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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 18:05    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
r4iney wrote:
90% of people in this thread have only done it infront of their computer.


nice of you to share your experience.
I bet you are a part of that 90%


Well he beat TheSaint to it Laughing
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 18:21    Post subject:
Threads like this attract a certain kind of person. Kind of like a 'how big is your dick' or a 'how much can you bench' thread, only a bit more subtle.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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spankie
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 18:27    Post subject:
true, but we all know what he said, he doesn't need to say it once again. At least make some funny quote of it.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 19:19    Post subject:
air hostess @ plane toilet whilst landing.. bumpy but fun.. lol


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 19:26    Post subject:
watergem wrote:
air hostess @ plane toilet whilst landing.. bumpy but fun.. lol


Air hostess sure. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes And as for toilets they make sure noones in them when they land anyway, only in certain circumstances are you allowed.

go die you lamer.


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 19:31    Post subject:
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 20:45    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
Up side down while jumping out of a burning plane taken over by terrorists, while I came we were being shot at by the very same terrorists and.. oh, also parts of the plane were falling down right beside us, and oh.. did I mention, we were a couple thousand metres up. It was one hell of a ride, had better though. Crying or Very sad


my hero Cool


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 20:45    Post subject:
looooool
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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 21:05    Post subject:
Well this isnt to crazy. But i had sex with my ex-girl in the center of a lake in my boat. Her parents place is about a 40 minute boat ride from my cabin. So half way we stopped. i sat on the back seat and had her ride me till the job was done, well it also included a couple more pleasant acts. Dont want to give you pervs to much detail. Smile

After we had finished, we noticed quite a few boats had stop around us, in binocular range.
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spankie
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 21:21    Post subject:
lol

binocular range, reminds me of a friend of mine who took some nice pictures in his appartment with his new sony suuuuuper zoom camera

he was testing his zoom in the neighbourhood and all of a sudden he zooms in on another appartment building other side of the street and he sees some guy getting his dick sucked by some girlie, so he took some photos and counted the windows to know the number. printed them and dropped them in their mailbox. lol
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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 21:34    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
watergem wrote:
air hostess @ plane toilet whilst landing.. bumpy but fun.. lol


Air hostess sure. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes And as for toilets they make sure noones in them when they land anyway, only in certain circumstances are you allowed.

go die you lamer.


ever heard of pakistan airlines??? Laughing Laughing you can even thake your goat with you on those el retarded countries

for me.. nah I like a warm bed todo my thing Smile

my gf is also bit old fashioned Sad


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 21:51    Post subject:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
Sublime wrote:
watergem wrote:
air hostess @ plane toilet whilst landing.. bumpy but fun.. lol


Air hostess sure. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes And as for toilets they make sure noones in them when they land anyway, only in certain circumstances are you allowed.

go die you lamer.


ever heard of pakistan airlines??? Laughing Laughing you can even thake your goat with you on those el retarded countries

for me.. nah I like a warm bed todo my thing Smile

my gf is also bit old fashioned Sad


Those invisible girlfriends are indeed quite old fashioned Laughing

JK man Smile

But it is true, of all places to have sex, your own warm and safe bed is the best place.

And I don't believe that fucking BS, air hostess in the toilet while landing either, I mean you can really overexxagerate, atleast say it was your GF so it's believable but noooo... you came in the plain and the air hostess was so attracted by your good looks that she had to fuck with you in the toilet... WHILE LANDING..... nigga please...
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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 21:57    Post subject:
I am going to get married soon Razz

nah joking.. but I need to keep saying that lol ^^


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 22:01    Post subject:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
I am going to get married soon Razz

nah joking.. but I need to keep saying that lol ^^


Arn't you ten or something?


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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 22:14    Post subject:
no 12 Sad

but here in Bangladesh it's commen to get married when your 12 Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 22:29    Post subject:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
no 12 Sad

but here in Bangladesh it's commen to get married when your 12 Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes


Are you really 12?
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 22:30    Post subject:
Hahaha!


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 22:39    Post subject:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
no 12 Sad

but here in Bangladesh it's commen to get married when your 12 Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

iv heard the sexual limit is 12.. But fuck.. Married is just more sick. Sound like a desert country-rules. But anyway. think 15-16 is a fear limit Wink
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 23:30    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Threads like this attract a certain kind of person. Kind of like a 'how big is your dick' or a 'how much can you bench' thread, only a bit more subtle.


