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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 09:04    Post subject: fuck
another adventure
another whisky night

I admit I'm no good guy, and the witches I've mingled with are fucked up but the truth is
so am I

So the past few nights I get invited by a few artists for a personal hangout at bars and then at home
we get drunk, high and they play guitar and sing while I'm just the homeless broke motherfucker that makes them laugh and feel good or bad about themselves depending on what my rasputin beard tells me.

I don't know how this shit works
so this singer's gf puts him to work in the kitchen
comes to me for a one on one and keeps talking about how he's her housewife and she's not ready to settle yet and throwing all kinds of messages that she wants to fuck my brains out
Since I'm stupid, I wanted to fuck her
but I didn't, man that boy is a sweet sensitive young man that reminds me of a very long past youth, he's deeply in love with her. and my dark side tells me to fuck her so he could fucking learn his lessons that women are selfish cunts and don't give a shit about how men feel and just to feed their needs.
and to see yet another example of how my cynicism about women is often proven right is just too sickening for even me to get a boner.

please fucking help me because I'm stupid and if she keeps trying I WILL tap that ass and lose his friendship. especially if she catches me in a drunk and monstreous moods.

MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME AND MY LIFE
hell fuck none of my exes ever wanna let me go and I'm a broke downward heading devil that gets off on chaos and not giving a fuck because fuck it I'm pretty fucked anyway so what the hell
I'm just a fucking loser that's good at a few things and I keep telling people to just not associate with me because I'm a danger but damn these thrill seeking ego trippers can't leave me not hurting anyone.

"FHITB" etc shit son I invented that crap
You fuckers are some smart niggas and I do genuinely love every one of you sick twisted motherfuckers

and I think you're smart enough to figure out I'm drunk. but fuck; how did I even write all of this shit.



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Danyutz




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 10:46    Post subject:
Bros over hoes Wink
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AmpegV4




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 11:08    Post subject:
Danyutz wrote:
Bros over hoes Wink

until they fuck your gf and you wise up Laughing
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 15:45    Post subject:
Just ask her boyfriend if he wants to join the fucking of his girl with you


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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 16:08    Post subject:
Dont do it, you will only damage someone else who is innocent even if you dont care, but she? shes already fucked up, i pity ur friend. He will have to live a moment of him being cheated on cause she will not stop for sure.

Problem is.... how do you wake up a blind idiot. Razz
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Invasor
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 16:17    Post subject:
By doing it you will be setting him free, the ultimate act of friendship that will cost the friendship itself Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 16:18    Post subject:
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Fuck his girl while he is asleep next to her


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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 16:21    Post subject:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
Just ask her boyfriend if he wants to join the fucking of his girl with you


This... get that spit roast going. Ofcourse in the Hump tradition you'll take care of the back end!


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Danyutz




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 16:58    Post subject:
AmpegV4 wrote:
Danyutz wrote:
Bros over hoes Wink

until they fuck your gf and you wise up Laughing


This was purely intended to his story.
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 17:36    Post subject:
Invasor wrote:
By doing it you will be setting him free, the ultimate act of friendship that will cost the friendship itself Cool Face


exactly, if its not you, it ll be the next guy his gf fucks, and probably the 10 after that one too.
best thing you can do is wake him up from the matrix and show him the desert of the real.

and by desert of the real i explicitly mean the sight of your dick going inside his gf's ass.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 17:48    Post subject:
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and my dark side tells me to fuck her so he could fucking learn his lessons that women are selfish cunts and don't give a shit about how men feel and just to feed their needs.




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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 20:54    Post subject:
Well, i know if my friends girlfriend would do that to me then i would be pretty upfront and tell my friend what a conniving cunt he has that he calls a girlfriend. If he were to accuse me of seducing her or whatever then i wouldn't give a shit. I did him a solid, and i would expect him to see that or at least after cooling down. I generally don't like cheating, but screwing a friends girlfriend is as despicable as it gets.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 20:56    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Well, i know if my friends girlfriend would do that to me then i would be pretty upfront and tell my friend what a conniving cunt he has that he calls a girlfriend. If he were to accuse me of seducing her or whatever then i wouldn't give a shit. I did him a solid, and i would expect him to see that or at least after cooling down. I generally don't like cheating, but screwing a friends girlfriend is as despicable as it gets.

I agree with the last sentence, but I really don't think the friend would believe you, if he had to pick sides it would be the gf side 99% of the time.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 21:27    Post subject:
Well, i know i would still do it, regardless how he'd take it.
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 22:51    Post subject:
Invasor wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Well, i know if my friends girlfriend would do that to me then i would be pretty upfront and tell my friend what a conniving cunt he has that he calls a girlfriend. If he were to accuse me of seducing her or whatever then i wouldn't give a shit. I did him a solid, and i would expect him to see that or at least after cooling down. I generally don't like cheating, but screwing a friends girlfriend is as despicable as it gets.

I agree with the last sentence, but I really don't think the friend would believe you, if he had to pick sides it would be the gf side 99% of the time.


A) The guy you know for X years who has never betrayed you and has always been the one on ur side
B) This bitch you met some months ago

I know what you mean, ridiculous as fuck to stick with the GF (IF you have a solid friend telling you)

When i was 16 a friend told me my ex was banging a guy when she went to the gym, i took his advice without a doubt.
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Invasor
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Nov 2015 23:25    Post subject:
I think it all comes down to how he thinks he's doing with the girl. If he really likes her and thinks everything is ok in their relationship, there's no way he'd believe you. I've seen it happen with friends (and the friendship ended).

Now if they are having problems already, it could be the final push he needs to break up...
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Nov 2015 00:46    Post subject:
Less of a problem to proof now that we walk around with recorders in our pocket all the time. If you'd want to out her without losing a friend.


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AmpegV4




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Nov 2015 01:53    Post subject:
The sad thing is this whore is getting off on using this 'friend' of yours, she doesn't give fuck about you either.. Do something honorable save your friend from this soul sucking leech, being fucked up ain't an excuse to screw friends over either.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Dec 2015 03:01    Post subject:
This story gets interesting guys
The boy came to me and we talked, the boy said I remind him of his father and that he hasn't talked to him in years because he liked him but he wasn't a good father.
And it's weird because this kid reminds me of myself. The weird part is we're both the same age My life just aged me a decade by the year.

And it shows, when me and his gf talk we're like the parents and he's a little boy that has much to learn.
Guys this shit is too weird what the fuck is wrong with my life. I don't wanna cause any hurt so I'll keep my distance from both of them.
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Dec 2015 03:25    Post subject:
I think you need to put some effort into sorting your life out. Smile


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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Dec 2015 03:25    Post subject:
Well... I guess you two could just adopt him. Poker Face


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sanchin




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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Dec 2015 08:01    Post subject:
Hm, from the way it evolves, I wouldn't be surprised if you fucked him instead of her Wink
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