Hair - growing up pains
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 11:14    Post subject: Hair - growing up pains
Okay growing up, it has been some time.
But after your 20s, you're still busy growing up, or ehh growing out.
Thing is when you get older you lose hairs in places where you like to have them (scalp).
And you gain hairs in places where you don't want to have them.
This seems to be true for both men and women btw.
In my case it would be my nostrils and ears.
Now I started pulling my nostril hairs somewhere around 25 years ago.
Oh man, the agony, the pain and irritation of not being able to get a good grip on a hair.
These days it is my ears, hairs here and there growing from my conchas.
I am even too ashamed to go to a hairdresser.
Anyway thanks for your empathetic support.
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Reg67




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 12:55    Post subject:
Get a thing, one of these. Also the pain of pulling nostril hair is not that bad. Just grip those bastards and pull. As to ear hair? Well, I have never had those, you are obviously a hirsute honey. Very Happy

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Cheap and easy,washable too! Although I suspect your post is either;

1.Tongue in cheek
2.A drunken one

Also what is a Conchas and should you have hair growing out of it/them?
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 13:11    Post subject:
Ehh well google translate told me that "oorschelp" (ear shell) is concha.
Since we have two of those I used conchas.
It basically refers to that piece of skin and cartilage (also from GT) on both sides of our head.
As with your suspicion, I would go with number 2.

Edit: But at the same time is a number 1.
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 13:17    Post subject:
Go to a turkish hairdresser, I guess you'll have some of them in NL Laughing They might give you a military style haircut but at least they now how to take care with such manly problems Very Happy


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 13:42    Post subject:
Do you go to a Turkish hairdresser? In the town where I live we don't have any. I once went to a Turkish hairdresser shop in Rotterdam, the woman that was cutting me hair loved me hair (the hairs are really thin) but she also butchered it.
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 14:32    Post subject:
But but your avatar uses an egg shell?


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 15:40    Post subject:
TSR69 wrote:
Do you go to a Turkish hairdresser? In the town where I live we don't have any. I once went to a Turkish hairdresser shop in Rotterdam, the woman that was cutting me hair loved me hair (the hairs are really thin) but she also butchered it.

Well the place I go to is owned by a turk but he doesn't even speak turkish. And he employs two girls and they are really good! I'm not an old fart like you, so I don't have those old man hair problems yet Cool Face

But when I went to a real turkish barber he would lit a match and burn away those hairs in that region real quick. No pain but it smells like burnt hair for a second Very Happy


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 15:55    Post subject:
Oh boy, PumpAction, you may have hair problems without you even knowing it. Wink
Barbers that burn away hair...


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Reg67




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 19:00    Post subject:
Real men go to barbers that burn your hair. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 19:02    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
Real men go to barbers that burn your hair. Very Happy


Real men burn their own hair!

Then go to the hospital, like a boss!
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 19:04    Post subject:
Real men bash their skull in with a hammer


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Reg67




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 19:47    Post subject:
REAL men, burn their own hair DON'T go to hospital like a wimp, get drunk, burn more hair with a flame thrower in 'other more sensitive places'. Go to sleep, get up, do more burning, then visit the local hospital to cast derision and scorn on those men who went their with burnt stuff. Then do more hair burning.
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 20:05    Post subject:

In case the home-made procedure isn't effective, there's no shame in calling Selahattin!
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Reg67




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 20:32    Post subject:
Those Turks and their hair raising ways. No wonder the Turkish guys here always look so angry. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 21:31    Post subject:
I wish the hair on my head never grew out again Smile


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Reg67




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th May 2016 22:59    Post subject:
Ankh wrote:
I wish the hair on my head never grew out again Smile


One has to ask, why? I am an old man and still have a full head of hair, if I started going bald I would shave it off and do a slap head, but why do you want to be bald?


Also, this thread (pun intended) has gone somewhat awry.
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th May 2016 02:47    Post subject:
Oh i got one of those ear nose shavers. Pretty easy and quick, works perfectly too. im a hairy one too.
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th May 2016 06:14    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
Ankh wrote:
I wish the hair on my head never grew out again Smile


One has to ask, why? I am an old man and still have a full head of hair, if I started going bald I would shave it off and do a slap head, but why do you want to be bald?


Also, this thread (pun intended) has gone somewhat awry.


God ihave been shaving my Head for the låst 20 years or so
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th May 2016 17:25    Post subject:
Well thread delivers, funny read.
But it prolly belongs in the UV. Smile

And Ankh you are the 1st man I ever heard complaining about having lotsa (scalp) hair.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th May 2016 18:42    Post subject:
noise shavers are life safers Razz

just the hairs on my back getting annoying, they grow so fucking fast Very Happy and no problems on the head, though my main hair could easily reach my mouth by now if not set up properly ^^ still waiting for the moment to knot it together with my beard (or the temperatures getting higher to have a reason to get rid of them Very Happy)
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