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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 26th May 2021 18:00    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
Reality is warmer with fricton.


Nachts ist es kälter als draussen.
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Frant
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 01:12    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
paxsali wrote:
Reality is warmer with fricton.


Nachts ist es kälter als draussen.


Du bist eine krankenschwester. Warum bist du hier? Hast du eine kartoffel? Wo wohnst du? Wohnst du hier in der gegend? Ich liebe das küche.

(wow, I've forgotten almost all German I learnt as a kid and in school).


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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zTurbo




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 03:00    Post subject:
hast du eine probleme!? das ist eine melone. der ball ist vor dem baum! das liebe ist eine träume.
auf wiedersehen kinder.
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 04:13    Post subject:



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 06:59    Post subject:
Uhmm...Sieg Heil? (thats as far as my German go..lol)


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 08:41    Post subject:
Gott, euer Deutsch ist jetzt aber echt Grottenschlecht. Da muss man sich ja für schämen.
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3E74




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 09:36    Post subject:
Laughing


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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 09:41    Post subject:
Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh? ALAAAARM! ALAAAAAAAARM! Nachts sind alle Katzen grau Razz


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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 09:46    Post subject:
Jesus fuck I just replied to the quirky greek, yyy do dis nau? Poker Face
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 10:06    Post subject:
ya ya, wunderbar, schneller schneller, schpritzen!


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 10:07    Post subject:
Reporting everyone in this thread for speaking nazi. Git cancelled! Mad


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 12:26    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 17:22    Post subject:
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couleur
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 18:14    Post subject:
Laughing


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 19:43    Post subject:


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th May 2021 21:35    Post subject:



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th May 2021 18:27    Post subject:
What is this nazi language over here? Rolling Eyes
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th May 2021 19:22    Post subject:
Shit, he's back...
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st May 2021 06:01    Post subject:
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st May 2021 09:14    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
What is this nazi language over here? Rolling Eyes


sounds like a yiddish dialect to me Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st May 2021 18:39    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeQM1c-XCDc

Es ist wunderbar <3
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st May 2021 20:13    Post subject:
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couleur
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st May 2021 20:43    Post subject:
tl;dw : Rammstein are Nazis.








(jk)


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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Frant
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Jun 2021 06:37    Post subject:
Ficke den arschloch. Du bist ein geil hund.


I used to be pretty good at speaking deutsch (I lived there for a while as a kid between 4-5 with my parents moving in to live with my grandmother as well as learning german in school for 2-3 years). I went to the Cebit expo in 1993 with my boss (at the invite of the mother company) and after ~two days and aching legs since walking around the enormous expo 14-15 hours/day that filled I don't know how many football fields I could speak some basic german fluently, picking up/relearning words from nearly every encounter. Sadly I've lost 99% of it.

I remember how stupid and backwards I thought the german numbering system is.

21:
German: Ein und zwanzig (one and twenty)
English: Twenty one
Swedish: Tjugoett

784:
German: Siebenhundertvierundachtzig (seven hundred and four and eighty)
English: seven hundred and eighty-four
Swedish: Sjuhundraåttio-fyra.

Danish is even worse though with their weird Halvtreds, Halvfjers and Halvfems.

30 is Tredive which is reminiscent of the Scandinavian counting (Sweden - trettio, Norway - tretti).

In Danish, 50 is Halvtreds. What? Half-thirty? Half-three? Wut? And 70 is Halvflers.. Half-four.

Gah.


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Jun 2021 08:39    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Jun 2021 09:50    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeQM1c-XCDc


Am only here for this Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Jun 2021 12:19    Post subject:
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