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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 16:27    Post subject: Basketball player finds out he is pregnant during drug test
https://fadeawayworld.net/2019/08/04/former-ohio-college-player-d-j-cooper-found-out-he-is-pregnant-on-drug-test/

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Former Ohio College Player D. J. Cooper Found Out He Is Pregnant On Drug Test

Former Ohio star, D.J Cooper was offered a two-year suspension by FIBA in 2018 after he provided another person’s urine for a doping test. Cooper had to undergo the test in order to have a chance to join the Bosnian national basketball team.

However, as RTV reports, the test results on the urine that Cooper provided revealed that he was pregnant. The urine that was detected had the presence of “gHC”, which is a hormone that the placenta produces after being impregnated. The big mistake from Cooper has backfired in a very unique way, FIBA were quick to suspend him for fraud.

According to reports, the urine sample was actually Cooper’s girlfriend’s who didn’t know that she was pregnant at the time. It’s quite an amusing story to hear and a lesson learned for an athlete who thought he could push the boundaries.

Cooper will have the opportunity to return to the basketball courts by June of 2020 when his suspension is officially finished. The last we saw of Cooper was in 2018 when he played for Monaco, during the season he announced that he needed a break from basketball for “family reason.”


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 16:28    Post subject:
how is babby fromed?
how boy get pregante?
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 16:48    Post subject:
Man, this guy is black even without me checking Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 17:02    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Man, this guy is black even without me checking Laughing


Did you smell the colour of his penis?

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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 17:17    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Man, this guy is black even without me checking Laughing


Did you smell the colour of his penis?


I don't know, you tell me. Do you usually smell penis colors?
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 17:19    Post subject:
I smell prejudice.

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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 17:27    Post subject:
He is indeed a basketball 'merican but so what? Crackas/azns/chollos don't use performance enhancement drugs, and do stupid shit too? Facepalm


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 17:33    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
I smell prejudice.


I smell a whiff of "whatever"
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 17:35    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
He is indeed a basketball 'merican but so what? Crackas/azns/chollos don't use performance enhancement drugs, and do stupid shit too? Facepalm


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Yes, but they don't cheat about it with their pregnant girlfriend's pee. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 17:49    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Man, this guy is black even without me checking Laughing


Stereotyping much?

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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 18:00    Post subject:
Stormwolf is a stolen Scandinavian historic name. Cool Face Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 18:04    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
how is babby fromed?
how boy get pregante?


Laughing
lol wut Laughing

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Don't really know, what triggered that silly comment you well knew would rile people up, the cheating, the girlfriend being pregnant or the basketball ?
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 18:12    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Stormwolf is a stolen Scandinavian historic name. Cool Face Laughing


Razz

And no, it's not. Stormwolf is a Belgian nazi-crap band who among other things released a song on a tribute album for another band named Legion 88, you know, far right fascist racist übercrap.

It's also used in fantasy, games (WH40K etc.) and so on.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg


Piece of gold video, always worth a rewatch Laughing Smile
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 18:20    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
Stormwolf is a stolen Scandinavian historic name. Cool Face Laughing


Razz

And no, it's not. Stormwolf is a Belgian nazi-crap band who among other things released a song on a tribute album for another band named Legion 88, you know, far right fascist racist übercrap.

It's also used in fantasy, games (WH40K etc.) and so on.

All them german nazi names sound a like to me Troll Dad
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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Aug 2019 20:25    Post subject:
TheZor wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
how is babby fromed?
how boy get pregante?


Laughing
lol wut Laughing

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@Stormwolf
Don't really know, what triggered that silly comment you well knew would rile people up, the cheating, the girlfriend being pregnant or the basketball ?


Well, it's my inner desire to expose the SJW mentality here i guess <3
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LeoNatan wrote:
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LeoNatan wrote:
lol wut


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