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paxsali
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2015 18:46    Post subject: Sex-dreams
Two days ago I saw this Johnny Depp movie "Mortdecai".

It was a mildly amusing action-comedy, but nothing special tho... I guess it's a solid 6/10. For JD fans...

Anyhow, Olivia Munn plays a little supporting role in that movie.

I guess somehow, subconsciously, watching that movie had an effect on me, because last night I dreamed I was at a café drinking a frapé and having a cigarette, then all the sudden Olivia Munn comes from nowhere and has a man-crush on me.

She literally threw herself on my lap in a cartoonish " oh sorry, I fell..." moment and I thought like WTF is this bitch doing... when I instinctly grabbed her to stabilize her and to push her off, I look in her face and realize it's TEH Olivia Munn...

We looked each other deep in the eyes and in that moment I realized while holding her how nice and soft her skin was, and how warm she was, and then she started breathing more quickly and then she pressed her chest against my face. I was uncomfortable at first and thinking, WTF is this shit, not in public please... and then I smelled her titties. Yes, that's right, I smelled her titties and I instantly went into I-don't-give-a-fuck-mode.

We then started making out, just like that, as if there was nothing special / to see here, while everyone else was watching, the waiters, the guests...

It's hard to describe the intensity of a dream in objective terms, but that was subjectively the hottest moment I have experienced, also counting in real life experience and other dreams.

Which is curious, because technically, we didn't have sex in the dream, and still it was the most erotic sexperience I can remember I ever had.

I had some good pornstar-like fucks in my life.
I also had some crazy wicked sex dreams in my life.

But it bothers me how when you're dreaming, sometimes, not always, the felt experience of something is so much higher in intensity than the actual events that can be observed.
I don't know how to describe this... it's like if, ..imagine you could watch my dream in a video, like a movie, you wouldn't understand what was "so hot" about it, yet myself (during the dream) I had experienced the events at a multitude of intensity.

I've noticed that before basically in different types of dreams, action-dreams, fantastic-dreams (flying ...), and so on... after waking up and the images are still fresh, it always seems like I should have been less scared, excited, sad, happy, surprised, and so on, but during the dream I felt crap your pants scared, super-excited, ultra-sad, mega-surprised, ... every emotion was amplified immensely.

Anyways what I wanted to say is that after this sex dream I feel kinda depressed that I could possibly not repeat such an intense experience... until the next dream of that level of intensity. Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2015 19:00    Post subject: Re: Sex-dreams
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But it bothers me how when you're dreaming, sometimes, not always, the felt experience of something is so much higher in intensity than the actual events. [...]



That is because the images you see are only the superficial materialization of a very strong desire or ideal that manifests itself in the scene you remember waking up.

When we loosen our mind up in dreams, our strongest feelings, desires or ideals sometimes manage to show up and since memory is temporally fluid and not bound to causality, the first best memory we find becomes the image to which the deeper ideal is beeing attached to. Sometimes it makes sense (since you saw that movie) sometimes and more often, it doesnt make sense. The feeling is very real though.

The good news is, dreams like that tend to come back at some point or another. The bad news, you will most probably feel depressed the morning you wake up on them.


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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2015 19:09    Post subject:
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Guess playing a nympho , and that scene when she wanted some strong hands for her titts.... made you hot


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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2015 22:12    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2015 22:23    Post subject:
Noice kurwo, but

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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2015 23:05    Post subject:
So, how can a woman have a man crush on a man? Scratch Head
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2015 23:18    Post subject:
he dreamt of her being a man, hence he had a man-crush on him.
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2015 23:31    Post subject:
thats a crush, a man-crush is between 2 men.

oh just drop it now and admit the wet dream was about you and pumpy, then in last moment before posting it you changed it up to olivia munn, but forgot to change the man-crush part Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st May 2015 23:33    Post subject:
Anyway, if we're posting munn photos, why not the ultimate one?

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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2015 00:34    Post subject:
There's a lot of truth in what The Zeel wrote Pax..but it's another man!

What you think you saw:
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What you really saw in your sexy dream Pffchh



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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2015 00:35    Post subject:
dat cleavage on olivia bud Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2015 02:15    Post subject:
Hahah yeah, heresy Very Happy. I don't know about you, but my hormones are conflicted. Would bang, but I'm afraid to take three Bud slaps™ and one hammerpunch in the head xD
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Jun 2015 07:02    Post subject:
sex dreams are the best dreams man


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