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kazemaky




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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:00    Post subject: would of
I can take many grammatical inaccuracies, but would of is not one of them. Lets just all start using the correct form would have. My eyes are bleeding.

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:04    Post subject:
kazemaky wrote:
I can take many grammatical inaccuracies, but would of is not one of them. Lets just all start using the correct form would have. My eyes are bleeding.


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kazemaky




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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:07    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
kazemaky wrote:
I can take many grammatical inaccuracies, but would of is not one of them. Lets just all start using the correct form would have. My eyes are bleeding.




God damn you! It was for educational purposes only! Very Happy

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TSR69
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:10    Post subject:
would have, could have, should have and now your eyes bleed kazemaky
all us who are non native speakers should be allowed a couple of errors a day

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:13    Post subject:
@kazemaky

Very Happy

@TSR69

Surprisingly, the "could of, would of, should of" thing largely seems to be a British cancer Sad
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Nalo
nothing



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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:19    Post subject:
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:24    Post subject:
Aye, the majority of that mistake is being done by Brits. Very Happy
(Btw mine, in the NFS thread was to trigger Sabin! )

We have our own idiot mistakes! Laughing
Edit: I do love my tho, though!



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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:24    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
It's the older generation starting to forget shit that they learned, or should HAVE learned, during school. Too much booze I say


That and the prevailing bullshit online about "we're not in a classroom now, proper spelling doesn't matter!" Facepalm The fuck you say? Proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar aren't limited solely to a friggin' lesson, you classless twats.
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Werelds
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:29    Post subject:
u wot m8? u shuld lightin up, their is no harm in bad spelling. grammer nazis should keep there whining to themselfs i would of done it proberly if i wanted to






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kazemaky




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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:35    Post subject:
Werelds wrote:
u wot m8? u shuld lightin up, their is no harm in bad spelling. grammer nazis should keep there whining to themselfs i would of done it proberly if i wanted to






sware on me mum

oh the pain Crying or Very sad

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sanchin




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Location: Poland
PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 20:40    Post subject:
The horror, the horror!

I've also noticed that it's more common among Brits than foreigners. I would even venture to say that in most languages foreigners (those that wanted to learn the given language) at least try to speak/write properly, whereas natives don't give a shit.
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harry_theone




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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 21:21    Post subject:
Very sad to see that native speakers can't even follow some basic principles of using the correct version instead.

Would of changed a lot Cool Face
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 21:53    Post subject:
If he was aware moose would of approved this message

boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 22:10    Post subject:
I think this will fix it. We just need to force everyone to use this. Laughing
I don't want to change the occurences in existing posts because this thread will be screwed Very Happy
Code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name        Would Of Begone!
// @namespace   wouldof
// @description Turns "would of" to "would have"
// @include     http://www.nfohump.com/forum/*
// @require     https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.11.3/jquery.min.js
// @version     1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==
this.$ = this.jQuery = jQuery.noConflict(true);
$(document).ready(function ()
{
  $('#msg').bind('input propertychange', function () {
    this.value = this.value.replace('would of', 'would have');
  });
});
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Wubbajack




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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Oct 2015 22:52    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
I think this will fix it. We just need to force everyone to use this. Laughing
I don't want to change the occurences in existing posts because this thread will be screwed Very Happy
Code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name        Would Of Begone!
// @namespace   wouldof
// @description Turns "would of" to "would have"
// @include     http://www.nfohump.com/forum/*
// @require     https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.11.3/jquery.min.js
// @version     1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==
this.$ = this.jQuery = jQuery.noConflict(true);
$(document).ready(function ()
{
  $('#msg').bind('input propertychange', function () {
    this.value = this.value.replace('would of', 'would have');
  });
});

Add occurence checks for "could of" and "should of" as well and I'll use it on every goddamn page on the web.

Web browsers should have built-in autocorrection scripts that also show a popup saying something like "would HAVE, you dumbass!" and redirect the user to the Cambridge Dictionary page for an hour or two. That might teach 'em!
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Oct 2015 01:46    Post subject:
Hahah, it's so bad that people have been banned for it. That says a lot about the gravity of the issue! I would have and perhaps I could have made a joke about it, but the last time that I did it I got banned as well xD
So beware fellow Humpers, and double check your woul
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Nui
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Oct 2015 10:47    Post subject:
I reported everyone in this thread who said would of Cool Face


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Interinactive
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Oct 2015 10:51    Post subject:
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Nui
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Oct 2015 10:53    Post subject:
sorry of that, im just pretty put off by of

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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Oct 2015 10:55    Post subject:
So where is Moose?

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Interinactive
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Oct 2015 11:18    Post subject:
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Nalo
nothing



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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Oct 2015 13:14    Post subject:
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Wubbajack




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Oct 2015 13:31    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
Personally I always hated: I could give a shit

That's wrong - unless you care enough to give a shit

It's i couldn't give a shit. This one is for the Americans Cool Face

Or "I could care less".
Well... good for you! It's nice that you DO care Laughing
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Oct 2015 14:38    Post subject: Re: would of
kazemaky wrote:
I can take many grammatical inaccuracies, but would of is not one of them. Lets just all start using the correct form would have. My eyes are bleeding.
for all intensive purposes

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Oct 2015 15:31    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
Enjoying all his early access titles at 60 frames with a Nokia 3210


I heard he managed to get ARMA3 running on a Ti-84 Shocked
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harry_theone




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Oct 2015 12:37    Post subject:
Then again Arma 3 isn't that demanding Cool Face
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Nov 2015 16:09    Post subject:
'I brought' instead of 'I bought' drives me mental.

Grammatical stuff gets to me more when it's British people getting it so horribly wrong.

We're British, we should be the best at it! It's depressing to see and hear non-English people with better English skills than us.
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Nov 2015 16:14    Post subject:
Aks, instead of ask... yup... grinds my gears. Razz
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Nov 2015 16:17    Post subject:
@GeordieRacer

Were not in a classroom now, who the fuk cares about speeling and grammer? fuk off fag Rolling Eyes

@Morphineus

Yeah, that's one that my wife bristles over all the time. She's taken a serious dislike to it Very Happy
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Nov 2015 16:19    Post subject:
Jeez man, careful, that's my feelings you're hurting.
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