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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Feb 2006 23:39    Post subject: Waking up with a Hard On.....
Damn I hate this, I have to walk down stairs through the living room to the bathroom and its hell trying to conceal "myself" infront of my parents who are always up before me.

Then I gotta pee and the only way I can do it is by taking 2 steps back and peeing.....if i hold "myself" down the flow of urine slows down big time so the only option is to

a)Think of the juggernaut old hag that works at the same place I do naked so I get so turned off that it goes limp.

b)Masterbate so it goes down.....but at the same time I wont feel the need to pee till 15 minutes after the act and will most likely end up late for work.

c)Dont be ashamed of walking through the living room and pee in the garden

Damn so many problems so little time to solve them Razz

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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Feb 2006 23:41    Post subject:
The best solution: move away from home. You can walk around in your own apartment with a hardon all day long and noone will care... Laughing


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kirkblitz
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PostPosted: Mon, 27th Feb 2006 23:43    Post subject:
stick your butt out so that your middle region will go inward and trap it in your waist band..
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 00:02    Post subject:
Think about cold shower and men in prison and erection should pass. :) Or browse this b4 going to bathroom:
http://images.google.lt/images?hl=lt&q=arafat&btnG=Google+Paie%C5%A1ka&sa=N&tab=wi
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 03:38    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Think about cold shower and men in prison and erection should pass. Smile Or browse this b4 going to bathroom:
http://images.google.lt/images?hl=lt&q=arafat&btnG=Google+Paie%C5%A1ka&sa=N&tab=wi


the sexiness... Razz


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 03:45    Post subject:
dip penis into a bowl full of cold water...
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 03:49    Post subject:
just have a wank b4 u go sleep Rolling Eyes

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CobbMk2




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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 03:55    Post subject:
option d) get a girl round the night before and have a morning f*ck. Works like a charm.
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kirkblitz
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 03:56    Post subject:
Whats a girl Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 04:21    Post subject:
kirkblitz wrote:
Whats a girl Smile



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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 05:23    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
dip penis into a bowl full of cold water...


thats just wacked Neutral

I dont have a problem wakin up with wood...even when I lived at home or am staing somewhere. a) if u dont like my hard dick, dont look b) i have nothing to be ashamed of (no im not bragging) c) its natural d) if I didnt wake up with wood, I'd get a lil worried...
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 07:41    Post subject:
Very Happy ..hehe Very Happy
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 12:58    Post subject:
its your bodys way of telling you it no longer wants to be a virgin Laughing
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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 15:01    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
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d) if I didnt wake up with wood, I'd get a lil worried...


That is a little worrying... Razz


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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 16:38    Post subject:
Just fuck alot, OR just masturbate all the time. Then you wont get that hugemondo hard on in the morning.


I just stick it in my ass before I go to sleep, that way It doesnt flip up In the morning. Very Happy

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LarzNFO




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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 16:49    Post subject: Re: Waking up with a Hard On.....
Godlikez* wrote:
a)Think of the juggernaut old hag that works at the same place I do naked so I get so turned off that it goes limp.
Didn't work for me, it became even harder. Very Happy
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 20:35    Post subject:
I know this problem... But was wose before, now i live close to the toilet.
Anyway, its easy; just take the penis up againt the stomach, works great if you wear boxer
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maxiepaxie




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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 20:51    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
I know this problem... But was wose before, now i live close to the toilet.
Anyway, its easy; just take the penis up againt the stomach, works great if you wear boxer

or just pyjamas with a "flexible" pants like mine Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 21:46    Post subject:
maxiepaxie wrote:
deelix wrote:
I know this problem... But was wose before, now i live close to the toilet.
Anyway, its easy; just take the penis up againt the stomach, works great if you wear boxer

or just pyjamas with a "flexible" pants like mine Laughing

haha yeah... but i would guess you have something under that pyjamas too, hehe Wink
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Feb 2006 23:56    Post subject:
deelix wrote:

haha yeah... but i would guess you have something under that pyjamas too, hehe Wink

Nope Very Happy
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outtanames




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 20:26    Post subject:
LOL, sometimes I don't feel like peeing after waking up so I end up having a hardon in the bus Razz the more chicks it picks up, the harder it getz . . . :-S then mirculasly, when I get to the train station its soft again. =))
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 20:28    Post subject:
I just surf the internet a bit until it cools off Smile
you spend one minute on the PC and you are worries free.
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 20:30    Post subject:
Just set the clock alarm 5-10 min before you usually get up, then when it rings you set it to 5-10 min more. I do that and these things very rarely happens for me, even though the alarm thingy isnt for that reason, im just plain old lazy thats all Smile

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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 21:59    Post subject:
fraich3 wrote:
Just set the clock alarm 5-10 min before you usually get up, then when it rings you set it to 5-10 min more. I do that and these things very rarely happens for me, even though the alarm thingy isnt for that reason, im just plain old lazy thats all Smile


Doing exactly the same thing. Surprised
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Mar 2006 22:06    Post subject:
fraich3 wrote:
Just set the clock alarm 5-10 min before you usually get up, then when it rings you set it to 5-10 min more. I do that and these things very rarely happens for me, even though the alarm thingy isnt for that reason, im just plain old lazy thats all Smile


Its so sweet though I get so tired by doing it :/

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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Mar 2006 20:27    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Mar 2006 15:20    Post subject: Re: Waking up with a Hard On.....
Godlikez* wrote:
Damn I hate this, I have to walk down stairs through the living room to the bathroom and its hell trying to conceal "myself" infront of my parents who are always up before me.

Then I gotta pee and the only way I can do it is by taking 2 steps back and peeing.....if i hold "myself" down the flow of urine slows down big time so the only option is to

a)Think of the juggernaut old hag that works at the same place I do naked so I get so turned off that it goes limp.

b)Masterbate so it goes down.....but at the same time I wont feel the need to pee till 15 minutes after the act and will most likely end up late for work.

c)Dont be ashamed of walking through the living room and pee in the garden

Damn so many problems so little time to solve them Razz


Sit down to pee, but be careful if youra big boy, that your todger doesn't go down for a drink, or even worse, it touches the side of the toilet bowl...

I also used to use the elastic waistband of my boxer shorts to lock the old boy in place Razz

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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Mar 2006 16:06    Post subject:
Japs eye meet side of toilet bowl infested with Bacteria, heh I do however like the idea of using my boxers to set my todger in place. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Mar 2006 16:40    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
Japs eye meet side of toilet bowl infested with Bacteria, heh I do however like the idea of using my boxers to set my todger in place. Very Happy

Word Very Happy
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