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Freakness
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 03:19    Post subject: Fish bone stuck
Fish bone stuck in my throat... fuuuuck.... Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Any ideas how to remove it at home?
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 03:21    Post subject:
Happened to me once.
Nothing really works. I tried everything, food, drinks. Eventually it dislodged itself on its own after a few days.


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 03:26    Post subject:
ha, a work colleague was just telling me how he had one stuck for like a month... good luck! Razz


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Freakness
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 03:27    Post subject:
Its stuck now for a few days and nothing changes. Its still there. Hopefuly it will dislodge. Otherwise I'd have to go to a doctor for a throatfuck. Mad
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 03:33    Post subject:
also, why you no eat de-boned fish?


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 03:48    Post subject:
Well my mom likes to cook fish every fucking friday. I always tell her that fish tastes bad and is prolly toxic and we should not eat it. Now I have another argument...
Also I am thinking of eating a chain or a thread and pull it back or something. Vomit Also I heard that drinking citric acid melts fish bone.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 03:51    Post subject:
lol, fish is awesome ... but I usually eat (and cook) just a single salmon/trout/tilapia filet that's been deboned.

pretty sure anyways back in the old days when my mom used to "cook" fish is was of the frozen highliner variety...



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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 03:54    Post subject:
tl;dr is called make your own damn food, even make it for your mom!


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 08:10    Post subject:
Have you tried tilting your head slightly back, raise the chin and try swallowing a couple of times?
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 08:26    Post subject:
what you do is you get a cat and stick it into your mouth. the cat will retrieve the bone for you, because cats love fishbones, science proved it.



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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 08:37    Post subject:
Try with lemon, if the bone is small, the acid from the lemon should help with disintegration.


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 08:38    Post subject:
Patiently waiting for Pax to enter the thread Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 08:51    Post subject:
Bread usually works (dry), and if that fails, and you are brave, dig out the old toothbrush, lie down, head back, and gently brush it out, in-between gagging Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 11:03    Post subject:
wrong thread, this should be in the hardware section. Rolling Eyes



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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 13:39    Post subject:
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 15:56    Post subject: Re: Fish bone stuck
paxsali wrote:
Freakness wrote:
Fish bone stuck in my throat... fuuuuck.... Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Any ideas how to remove it at home?


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 16:07    Post subject:
deep throat


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 16:32    Post subject:
My poop was green-ish....does that mean I ate too much spinach?


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 16:53    Post subject:
nope, too much alien bum sex


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 17:20    Post subject:
Do you like fish sticks?


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 19:39    Post subject:
only anal


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 20:50    Post subject:
What? You have stuck fishbone in your anal? Jesus Christ mate.. what the fuck Are You Serious
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 20:56    Post subject:
warriormax wrote:
What? You have stuck fishbone in your anal? Jesus Christ mate.. what the fuck Are You Serious


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 21:50    Post subject:
The only effective way is to enduce forced vomiting, stick fingers down throat and wretch it back up. If its fucked up your throat and its bleeding at all go get a shot, fish bone punctures on throats can cause infections.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Mar 2015 21:53    Post subject:
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Mar 2015 01:06    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
@Freakness That must be incredibly annoying for you Cool Face
What? Spamming? No, I'm patient patient man. Pray god that I don't find where you live. Cool Face
Weird thing aboput that fish bone is that some days I feel it and some days I dont. Probably it moves so its not stuck that much. Fish products should be banned. srsly
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Mar 2015 01:26    Post subject:
I happen to have a banana, ripe for swallowing whole Pffchh
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Mar 2015 01:32    Post subject:
I have bananas/plantains at home, but I prefer not to eat them since they give a fucking reflux. Nasty stuff. Should be banned...
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Mar 2015 01:35    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
The only effective way is to enduce forced vomiting, stick fingers down throat and wretch it back up. If its fucked up your throat and its bleeding at all go get a shot, fish bone punctures on throats can cause infections.




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