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HubU
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nouseforaname
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mag2005
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YOU DIE: 79.1 years. Die of cancer, same as everyone.
If you hate it, ignore it.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 04:34 Post subject: |
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at 78, of cancer as well lol 
ah well thats more than enough, i was expecting 70, dont really need more than that.
i guess they assume we re all using cellphones 5 hrs a day.
EDIT: my gf just took the test and she s supposed to die of a heart attack at 83.
finally something new 
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 06:24 Post subject: |
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April 2067
at age 80
(couldn't choose 1988)
From cancer too.
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 07:29 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | Yeah on average girls live longer, the bitches!  |
i guess the lack of testosterone makes em lead a healthier life |
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 07:56 Post subject: |
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no, just the stress they put on just kills us sooner
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deelix
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 08:41 Post subject: |
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Lame test, some people became over 100 years old and still smoke.
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 08:44 Post subject: |
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| deelix wrote: | | Lame test, some people became over 100 years old and still smoke. |
What's so shocking about that? |
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deelix
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 08:57 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | deelix wrote: | | Lame test, some people became over 100 years old and still smoke. |
What's so shocking about that? |
All the damages smoke do to your body.
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 09:51 Post subject: |
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Heart Attack FTW
77.4 years
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% overdose 
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 10:42 Post subject: |
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March 2065
at age 82
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
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HubU
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 13:04 Post subject: |
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June 2067
at age 85
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 13:17 Post subject: |
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2055 at age 76 of heart attack and i smoke so yeah whatever.
in the food section it says white meat, then red meat then at the bottom really nice beef - wtf is that like hamburgers or something
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javlar
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 13:36 Post subject: |
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January 2063
Age 79, woot
WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
Gaming - Intel Quad Q9450 @ 3.2GHZ | Radeon HD 4870 X2 2GB | SB X-Fi | PC6400 8GB | 300GB Velociraptor
HTPC - Antec Fusion Remote | AMD Athlon 7850 X2 | PC6400 2GB | 74GB Raptor
Server - Athlon 64 X2 4200+ | Radeon HD 3450 | SB X-Fi | PC5300 2GB | 4TB+ total space
XBOX360 Gamertag: javlarmate
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kosmiq
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 15:19 Post subject: |
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January 2065
Age 78
WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
Behold his GLORY! Bow for the technical master!
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2006 23:48 Post subject: |
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According to our research, you'll be dead by
October 2062
at age 76
-probable cause-
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 02:19 Post subject: |
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can you die from cancer if you have aids?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 03:55 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 04:20 Post subject: |
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LOL, where is the picture? You didn't get old age you codpiece!
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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kosmiq
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 05:38 Post subject: |
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| tainted4ever wrote: | Heh, I haven't figured out how to copy pix. Anyways, the pic is a guy sitting in a hospital bed with his tongue sticking out, and with a nurse tapping him on the shoulder (very badly drawn if I may add).
So, what do you guys want me to write on your gravestones? 
I can just imagine Mutanitus's: "Here lies a fellow NFOrcer, who valiantly argued with kirkblitz over the issue of immigration to the very end.
Cause of death: Suicide from frustration" |
OMG, you have the ability to see the future! It all feels so clear now, thats gotta be it!
Behold his GLORY! Bow for the technical master! |
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