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Dazz99

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 00:35 Post subject: FUCKING SPIDERS	Quick Quote Quote

SOME FUCK OFF SPIDER JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME FUCK I'M SO PISSED OFF IT WAS PRETTY BIG FUCK I WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY NOW AND TO MAKE IT WORSE I THINK A MOTH IS LOL'N AT ME RIGHT NOW fucking bastards.

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 00:39 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. They are back, the famous "housespiders"

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fraich3

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 00:39 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

You know that each year you averagely swallow 6-8 spiders when you sleep. Bon apetit "Zipfero is the biggest fucking golddigger ever" - Mutantius

Dazz99

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 00:40 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

WTF I THINK I'LL KILL BOTH OF YOU FIRST

Spun[k]

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 01:21 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I HATE ALL INSECTS! GO DAMNIT!!!!!!!111 Stop posting those yucky pictures THEY ARE MONSTERS! Look at skidrows picture.. THE FANGS ON THAT ONE! AHHH... those live In our homes.! AHHH! there you have it. I hate them. Crush them all. Sig too big.

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 01:30 Post subject:

fraich3 wrote:

You know that each year you averagely swallow 6-8 spiders when you sleep.

Bon apetit

IMO no way with the eating.
I hate bees they scare the shit outta me.

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YourGod
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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 01:33 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Get Serben to kill it.

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snoop1050
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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 01:41 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

had 5 fucking spiders in the last 2 days! its hot recently and im scarred to open any fucking windows now! got cobwebs on the outside of all of them nearly! last one we had was like the one in the first pic and probably as big! got my 13yr old step son who usually just catches them to come and take care of it lol he comes in the room see's it in the corner and hes like "fuck off! i aint catching that thing" so i forced him to kill it with a dishcloth , i had to see it dead floating in our toilet before i could come back in the fucking room. after seeing a spider in the house i get really paranoid aswell and examine any room i go in before i can relax and to make matters worse the wife keeps bitching at me to clean out our garage and throw out anything we wont ever use again but the garage is rammed full of boxs from when we moved in, i just know theres going to be some fuck off huge ass spiders in there so im gonna wait till the winter when hopefully they will have died off lol btw my worst experience with spiders was when i was around 15 and lived with my parents still ,it was around 11-12 at night and i had the light turned off lieing in bed watching tv , i see a peice of fluff/dust falling down from the ceiling and then ignore it for a few seconds until it gets closer and i can make out that its one fucking huge spider! its less than 1 metre from landing on me ,im so fucking scared i can barely move but jump out of bed before it lands, luckily it made its way back up onto the ceiling and never hit my bed ,but i know if i was asleep that night that fucker would probably have crawled into my mouth. it was only once i turned on the light i saw just how big it was that fucker was as big as the palm of an adults hand no fucking lie! i had to sleep downstairs that night and got my mum to kill it when she woke up to get ready for work at 6am lol my parents live in the suburbs of nottingham close to a bunch of farmers fields which is probably why we got some huge spiders. since i live in the city now its pretty rare that i see any spiders much bigger than 1.5-2inchs wide.

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:08 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

An even worse spider story!!! I had a friend stay over night at our cabin and my parents made us sleep in the shed. We went to anachnid (sp) movie. (The town is taken over by killer spiders) Anyway she is scared of spiders so we went around the shed and killed all the big ones, we found 4 wolf spiders. Big like 3 inches across. Anyway we used these older sleeping bags that hadn't been used in 2 yrs. We turn the lights out and get in the sleeping bags. She said she was getting itchy but we didn't think anything of it. Maybe 1 hr later my sister comes storming into the shed and turns the light on and Koreen sees a Giant spider run across her bag. She starts screaming and and sister kills it before she is even out of the bed. So she is calm now sitting up. Then my sister goes "Koreen, your bag is moving" Koreen and me by this time lean over the bag. The whole surface of the bag is moving. She was sleeping with maybe 4 or 6 spider nests and when she was in the sleeping bag they broke open. There were hundreds of baby spiders all over the surface of the bag. She could hardly breath. Fuck what are the chances of that? Right after seeing that movie. Did I say hundreds of baby spiders. The next day my Dad chased a black bear up the cotton wood tree with a lawn chair. He hit it over the head and broke the lawn chair. Too bad I didn't have it on tape back then. Could of made a awsome GIf. Crazy man chases bear up tree Yea interesting summer

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:12 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Jesus christ, if I was your friend, I´d fucking pass out Watercooled 5950X \| AORUS Master X570 \| Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC \| 64Gb RAM \| 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p \| etc etc

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:13 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Ok dude, that was some WICKED shit! Ahhh....omg.. no.. How can she continue living her life as a normal person? I would fear those monsters even more than now, I owuld sleep In a safe Sig too big.

