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Wedding Dress
A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?"
"Because they're happy," the mom replied.
Halfway through the wedding, the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do grooms wear black?"
Heard it before?
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Dec 2005 01:58 Post subject: |
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Nope
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Dec 2005 09:04 Post subject: |
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this is the worst joke ever.
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deelix
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Dec 2005 10:29 Post subject: |
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| PoorLeno wrote: | | this is the worst joke ever. |
nah... but not far from
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Dec 2005 13:45 Post subject: |
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| PoorLeno wrote: | | this is the worst joke ever. |
I hate you.
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ollax
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Dec 2005 14:11 Post subject: |
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Whats the difference between an elephant?
Nor can it fly!
Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Dec 2005 14:24 Post subject: |
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two skyscapers were sitting in the basement knitting pudding. what's wrong?
there are no strawberries in winter.
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Dec 2005 14:30 Post subject: |
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Two elks sit in a tree. Then a u-bot comes flying and lands in the tree across them.
Then one of the elks say..
"I think he lives there"
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Dec 2005 23:26 Post subject: |
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Tue, 13th Dec 2005 23:55 Post subject: |
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| PoorLeno wrote: | | this is the worst joke ever. |
x 1000
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manwithplanxyz
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| Posted: Wed, 14th Dec 2005 00:11 Post subject: |
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| PoorLeno wrote: | | this is the worst thread ever. |
| Clevesa wrote: | | Murder is the best way out of this that I see. |
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