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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 10:46    Post subject: The most embarrasing things...
What is the most embarrasing things you've done in your life? Pray, tell!


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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 11:55    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 14:14    Post subject:
Farted in classrom when we had 1min silence because of a guy that died...

It just came Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 14:24    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Farted in classrom when we had 1min silence because of a guy that died...

It just came Sad


HAHA LOL, YOU ASS Very Happy

well, mine was when i slept in bed after party time and in the morning dick hanged out of the boxers.. girls saw it etc.. so fucking embarrased i was Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 14:53    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
deelix wrote:
Farted in classrom when we had 1min silence because of a guy that died...

It just came Sad


HAHA LOL, YOU ASS Very Happy

well, mine was when i slept in bed after party time and in the morning dick hanged out of the boxers.. girls saw it etc.. so fucking embarrased i was Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 19:16    Post subject:
Hmmm....one story comes to mind.

In grade 9 I had a really hot french teacher. She was an ex CK Jeans model and still, at the time anyway, was doing commercials and modeling in mags, along with teaching.
Anyway, one day Im sittin in class, everyone is talking and its pretty noisey,
Me and my bud are discussing what the teacher was wearing - a like mesh see through shirt (but not extremely see through or anything) with a black bra underneath, a really nice ass hugging midlevel skirt, stockings and those high heel boots (like hooker boots, but not cuz shes not a hooker).
Anyway, we got into a discussion about her tits - fuckin beautiful - Perky, 38B, prolly some nice tiny but cute nips. Anyway, I said to him in a moderately loud voice (over the noise of the class) "Man, she has some nice fuckin tits, she's hot". but as I said that, everyone just happened to stop talking. next thing I know everyone is staring at me.
I looked at the teacher and she's sittin there smiling at me...so I smiled and back and she's like "You like my breasts Ray? My husband loves them but thanks for the compliment"...Laughing
I almost fuckin died. i always tried to act cool and slick around her right, really funny Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 20:10    Post subject:
Sounds like you and me have something in common Syco Wink

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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 20:28    Post subject:
Laughing

its all good man...if you cant laugh at yourself, who can u laugh at, ya know? Smile
I dont mind makin an ass out of myself to make a few ppl laugh or smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 21:24    Post subject:
Lots of things. The ones mentioned in skids thread and then something similar to cnZ's. Uh... I got slightly inebriated and made out with this girl at a her brother's birthday party with all of her family there and her aunt got pissed and poured booze all over me. Ont time before school i stepped in a mud puddle walking to the bus and not mud all on my leg and shit. I went back inside and cleaned myself off really quick so i didn't miss the bus. It turned out that I didn't get all the mud off so when i got to gym class and put shorts on this kid saw the mud on my leg and was giving me shit in front of the class.... many more


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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 22:26    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Hmmm....one story comes to mind.

In grade 9 I had a really hot french teacher. She was an ex CK Jeans model and still, at the time anyway, was doing commercials and modeling in mags, along with teaching.
Anyway, one day Im sittin in class, everyone is talking and its pretty noisey,
Me and my bud are discussing what the teacher was wearing - a like mesh see through shirt (but not extremely see through or anything) with a black bra underneath, a really nice ass hugging midlevel skirt, stockings and those high heel boots (like hooker boots, but not cuz shes not a hooker).
Anyway, we got into a discussion about her tits - fuckin beautiful - Perky, 38B, prolly some nice tiny but cute nips. Anyway, I said to him in a moderately loud voice (over the noise of the class) "Man, she has some nice fuckin tits, she's hot". but as I said that, everyone just happened to stop talking. next thing I know everyone is staring at me.
I looked at the teacher and she's sittin there smiling at me...so I smiled and back and she's like "You like my breasts Ray? My husband loves them but thanks for the compliment"...Laughing
I almost fuckin died. i always tried to act cool and slick around her right, really funny Laughing



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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Dec 2005 00:14    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Farted in classrom when we had 1min silence because of a guy that died...

It just came Sad


lol im sorry but that is just....haha!

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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Dec 2005 12:12    Post subject:
Me and a couple of friends were in class and challenging each other like :"I know you're such a pussy you can't even throw that file throught the window..." .So we were like throwing everything throught the window(from the first floor), after that lesson we went looking for our stuff,the principal was waiting for us ,he saw everything throught his window => we all got quite alot of "homework" Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Dec 2005 13:41    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
deelix wrote:
Farted in classrom when we had 1min silence because of a guy that died...

It just came Sad


lol im sorry but that is just....haha!

Very Happy


i know, if there wasn't such respectful moment i think the rest of the class would start laughing Razz
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