Laughing

True, but its ok to be hyper-masculin or whatever the term is. Smile Wink


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 23:31    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
no 12 Sad

but here in Bangladesh it's commen to get married when your 12 Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

iv heard the sexual limit is 12.. But fuck.. Married is just more sick. Sound like a desert country-rules. But anyway. think 15-16 is a fear limit Wink


Sean Connery had his first pussy when he was like 8 or so.
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PyroFire




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jan 2006 23:55    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
deelix wrote:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
no 12 Sad

but here in Bangladesh it's commen to get married when your 12 Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

iv heard the sexual limit is 12.. But fuck.. Married is just more sick. Sound like a desert country-rules. But anyway. think 15-16 is a fear limit Wink


Sean Connery had his first pussy when he was like 8 or so.


bangladeshis are in thee scene? O_O

arranged marrage for you boy!

muahaha Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 00:07    Post subject:
Where am I having sex? Where aren't I having sex?!
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 00:26    Post subject:
I think some of you are getting confused he means where your having sex not where you are masterbating Wink


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 01:08    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Threads like this attract a certain kind of person. Kind of like a 'how big is your dick' or a 'how much can you bench' thread, only a bit more subtle.


Laughing

True, but its ok to be hyper-masculin or whatever the term is. Smile Wink


You keep telling yourself that Wink Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 01:56    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Threads like this attract a certain kind of person. Kind of like a 'how big is your dick' or a 'how much can you bench' thread, only a bit more subtle.


Laughing

True, but its ok to be hyper-masculin or whatever the term is. Smile Wink


You keep telling yourself that Wink Wink


Laughing Laughing

Still, Im old school in some ways. It looks good and is decent. Opening doors, pulling out chairs, standing to great someone if sitting, looking into the eyes when you talking etc etc

Its the sort of thing you never bring up to a woman. She'll notice and it scores HUGE points...unless she's some skank from the club, in which case it doesnt matter what you do (well, to an extent, you know what I mean)


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 01:59    Post subject:
When I was younger I'd fuck girls in the handicap bathrooms at malls...lotsa room and lockable doors Smile
In highschool the potography dark room was also a fav place


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jan 2006 02:13    Post subject:
Lod|_Dod| wrote:
When I was younger I'd fuck girls in the handicap bathrooms at malls...lotsa room and lockable doors Smile
In highschool the potography dark room was also a fav place


Handicapped... dark places. I know your game mister Wink


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talula




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 23:19    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Sublime wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


Laughing

True, but its ok to be hyper-masculin or whatever the term is. Smile Wink


You keep telling yourself that Wink Wink


Laughing Laughing

Still, Im old school in some ways. It looks good and is decent. Opening doors, pulling out chairs, standing to great someone if sitting, looking into the eyes when you talking etc etc

Its the sort of thing you never bring up to a woman. She'll notice and it scores HUGE points...unless she's some skank from the club, in which case it doesnt matter what you do (well, to an extent, you know what I mean)


More guys should be polite... us girls love it
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jan 2006 02:28    Post subject:
talula wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Sublime wrote:


You keep telling yourself that Wink Wink


Laughing Laughing

Still, Im old school in some ways. It looks good and is decent. Opening doors, pulling out chairs, standing to great someone if sitting, looking into the eyes when you talking etc etc

Its the sort of thing you never bring up to a woman. She'll notice and it scores HUGE points...unless she's some skank from the club, in which case it doesnt matter what you do (well, to an extent, you know what I mean)


More guys should be polite... us girls love it


pfff im always polite to girls, i guess im TOO polite
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Jan 2006 05:34    Post subject:
talula wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Sublime wrote:


You keep telling yourself that Wink Wink


Laughing Laughing

Still, Im old school in some ways. It looks good and is decent. Opening doors, pulling out chairs, standing to great someone if sitting, looking into the eyes when you talking etc etc

Its the sort of thing you never bring up to a woman. She'll notice and it scores HUGE points...unless she's some skank from the club, in which case it doesnt matter what you do (well, to an extent, you know what I mean)


More guys should be polite... us girls love it


U'd be surprised at how sometimes, being decent screws you over. All depends on the woman, no woman is the same, thats the key i think. Too hard trying to figure y'all out Laughing


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