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 Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 05:57 Post subject: Fuck Hershey's Chocolate - A Tale of Crushed Willpower... |
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I got one of those gigantic Hershey's Kisses for christmas this year (never having had one before). Well, its been sitting on my desk staring at me since then. Not a hostile stare mind you, but an enticing stare. The kind of stare that says, "Eat me motherfucker, eat me!". Alas, my resolve was broken today and I finally gave in to its beckons.
Alright, I thought to myself, this will be great. After all, I tend to love chocolate. So, I cracked that fucker open. But, what the fuck is this!? Its not hollow?!?! Holy shit. Its like 5 pounds of chocolate, now unwrapped. I had gone past the point of no return however, and was prepared to accept the consequences of the choice I had made. Thus, I began my endeavor with a zealous fervor the Spanish Inquisition would have been proud of.
First the top tidbit. Gone, mmm good. But now, only the main chunk remained. I can do this. To cut a long story short, the deed is done, and I sit here sick as a motherfucker wondering what motivated such a rash and unwise decision on my part.
The morale of the story? Don't be a gluttonous motherfucker like me - stay away from the jumbo hershey's chocolate kisses - they'll fuck you up.
I can never be free, because the shackles I wear can't be touched or be seen.
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 06:04 Post subject: |
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Mmmm, 5 pounds of chocolate = 3 pounds of fat.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 10:31 Post subject: |
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| _SiN_ wrote: | Haha, I must admit, that was well written, and even a bit interesting 
I wish more people expressed themselves like you.. Even me  |
sorry but if your not english you cant do that unless you take time to research
well done with the chocolate |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 11:24 Post subject: |
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Maybe you were stressed? To many things to worry about?
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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Godlikez*
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 11:33 Post subject: |
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lol, a candy with 5 pounds of chocolate, do you have any pictures of it, must be big?
Last edited by whoKnows on Sun, 8th Jan 2006 11:37; edited 2 times in total
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 11:58 Post subject: |
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What's with all this hate against Mutantius? What'd I miss?
As far as stress...I'm always fuckin stressed about something. But then again, I'd imagine so is everybody else. Life is too fucked up nowadays not to be, right?
I cope with stress via getting on an FPS (BF2 for a while now), and blowing shit up. This, however, induces more stress than it alleviates. Its an endless fuckin buildup. Pretty much, every day you see me is on the worst day of my life (such a good quote, couldn't resist that one hehe).
One of these fuckin days though, I'll have had enough. And you better hope you're not there when that day comes. 
I don't speak up much...but god help the fucker that pushes me over the line. I have a knack for inventing unique vocabulary.
That Felt Good! (Anybody ever watch Return of the Pink Panther with Peter Sellers. That's what he says after he's swung off the parallel bars, falling down a staircase he lands in, playing it off as if nothing had happened. Fuckin classic).
I can never be free, because the shackles I wear can't be touched or be seen.
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 12:28 Post subject: |
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Nah, no real hate campaign is going on. Its just Godlikez + some other which im not aware of.
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 13:27 Post subject: |
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| Mutantius wrote: | | Godlikez* wrote: | | Stop it your making Mutantius look like an amatuer! |
I just love your hate towards people with obesity, it really shows how ignorant your are. Meh you can't see this message afterall  |
agreed, i used to be fat and believe me it wasnt cause i couldnt stop eating or something like that. one snicker would make me gain a kilo, luckely im over that.
if your not huge whats the problem??
| Mutantius wrote: | | Nah, no real hate campaign is going on. Its just Godlikez + some other which im not aware of. |
i will still protect you |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 13:41 Post subject: |
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JP for teh w1n!
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 14:49 Post subject: |
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| Mutantius wrote: | | JP for teh w1n! |
Mut.. did someone call you fatboy in a post not so many days ago. Or it was just a dream. Fuck i should stop drinking and being on this site at the same time :S
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 15:56 Post subject: |
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:S
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 8th Jan 2006 16:20 Post subject: |
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i think it was yesterday i read it =\
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Jenni
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| Posted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 09:05 Post subject: |
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Aww never had a Christmas before, poor you!
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| Posted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 22:35 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | Aww never had a Christmas before, poor you!
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*sigh* Allow me to rephrase my opening sentence.
"This Christmas, I recieved, for the very first time in my life, a gigantic Hershey's Kiss.
There we go, does that suit ye Jenni?
And if you have anything to say about my liberal use of commas in my correction, too bad.
Fuck commas. They're an unnecessary evil!
Spent half the day at the fucking DPS office today, so not in the best of moods.
I can never be free, because the shackles I wear can't be touched or be seen.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 22:36 Post subject: |
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No worries dude, Christmas sucks...only fitting it should make u fatter and eventually feel shitty
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