if you go to a pub
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Oct 2021 18:45    Post subject: if you go to a pub
And all the waitresses are ugly and have fat asses.
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Oct 2021 18:51    Post subject:
*sniff sniff*
Yeaaaah, that's desperation.


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Oct 2021 19:15    Post subject:
Funny, All the ones I've been to have tight bubble butts and pretty faces. I'd take you there but it sounds like you might get me kicked out.
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Oct 2021 19:21    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Oct 2021 21:09    Post subject:
If one is gay, one probably is not very bothered how these women look like.
I guess this is not a kind topic, but it started with me going to a pub.
One waiter addressed me rudely, made me buy a Heineken (shit) and let me pay upfront.
And the women waitresses there were almost all ugly and fat.
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couleur
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Oct 2021 21:26    Post subject:
The more you drink the better they will look. But it only works if you drink at least 3l of beer. Trust me.


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Oct 2021 22:56    Post subject:
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made me buy (shit) and let me pay upfront


"made you"? Pretty alpha, not gonna lie.
How could any bombshell resist you is the real mystery here.
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