god damn mayonnaise!!
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 19:48    Post subject: god damn mayonnaise!!
DAMN I LIKE IT, but everytime i put it on bread, then it look's exactly like someone has jerked off to my bread Crying or Very sad

lately i can't eat it... just watching it..
i must get over it!!
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:18    Post subject:
you're sick, and I'm dead serious
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:20    Post subject:
agree with Voodoo-child there
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:29    Post subject:
well, maybe, but still i hate all that gore stuff!
but mayonnaise is just fucking fuck!

ah whatever
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:34    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
well, maybe, but still i hate all that gore stuff!
but mayonnaise is just fucking fuck!

ah whatever

hey i have a solution for you: stop eating it Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:45    Post subject:
your cum looks like mayo? Neutral

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cnZ
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:54    Post subject:
no, not like this one..

finnish mayo looks exactly like cum Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:58    Post subject:
You sick fuck how can you eat bread with plain mayo ?!


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:03    Post subject:
Voodoo-child wrote:
you're sick, and I'm dead serious


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:03    Post subject:
Basic recipe for homemade mayonnaise in a mixer

These steps produce a very basic—and not very interesting—mayonnaise. The Wiki Cookbook has more elaborate varieties, and a more thorough description of the process. Mayonnaise can be made with an electric mixer, an electric blender, or a food processor, or by hand with a whisk or even a fork. Using a whisk or fork, however, is a fairly tedious physical effort. Blenders and food processors are by far the quickest means of making mayonnaise.


Ingredients

* 5 eggs
* 2/3 cup of vegetable oil
* 5 tablespoons of vinegar
* 3 teaspoon of salt



Procedure

1. Separate the yolk and discard the egg white.
2. Mix the yolk, vinegar, and salt in a mixer at medium speed for 30 seconds.
3. Add one tablespoon of oil to the running blender, a quarter teaspoon at a time.
4. Continue adding oil, still a quarter teaspoon at a time and still slowly, until about half the oil is in the mixture.
5. Pour the remaining oil into the mixer in a slow but steady stream.

Check every 15 to 30 seconds to see if the mixture has emulsified by turning off the mixer. While it is still a fluid, the mixture quickly regains a smooth, flat surface. When it has emulsified, ripples on the surface remain even when the mixer is off, and a spoon dragged across the surface creates a trough that does not fill in. It may take four or five minutes of mixing before the mayonnaise is finished.


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:08    Post subject:
i wouldn't eat homemade mayonnaise because of the raw eggs, dont want to get salmonella.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:13    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
no, not like this one..

finnish mayo looks exactly like cum Laughing

The white thing you get with the pizza looks like cum..
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:18    Post subject:
do you have issues with shampooing your hair too?
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:19    Post subject:
lol, put a food colour in it Razz


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cnZ
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:23    Post subject:
talula wrote:
do you have issues with shampooing your hair too?


noo, my shampoon is red colored Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:25    Post subject:
whoKnows wrote:
i wouldn't eat homemade mayonnaise because of the raw eggs, dont want to get salmonella.


wtf ??? Confused , so you wont eat chicken or pork or beef ??

from research it says 39% of the people who get it get it from eggs. but raw eggs are so goooooood


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:35    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
whoKnows wrote:
i wouldn't eat homemade mayonnaise because of the raw eggs, dont want to get salmonella.


wtf ??? Confused , so you wont eat chicken or pork or beef ??

from research it says 39% of the people who get it get it from eggs. but raw eggs are so goooooood


doesn't heat kill bacteria? so like, as long as you cook your chicken, pork and beef properly your not at risk, the same as with eggs?
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 22:37    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
wtf ??? Confused , so you wont eat chicken or pork or beef ??


well of course i do but not raw. Like talula said, there is no risk if you cook it.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 23:40    Post subject:
Mayo = heart attack in a tube.


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 23:53    Post subject:
yeah lol forgot i cooked my meat before i eat it lol

but still you wont eat raw eggs for fear of chance of 4 days of health issues with possible complications??? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 00:00    Post subject:
miracle whip is better.


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 00:05    Post subject:
YourGod wrote:
miracle whip is better.



Way better Smile

Though mayo is kind a "multi product" while miracle whip is for bread only.


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 10:45    Post subject:
Mayo is teh shit especially on a mixed doner burger



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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 13:00    Post subject:
I never eat mayonnaise. It's way too fat and calorie rich.

Godlikez* wrote:
Mayo is teh shit especially on a mixed doner burger



If mayonnaise resembles spermatozoa, this must be King Kong's phallus.


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 19:14    Post subject:
Stop whining about it or ill give you something to whinw about! One day you will wake up with mayo between your but cheeks!


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 19:34    Post subject:
ollax wrote:
Stop whining about it or ill give you something to whinw about! One day you will wake up with mayo between your but cheeks!

that is to go far... ^^
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 21:53    Post subject:
I guess you can't eat Big Macs either because of the special sauce?
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 23:02    Post subject:
mayo is the devil
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