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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 01:15    Post subject:
No no no...Start sending small love-letters to hes mom, THEN blame EA.


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 01:30    Post subject:
no, send love letters to him. say you are gay and that you love strong brutal guys, and next time you see him you will deepthroat his tiny dick Very Happy


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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 01:34    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
no, send love letters to him. say you are gay and that you love strong brutal guys, and next time you see him you will deepthroat his tiny dick Very Happy


Thats just so not OK. Sad
You have to target the mom! Its the weak point In every mans life!


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 01:48    Post subject:
does he have a little sister? Very Happy mwahaha


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roCcor




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 08:23    Post subject:
Just carry a gun..
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Grees




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 08:34    Post subject:
Just carry two guns..
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roCcor




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 08:35    Post subject:
Yeah. but don't try to be cool and use them at
the same time.. Smile
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Grees




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 08:43    Post subject:
Shoot it gangsta style, you don't hit shit and waste your ammo but you would look cool.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 08:46    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
If he's been beating up teachers why is he not in prison?

Diagnose i think. He got issues. His father tried to kill him. But his brother is a real great guy. Not that fat either. :/

(i understand why his father wanted to kill him. One time he started to whine because he didn't get pepsi max when he asked for it. This is one of 2 persons i know i don't give a shit about. They can just die. kthx)
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roCcor




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 08:50    Post subject:
Always remember, use 2 pieces at the same time,
it improves your aim a lot Razz
And never ever hold your piece in a normal way..
Always hold them diagonally.
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Grees




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 08:57    Post subject:
Use a rocket launcher, aim at the ground near your enemies, should take them out clean.
And don't stop moving and double jump alot to avoid getting hit.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 10:06    Post subject:
Grees wrote:
Use a rocket launcher, aim at the ground near your enemies, should take them out clean.
And don't stop moving and double jump alot to avoid getting hit.

Eh.. i go for q3 osp. I can also climb with the plastma.
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 15:40    Post subject:
wow deelix, you have done the wistest thing. probably the guy that hit you is a psychopat and doesn't have any problems in kill someone.
sue this guy. as it was a harmful agression the local prosecutor should proceed by his own.
@syco, yeah man, easy for you, you are good in martial arts.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 16:15    Post subject:
He have never killed anyone. But he's kinda disturbed. He's also drinking diet coke all day long. I think that may fuck him up abit too. Some people say - if you know him he's a great guy. But fuck that, i don't want to get to know him.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 16:21    Post subject:
Who the fuck would want to know a fat nazi?
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Grees




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 16:22    Post subject:
Buy a voodoo doll and sprinkle it with some leftover Cola from his Cola can.
Then stick pins in it, around the penis area.
Then wait awhile, his penis will eventually explode.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 18:11    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
Who the fuck would want to know a fat nazi?

About 2 guys i know. :\
Guess he got money or wannebe "got you're back" thing.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 18:53    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Dazz99 wrote:
Who the fuck would want to know a fat nazi?

About 2 guys i know. :\
Guess he got money or wannebe "got you're back" thing.
Go stick a screw driver into his back and run.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 19:09    Post subject:
You can read my mind, everytime im outside now - i bring a screw driver, even before you mentioned it.
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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 19:20    Post subject:
I dont think you should carry weapons...

I mean, ok. You bring the screwdriver, then he attacks you again.. you stab him with It..
OK.. fight over maybe...then next time, he brings something worse..maybe a gun.

It aiint leading to good.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 19:25    Post subject:
Spun[k]... im not that type. I wound't use it. Just for protection if i really need it.
maybe my 1:1 degal airsoft gun tho Very Happy
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 19:38    Post subject:
The thing about carrying a weapon is that you have to hold onto it.

What if he takes if away and uses against you. *pictures fat ass nazi holding screwdriver*

I still say bear spray or mace. It won't kill anybody but hurts like a bitch.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 19:48    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:


I still say bear spray or mace. It won't kill anybody but hurts like a bitch.


Definitely. Carrying a potentially lethal weapon will only lead to trouble.

If he came at you and you decided to use the screwdriver how do you know you wouldn't end up killing him? It would be fairly easy to hit a vital organ in the heat of the moment. Then your life is over.

Also, if he finds out you're carrying that weapon (which seems likely) then he will probably bring a knife or worse.


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Jun 2006 19:48    Post subject:
Buy a cheap glock and blast that nazi away.
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Nailbiter
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 02:27    Post subject:
well the problem with maze here in scandinavia (or at least sweden) is that it is considered a weapon in the court room. same as a knife. so judgement can be pretty harsh for using it.

i used it on one ocation still though, in my teens, and coincidental, yes on nazis.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 03:21    Post subject:
I don’t know what a “glock” is? but I have an idea.


In Canada Mace is also considered a weapon, and is illegal , but I think if you were going to carry a weapon, mace would be it.

If a guy was going to assault you or kick the living shit outta you, you wouldn’t kill him with your self defence of mase . That is a bonus, not going to jail and trail.

If you used a screwdriver, I am not so sure. Screwdrivers are pointy objects, they get under the ribs and stuff, worse then a knife. Most people carry knifes, not many carry screw drivers (unless they can prove they are tradesman. (plus lots of other stuff)

If one was to use mace in self defence I as sure it would be pleaded down to nothing. Considering delix (the peaceful guy) and this Nazi idiot mase would be the best option.


Me with the Bear spray: I have sleeping bags, canned food (lots of it), fire paste, tarps, candles, extra blankets, raincoats, The bear spray is actually quite normal to be there, Except that it is in my glove box (I have been meaning to change that).
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 03:59    Post subject:
A glock is a cheap pistol, semi-automatic, easy to obtain and use, small and compact. Very good for self-defense.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 04:18    Post subject:
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 05:38    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
A glock is a cheap pistol, semi-automatic, easy to obtain and use, small and compact. Very good for self-defense.


Easy to obtain in america maybe...


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Jun 2006 06:18    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
A glock is a cheap pistol, semi-automatic, easy to obtain and use, small and compact. Very good for self-defense.


Easy to obtain in america maybe...


And in Eastern Europe. Can't say much for the rest of the world, 'cause I have never checked out guns over there (except Africa, but they sell AK's).
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