Wu Assassins (TV Series, Netflix) August 8
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jul 2019 22:19    Post subject: Wu Assassins (TV Series, Netflix) August 8
Wu Assassins (TV Series, Netflix) August 8



https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8652642/

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A warrior chosen as the latest and last Wu Assassin must search for the powers of an ancient triad and restore balance in San Francisco's Chinatown.




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2019 05:59    Post subject:
Acting is bad and unconvincing/stiff, some of the vfx are bad, trailer music is shit. Actors don't seem charismatic, their faces are tired and they look like they'd rather be somewhere else. And I would like Daredevil-style beatdowns instead of kiddy magic orbs and cliché moves.

This looks shit.
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2019 12:28    Post subject:
Holy fuck that looks bad. Like a budget home video or something. Only positive thing really, is Katheryn Winnick. Not enough though Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2019 12:48    Post subject:
You best protect ya neck!


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2019 17:44    Post subject:
What a waste of the dude from The Raid.


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Believable and relatable...Yep, sounds like Call of Duty
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2019 18:55    Post subject:
Wu asked for this? Scratch Head
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jul 2019 23:08    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Wu asked for this? Scratch Head


Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Jul 2019 10:15    Post subject:
WU!?!? Laughing


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Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Jul 2019 20:04    Post subject:
Only worth watching for Iko Uwais.



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Jul 2019 20:20    Post subject:
Yuri wrote:
Only worth watching for Iko Uwais.


Wu dat? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Aug 2019 18:21    Post subject:
It's out


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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Aug 2019 19:12    Post subject:
Freakin' Marc Dacascos in the first episode. And the forever young Lagertha from Vikings.
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Aug 2019 22:08    Post subject:
7.7 on IMDb
Fucking bread and circuses Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Aug 2019 23:17    Post subject:
so is it good trash? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Aug 2019 12:38    Post subject:
I've watched two eps, I like it very much. It's not a high-end show and the fantasy parts are ridiculous up to this point, but it's very fun and the fights are really good.

8/10 for first two eps.
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Aug 2019 22:55    Post subject:
Watched 2 eps and Vomit Vomit Vomit

It's really really fucking bad, and not fun bad, just fucking horrible.
No amount of weed can make this watchable, it's probably the worst Netflix show.
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Aug 2019 22:44    Post subject:
After the first two eps I expected lots of crazy fighting, I also like the cast. But all I got was some shitty fantasy story and some cliche moments. When fights do happen it's very good for TV, but it does not happen often.

6/10

How is everyone in this a fucking kung fu master?
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Aug 2019 23:25    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
After the first two eps I expected lots of crazy fighting, I also like the cast. But all I got was some shitty fantasy story and some cliche moments. When fights do happen it's very good for TV, but it does not happen often.

6/10

How is everyone in this a fucking kung fu master?


Maybe like the Buffy the Vampire Slayer syndrome where all the vampires suddenly know Kung Fu.
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Aug 2019 02:05    Post subject:
They all trained by punching that CGI rock in the other dimension that looks like a porn set.
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Aug 2019 05:57    Post subject:
Main character is garbage.

If they were going to get him to play the main guy, then the story should have been written differently with more focus on fighting. I can't get past the accent especially since all the people he grew up with don't have FOB accents.

You're telling me this guy grew up in America and still sounds like that?

Also that magical guide lady is just awful. I'm confused just what sort of character she is portraying.


Story is all over the place, and it just made me feel sad for Uncle 6 who seemed like he was just out there to make the world a better place in his own way until some ungrateful idiots who he raised to be pretty ok people in general took a big shit on him.

Netflix will pick up anything I guess.

Edit: Oh also yes, how is that guy a kung fu master? The power of a thousand monks and all it lets him do is go toe to toe with brawlers. Which he was doing fine before he got his thousand monk powers.


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Aug 2019 08:11    Post subject:
Because Kung Fu, Wing Chun, Wu Shu are all B-U-L-L Shit.
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Aug 2019 17:05    Post subject:
Is there a site where I can place bets for series that will be cancelled?
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Aug 2019 21:25    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
Because Kung Fu, Wing Chun, Wu Shu are all B-U-L-L Shit.


That's why Bruce Lee created Jeet Kune Do by picking the working bits from many martial arts styles and creating a formless martial arts style that was solely focused on being effective and valid instead of a mix of ideology, some chinese ideal of nature being part of the form etc.


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Aug 2019 05:51    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
Is there a site where I can place bets for series that will be cancelled?

No cause at the end of the day all shows come to an end.


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