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:14 Post subject:

Spun[k] wrote:

Ok dude, that was some WICKED shit! Ahhh....omg.. Sad

no.. How can she continue living her life as a normal person? I would fear those monsters even more than now, I owuld sleep In a safe Very Happy

Better check your bed twice tonight Wink

Dazz99

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:15 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I got the bastard. He came out from under my bed and just sat there watching me took me about 20mins to come up with the balls to squash him I fucking hate spiders

Spun[k]

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:18 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I live In the city so the spiders here are kinda small..But I still hate them. Nasty insects! And Its not the bed Im worried about, Its the roof..That some mutated motherfucker would come down and land on my face. laying some motherfucking eggs In my mouth or something... Waking upp, chewing spider-eggs! How nasty aint that! Now Im all itchy over my whole body after hearing pistolshrimps story. DAMN! Edit, and we shouldnt forget these nasty fuckers! TICKS, ahhh! Sig too big. Last edited by Spun[k] on Wed, 17th May 2006 02:20; edited 1 time in total

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:19 Post subject:

Dazz99 wrote:

I got the bastard. He came out from under my bed and just sat there watching me Confused

took me about 20mins to come up with the balls to squash him Sad

I fucking hate spiders Sad

sissy

nah I also cant stand them...

thank god that in holland spiders are REALLY scared of you and REALLY small Very Happy

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:19 Post subject:

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Better check your bed twice tonight

i always check my bed before jumping in lol fucking good job aswell! when i was around 13-15 i found an earwig in there Shocked

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Dazz99

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:22 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I just googled Wolf Spiders. Thanks alot. Another night without sleep

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:24 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

http://www.aaskolnick.com/fieldmuseum/spider.jpg Look at that motherfucker Sig too big.

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snoop1050
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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:25 Post subject:

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I just googled Wolf Spiders. Thanks alot. Another night without sleep Sad

lol me to! seems we have some species of them in the UK aswell,now im scarred lol

i keep getting the feeling something is brushing against my body hair now ,you BASTARD!

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:27 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Spun[k]

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:28 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

yea, those are from iraq. Looks more like ants.. Mean motherfucking killing machines! Look at the fangs on that one! Fuck.. I wont be able to sleep tonight, all my body Is itching. Sig too big.

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Dazz99

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Big hairy spiders don't scare me the medium thin fuckers do

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:31 Post subject:

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Big hairy spiders don't scare me Sad

the medium thin fuckers do Sad

u mean the fast ones Laughing

look like a blur when there runing across your carpet because of the speed some of them apear to travel at.

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deelix
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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:32 Post subject:

I tought girls was the only one against spiders.

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TheGame110011001
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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:32 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

spider bite

Spun[k]

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:32 Post subject:

Dazz99 wrote:

Big hairy spiders don't scare me Sad

the medium thin fuckers do Sad

Wait until they show their no-so-hariy fangs! They are not cute and cudly.. dont let the hair fool you, they still wants to kill you In your sleep. Sad

Sig too big.

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

if a black widow would jump on me I would fucking die lol

Injurious

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:34 Post subject:

Spun[k] wrote:

Fuck.. I wont be able to sleep tonight, all my body Is itching. Sad

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.

Dazz99

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:34 Post subject:

snop1050 wrote:

Dazz99 wrote:

Big hairy spiders don't scare me Sad

the medium thin fuckers do Sad

u mean the fast ones Laughing

look like a blur when there runing across your carpet because of the speed some of them apear to travel at.

and whenever you go to crush them... they give you a evil look. A evil look which is saying... crush me and I will tear through your trainers and peel your skin slowly whilst watching Jerry Springer Show Sad

I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Injurious

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Posted: Wed, 17th May 2006 02:34 Post subject:

Spun[k] wrote:

Fuck.. I wont be able to sleep tonight, all my body Is itching. Sad

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.

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