Grimoire, cRPG 23 years in the making, was finally released
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HubU
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2017 20:36    Post subject:
Ooooh, Cleve being a sack of shit and a hack. What a shocker.


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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2017 21:25    Post subject:
Should we put him on suicide watch... bet he'll pop himself before he could release 'the ultimate' version or well... have flooded offices or some shit that happens in the industry with over-promised games. Troll Dad


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vurt




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Jul 2017 21:29    Post subject:
"If you get this close a couple days is not a big deal, compared to 23 years of working on it."

I was going to say exactly this, this is his problem and he doesn't even realize it. More work on a game means additional more work to fix issues that comes up with the new things that you added, so you will continue forever.

A game is never finished. I doubt ANY game developer feels "wow, we really finished this game, i'm 100% happy and it feels final." Most likely they feel like they've released a half-assed product (because they had so much more in mind than what it eventually became), but they're happy if people buy it and if the publisher is ok with the product. This guy is his own publisher and he doesn't have deadlines, he does have people complaining but he seems to enjoy that quite a bit because then he can argue about how great his game will be and how wrong they are. Repeat for X years until he dies of old age Laughing
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The magnus opus of a master p̶e̶r̶f̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶i̶s̶t procrastinator, add to that the ridiculous egomaniacal personality and epic internet clashes dispensed throughout all these years, and even if it's all hot air, it was well worth it for the amusing comedic value alone. I still remember when I first heard of it, I was in middle school...Waiting for Godot: the video game Very Happy Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Jul 2017 18:40    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Jul 2017 19:15    Post subject:
Inb4 new bugs found. Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Jul 2017 19:36    Post subject:
Well, the moment the game gets public it will be swarmed with bugs.

Of course, if anybody is playing it. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jul 2017 05:47    Post subject:
In his case I think it's better to not show the game prior to release Laughing
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vurt




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jul 2017 09:17    Post subject:
Remember to read everything he writes with Cartman's voice. It makes so much more sense when you do Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jul 2017 10:33    Post subject:
vurt wrote:
Remember to read everything he writes with Cartman's voice. It makes so much more sense when you do Laughing


Ahh hahaha Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jul 2017 11:44    Post subject:
Wow this Cleve person sounds like a really successful person and very sure of himself, I am very impressed. His game is obviously extremely good and created for people with good taste, not the usual raffle. His game will speak for itself.

No but seriously, I hope this mongoloid basement-dweller gets a spotlight shined on him, the lulz are worth his potential suicide.
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jul 2017 17:22    Post subject:
At first glans this game was a insta buy for me..im glad he never released it cos im 100% sure it would be pure and utter crap now Smile


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jul 2017 17:32    Post subject:
My bet is he won't release it at all.


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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jul 2017 17:45    Post subject:
riptide77 wrote:
My bet is he won't release it at all.


Im with you on this one
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jul 2017 18:19    Post subject:
Perfection takes time guys !


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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vurt




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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Jul 2017 18:56    Post subject:
what was everyone's verdict on the demo he released though? i find it odd how no one seems to talk about it.
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Aug 2017 07:01    Post subject:
Cleve 'Scumy Scammer' Blakemore wrote:
Tracking for release on August 1st. Got to get some sleep, almost had it. I will be waking up about 8 am in the morning Aug 1st there in U.S. and just wanted to be fresh when I uploaded the most recent package.




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Aug 2017 07:03    Post subject:
PS: can a mod change "17" to "23" in the title?
Cheers.


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Aug 2017 12:13    Post subject:
Still needs to upload the package last minute... Laughing

Until he finds some flaw again... Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Aug 2017 12:30    Post subject:
So, 14 hours until next delay?


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2017 00:28    Post subject:
His post from last week. Laughing Laughing http://steamcommunity.com/games/650670/announcements/detail/1431434136007141225
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Grimoire Opening Discount of 10%
July 24 - GOLDEN ERA GAMES
I have decided it is just a nice thing to do for people who have been waiting years to play my game if I offered a 10% discount on the game during it's first week. After this ends, I want to assure anyone waiting for the game that Grimoire will never, ever sell at a discount at any time it is on the Steam store ever again. I won't permit it to be sold below it's retail value for any reason. I am too proud of my finished product to permit it to be turned into simply another commodity in a Steam sale. If Valve ever decides that sales of the product no longer justify it having a page then I will move it to another venue - but as the author I will never offer my game at a discount again anywhere. I'm not a corporation that turns out games like sausages and computes their price curves over rates of decay in market value. Grimoire is my unique and proprietary product and I only want to sell it to the most hardcore fans of the genre. I was never targeting the mass market or casual gamers. It is in the first paragraph of the original design document I wrote more than 20 years ago when I was putting a proposal together that described the entire game end-to-end in both story, design and implementation. It was an aristocrat's manifesto when it was written and the language was specifically that of an aristocrat declaring the game was not going to be designed to appeal to the masses. Only fans of the genre.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2017 00:37    Post subject:
Oh wow, I don't know the guy and have not followed this at all, but that post makes him sound like a real douche Smile
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vurt




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2017 00:49    Post subject:
Prandur wrote:
Oh wow, I don't know the guy and have not followed this at all, but that post makes him sound like a real douche Smile


If Sean Murray and Peter Molyneux had a baby it probably would end up like Cleve..
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2017 01:59    Post subject:
vurt wrote:
Prandur wrote:
Oh wow, I don't know the guy and have not followed this at all, but that post makes him sound like a real douche Smile


If Sean Murray and Peter Molyneux had a baby it probably would end up like Cleve..


I read a lot of his mad ramblings over the last decade and trust me that's bullshit he's definitely a in a league of his own, the tame marketing bullshit of those 2 clowns doesn't come close in any way to Cleve's gigantic lunacy. He's so goddamn nutty that Sir-tech had a parody of his in Jagged Alliance 2.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2017 02:05    Post subject:
I get the impression that he's quite aware how he comes off, but if there isn't a lot of trolling going on with his ramblings then he's certainly a pretty scary individual.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2017 02:38    Post subject:
Guess he found some bugs in Win 10 Laughing

He posted about testing it in Win10 an hour or so before release and now he disappeared Razz


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Bendi




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2017 03:06    Post subject:
Coming soon

The madman did it again.

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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Aug 2017 03:08    Post subject:
Aww Yeah
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