 12:21    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
morning sex with an left over pizza.


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 18:13    Post subject:
what's wrong with morning sex? no expectation of foreplay! Very Happy


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Jun 2006 02:29    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
morning sex and left over pizza.



You are crazy, I love left over pizza and morning sex is great as long as they aren't breathing on you. And you didn't feed them something with lots of garlic for dinner.


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Jun 2006 03:24    Post subject:
What? Really? Nobody? Oh well,

this post.


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Jun 2006 13:48    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Nailbiter wrote:
morning sex and left over pizza.



You are crazy, I love left over pizza and morning sex is great as long as they aren't breathing on you. And you didn't feed them something with lots of garlic for dinner.


Exactly my thought. hah Razz
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Neighbors ! Fucking hate em...atleast some. This night one of them flips on hes stereo with some stupid music! Couldent sleep for atleast one hour.. then early this morning some fucking birds decide to join the "bashing".. and sits outside my window SCREAMING and SCREAMING! AHHHHH!!!!!!!111 fuck... Bad night/morning.


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Jun 2006 23:41    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:


Neighbors ! Fucking hate em...atleast some. This night one of them flips on hes stereo with some stupid music! Couldent sleep for atleast one hour.. then early this morning some fucking birds decide to join the "bashing".. and sits outside my window SCREAMING and SCREAMING! AHHHHH!!!!!!!111 fuck... Bad night/morning.


yeah sorry about that. it was the morning sex i mentioned before. Razz

ok another one: drinking a glass of vodka in the belief that it is a glass of water, the day after. ahhh, such a classic. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Jun 2006 05:25    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
What am I doin? Confused


double posting .. lol .. & I find swimming after a strenuous workout can really run through all that crap in your muscles ... but if your lookin for some hands on the shaman said there were plenty of massage parlors in downtown Toronto .. might not have the kind of services your after though Laughing

Nailbiter wrote:
morning sex and left over pizza.
Shocked


Laughing

I double posted? Laughing

Naw man, Rub n tugs arent my thing anymore. Used to be great...but now I actually want the massage, the sex is bonus you know?

If I could find a professionally trained whore/masseuse (in that order), well, then were talkin about a whole next pot of coffee Laughing Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 00:52    Post subject:
Waiting in line for 1.5 hrs on your birthday at the Drivers licence place really sucks.



@syco
So you used to go to the old rub and tug in your younger days? LOL
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 02:13    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Waiting in line for 1.5 hrs on your birthday at the Drivers licence place really sucks.



@syco
So you used to go to the old rub and tug in your younger days? LOL


Laughing What can I say? Yep. Smile

In retrospect, it was shitty. I always got shafted on the massage part Sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 02:26    Post subject:
Happy birthday.


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 07:51    Post subject:
Demonium wrote:
Happy birthday.


Thanks. Very Happy







SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Waiting in line for 1.5 hrs on your birthday at the Drivers licence place really sucks.

@syco
So you used to go to the old rub and tug in your younger days? LOL


Laughing What can I say? Yep. Smile

In retrospect, it was shitty. I always got shafted on the massage part Sad



Did they do the whole line up thing and you picked which one you wanted? or did you call in and the place would send one to your house.
I am sure they would of massaged you if you asked, you are paying them and the name of the game is to stall the sex for as long as possible.

LOL I think you made me jealous. Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 13:36    Post subject:
Agreed wanting to get physical & share some real intimacy yet not having anyone on hand you care about enough to do so with .. SUCKS


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 15:53    Post subject:
OK, first some fucking kids from retard school poured beer out of the bus window when they passed our bus stop, my mp3 player just got bricked on the ride home and I couldn't listen to Dog Fashion Disco and then, when I finally arrive home I want to wash my face with some cold water because of the heat when all of a sudden my nose starts bleeding like crazy - not just some dripping but a steady flow of blood.

and then some fucker broke the forum layout




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 15:55    Post subject:
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jenni <3
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 17:54    Post subject:
Bad refresh rate IRL.
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Jun 2006 00:37    Post subject:
Drinking a pint of water and realising it's 11:30pm and you better get to sleep, but have to stay awake until you can go for a piss otherwise you'll wake up in the middle of the night to go for a piss and ruin your sleep because you can't get back to sleep.

Also dry skin on penis.
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Jun 2006 02:51    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Demonium wrote:
Happy birthday.


Thanks. Very Happy







SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Waiting in line for 1.5 hrs on your birthday at the Drivers licence place really sucks.

@syco
So you used to go to the old rub and tug in your younger days? LOL


Laughing What can I say? Yep. Smile

In retrospect, it was shitty. I always got shafted on the massage part Sad



Did they do the whole line up thing and you picked which one you wanted? or did you call in and the place would send one to your house.
I am sure they would of massaged you if you asked, you are paying them and the name of the game is to stall the sex for as long as possible.

