Clogged toilet
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fadeout86




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Nov 2015 03:14    Post subject: Clogged toilet
My fucking cunt of a toilet has been clogged for about 14 hours now..

Tried various things: lots of bleach, vinegar + baking soda, plunger liquids...

Really anxious for tomorrow, as the lighting my first cigarette means major shitstorm. Would really like to avoid taking my messy morning dump at the nearby university Laughing

Any advice? Poker Face
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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Nov 2015 04:09    Post subject:
shit at work Razz i shit on the bosses time every day
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Nov 2015 04:13    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Nov 2015 04:48    Post subject:
Take a mop. Stick it in there hard and push in towards the hole. Hard and fast.

Then come back and thank me Very Happy
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Nov 2015 05:01    Post subject:
get two bin liners and a glove, wear glove and put it inside bin liner then the other and put ur hand up the bend and pull that clog out, then fold over the bags as u pull out and seal it all in the bag nice and dry on outside then lol.

failing that try boiling hot water in a bucket that usually is a good way to make it loose.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Nov 2015 08:12    Post subject:
What did you do before to actually clog the toilet? Did you throw in something that did not come out of your ass?


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Nov 2015 09:34    Post subject:
Return of the Rofl_Mao? Laughing


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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fadeout86




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Nov 2015 09:43    Post subject:
PickupArtist wrote:
shit at work Razz i shit on the bosses time every day


Unfortunately unemployed at the moment... Shitting while getting paid is the best thing in life though.

VGAdeadcafe wrote:
Take a mop. Stick it in there hard and push in towards the hole. Hard and fast.

Then come back and thank me Very Happy


Might try this later!

PumpAction wrote:
What did you do before to actually clog the toilet? Did you throw in something that did not come out of your ass?


Toilet paper? Laughing
I share the toilet with a roommate, not sure what he did exactly, but it seems that obviously too much paper was used. Crying or Very sad

moosenoodles wrote:
get two bin liners and a glove, wear glove and put it inside bin liner then the other and put ur hand up the bend and pull that clog out, then fold over the bags as u pull out and seal it all in the bag nice and dry on outside then lol.

failing that try boiling hot water in a bucket that usually is a good way to make it loose.


Did try the bag thing before, but after all the plunger liquids i'm really not in for putting my hands in there again, as the label says it can cause massive burn skins etc.
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Janz




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Nov 2015 12:24    Post subject:
im pretty sure i know how he clogget it:


solution:
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vaifan1986




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Nov 2015 12:51    Post subject:
Turn off the water, find an opening closest to the pipes that are clogged then insert this

till it's fully in. Then turn for 10 minutes or so. Should clear everything up.


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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Nov 2015 16:39    Post subject:
Wire coat hangers work
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8ball




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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Nov 2015 04:14    Post subject:
dat plunger
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