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madmax17




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Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2020 19:21    Post subject:
I've read somewhere injecting bleach directly into the balls helps, using a long and painful syringe.

Also women are screwed.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2020 19:58    Post subject:
Not all men have balls.
Not all women have vaginas.
Its 2020. If a woman wants to inject bleach into her balls, science will find a way.


Sin317 wrote:
I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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madmax17




Posts: 19483
Location: Croatia
PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2020 20:01    Post subject:
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Sin317
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Posts: 24322
Location: Geneva
PostPosted: Fri, 24th Apr 2020 20:03    Post subject:
And there is nothing gay about sucking a woman's dick!
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M4trix




Posts: 9285
Location: Croatia, Adriatic coast (I can see ixi from here)
PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 00:03    Post subject:


Razz
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The_Zeel




Posts: 14922

PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 00:11    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
And there is nothing gay about sucking a woman's dick!


I once went down on a woman with a huge clit (probably), so I am halfway there anyway.
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FireMaster




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Location: I do not belong
PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 00:33    Post subject:
Sounds a lot like something I've heard before...

 Spoiler:
 
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VGAdeadcafe




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Location: ★ ಠ_ಠ ★
PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 00:50    Post subject:
Hey, it's got a nice color! Yummy!

This sounds like fake news, though Laughing
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TheZor
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 10:34    Post subject:
https://www.opindia.com/2020/03/kenya-pastor-drink-dettol-cure-coronavirus-viral-news/

Manipulating clueless retards, unite !


R5 5600X - 3070FE - 16GB DDR4 3600 - Asus B550 TUF Gaming Plus - BeQuiet Straight Power 11 750W - Pure Base 500DX
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JBeckman
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Posts: 34994
Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 11:03    Post subject:
Should have just gone with the classic healing massage.

[img]https://img.culturacolectiva.com/cdn-cgi/image/f=auto,w=1600,q=80,fit=contain/content/2017/05/vibrator-victorian-era-massage.jpg[/img]

EDIT: Curse you comma you win this time.




He might not have found the mythical clitoris but apparently he found health. ~
(About elbow length up or so.)
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scaramonga




Posts: 9800

PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 11:13    Post subject:
See wat u started orange boy.
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 12:52    Post subject:
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 13:01    Post subject:
Your reply is #11, that's a pretty high grade of bullshit by your own definition Laughing
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 13:14    Post subject:
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 13:43    Post subject:
I'd rather be a virgin, back then I still had a romantic concept of women, now I wish I was gay Laughing
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Stormwolf




Posts: 23707
Location: Norway
PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 15:14    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
I'd rather be a virgin, back then I still had a romantic concept of women, now I wish I was gay Laughing


What on earth can women have done to you to make you wish for hairy manly butts?
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JBeckman
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Posts: 34994
Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 16:41    Post subject:
18 - 30 years of child care?

EDIT: Though I suppose there are options before going for full bear...
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The_Zeel




Posts: 14922

PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 19:59    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
The_Zeel wrote:
I'd rather be a virgin, back then I still had a romantic concept of women, now I wish I was gay Laughing


What on earth can women have done to you to make you wish for hairy manly butts?


Alot of grey hairs and financial troubles, though thankfully I got out of a really fucked up marriage a few years ago and been able to recover from it just recently. The grey hairs and the rings under my eyes are staying for good though Laughing
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Morphineus
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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Sat, 25th Apr 2020 21:44    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
The_Zeel wrote:
I'd rather be a virgin, back then I still had a romantic concept of women, now I wish I was gay Laughing


What on earth can women have done to you to make you wish for hairy manly butts?


Alot of grey hairs and financial troubles, though thankfully I got out of a really fucked up marriage a few years ago and been able to recover from it just recently. The grey hairs and the rings under my eyes are staying for good though Laughing


Eh, its easier blaming the women than one's own choices after all. Poker Face


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Nalo
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2020 14:00    Post subject:
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2020 14:50    Post subject:
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2020 19:58    Post subject:
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2020 19:59    Post subject:
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Apr 2020 19:59    Post subject:
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