LOL I think you made me jealous. Sad


Laughing Smile

The ones i went to you got to pick a girl (out of the girls available at the time)
Never had any outcall girls...the only times ive went were with friends and fuck, when in rome, do the like the romans do you know? Smile

Im not really into paying for sex...especially when its $300/h for a good looking girl...why bother? I can hit the club and pick up a girl for less $$ and something might actually come outta it you know?


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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Jun 2006 02:59    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Demonium wrote:
Happy birthday.


Thanks. Very Happy







SycoShaman wrote:


Laughing What can I say? Yep. Smile

In retrospect, it was shitty. I always got shafted on the massage part Sad



Did they do the whole line up thing and you picked which one you wanted? or did you call in and the place would send one to your house.
I am sure they would of massaged you if you asked, you are paying them and the name of the game is to stall the sex for as long as possible.

LOL I think you made me jealous. Sad


Laughing Smile

The ones i went to you got to pick a girl (out of the girls available at the time)
Never had any outcall girls...the only times ive went were with friends and fuck, when in rome, do the like the romans do you know? Smile

Im not really into paying for sex...especially when its $300/h for a good looking girl...why bother? I can hit the club and pick up a girl for less $$ and something might actually come outta it you know?


You KNOW the "outcall" word. OK I must admit I am a little surprised by that.
I have some interesting stories I could share further down the road about this kind of thing. (not me being a hoe or anything at all like that) but interesting never the less.
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Jun 2006 03:19    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:


Thanks. Very Happy










Did they do the whole line up thing and you picked which one you wanted? or did you call in and the place would send one to your house.
I am sure they would of massaged you if you asked, you are paying them and the name of the game is to stall the sex for as long as possible.

LOL I think you made me jealous. Sad


Laughing Smile

The ones i went to you got to pick a girl (out of the girls available at the time)
Never had any outcall girls...the only times ive went were with friends and fuck, when in rome, do the like the romans do you know? Smile

Im not really into paying for sex...especially when its $300/h for a good looking girl...why bother? I can hit the club and pick up a girl for less $$ and something might actually come outta it you know?


You KNOW the "outcall" word. OK I must admit I am a little surprised by that.
I have some interesting stories I could share further down the road about this kind of thing. (not me being a hoe or anything at all like that) but interesting never the less.


Do share Smile

Whats special about 'outcall'? all one has to do to find those girls is flip to the back of paper (here in Toronto).
Plus, some of my buddies deal with the outcall girls...not my thing, but if it floats their boat, then i guess its good Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:11    Post subject:
Things that suck
When you stick your favorite camping cup (which is metal) into the fridge because it is a really hot day and you want really cold water. Getting your lip frozen to the side of the cup, and pulling away. Now my lip is bleeding and it hurts me.





@syco, haha no I won't be sharing on here.
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:55    Post subject:
Getting into a car parked when sun shone on it for a while and noticing it's extremely hot in the car so you have to put on airco/open windows and be cooked for a few minutes...
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 00:06    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Things that suck
When you stick your favorite camping cup (which is metal) into the fridge because it is a really hot day and you want really cold water. Getting your lip frozen to the side of the cup, and pulling away. Now my lip is bleeding and it hurts me.





@syco, haha no I won't be sharing on here.


Laughing how do you freeze your lip to a cup? whatcha drinkin?

Ok, pm me with the stories Very Happy

@Topic

Bad days/shitty moods suck
to quote one of best song writers around
"Nothing can do me in, before I do myself..."
What a beautifully shitty day Neutral


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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 00:40    Post subject:
@syco
You know when you are a kid and you stick your tongue on a cold railing in the winter and you tongue freezes to the rail and you are stuck there. Yes I did that a lot. That is what happened to my metal cup after I took it outta the freezer. I wanted some ice water. Now my bottom lip hurts. My freezerr is really cold.

Are you in a bad/shitty mood today?
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 01:18    Post subject:
@pistol

I can honestly say that ive never done that. i saw the christmas story when i was really young and that scene where the kid is dared to lick the lamp post has stuck with me ever since.

i did get a kid to lick his skiing poles one time tho Laughing i got in shit but it was so worth it...he was such prick Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 02:07    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
@pistol

I can honestly say that ive never done that. i saw the christmas story when i was really young and that scene where the kid is dared to lick the lamp post has stuck with me ever since.

i did get a kid to lick his skiing poles one time tho Laughing i got in shit but it was so worth it...he was such prick Laughing


Getting in shit when you get some stupid kid to lick his ski poles sucks. The trick is to stick to the stunts where you won't get caught. Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 08:49    Post subject:
sucks: not sleeping al night (because off ......... )


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