The Extreme Sex Test
Page 3 of 4 Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next
Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 03:44    Post subject:
I think he lied on that test.
He deserves an 80+ Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 11:53    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
The people on here are such bullshitters. The average age is probably about 16, yet people are posting scores around 50%, which means they're sexual deviants basically. LOL.

The only person who I think honestly got a 50% plus score is syco. Laughing
take the test .. then you can talk .. else your just taking the piss out of those of us who braved it .. I know its hard to be honest about this kind of thing .. but your going to have to buck up some time .. so

so far I have the highest score .. on this test .. does that make me cool .. a deviant .. no .. it just means I have had a variety of sexual experiences .. that’s all ..making people out to be liars & name calling just makes you look like someone who cant face this topic in a mature manner ..

What is it with these winy little bitches .. do they actually get off on being miserable kill joys ?


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
Back to top
Sublime




Posts: 8615

PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 12:03    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
That's just me.

I'm just as happy when I’m holding someone’s hand when we walk through the streets.
But, when it comes to kissing or other form of meaningless physical affection I’m runnin' for my life so to speak.


for me personally I don't the holding hands and being around constantly thing. I don't DISLIKE it but I do like kissing. It's a big turn on when a girl can kiss properly for me.

nouseforaname wrote:
I'm sad to say I'm too much of a pussy to blow in girls mouths. I always pull out Sad

Reminds me of 1 time when i did unload in her mouth. I got such a slap it was unreal. still at least it wasn't a bite Very Happy.

I don't like doing it though becausae of that 'myth' of the girl still having cum in her mouth the morning after. Since Ya always kiss it kinda puts me off since I don't wanna be swallowing my own cum

edit: You scored a 24.05%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.609983267729%.
571351 people have taken this test to date.

I found me saying no to a lot but on the first few pages yes.


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

http://artpad.art.com/?irqy7s4162w <3 you too
Back to top
SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi



Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 14:34    Post subject:
docertabum wrote:
4Syco: I've got a girlfriend - don't worry... Smile I've got f**in lack of time (because of my girl&job&parties..). I even have no time to finish damn Doom3!!!

...but never mind...


Ok...but that still doesnt answer my question...Neutral


Back to top
SycoShaman
VIP Master Jedi



Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 14:36    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
The people on here are such bullshitters. The average age is probably about 16, yet people are posting scores around 50%, which means they're sexual deviants basically. LOL.

The only person who I think honestly got a 50% plus score is syco. Laughing


hahahah Laughing

Are u saying im a sexual deviant? ....well, not deviant, addict maybe, but not deviant Smile

Fuck, as long as the sex is consensual and ur into whatever it is ur doing (roleplaying, s&m, orgies, 3somes etc), its all good mate Smile

@Injur....Laughing naw bwoy, I dont mess with necro, gay, incest, ass licking or strap on shit ya know? Smile

But still, most of the questions were common things...like using food, roleplaying, anal (giving NOT receiving), oral etc Honestly, uve never used ice when it comes to sex? man, women LOVE ice....im serious...now, having a chick use ice on u isnt a good thing i'd say as u'd shrivel quick time Laughing
Im as kinky as my partner wants me to be...within reason...I dont let chicks handcuff me on the first date/time we fuck anymore tho....bad experience, as ive mentioned before Smile




Last edited by SycoShaman on Wed, 9th Nov 2005 14:41; edited 2 times in total
Back to top
Sublime




Posts: 8615

PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 14:39    Post subject:
yea but golden showers, ass licking and incest?


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

http://artpad.art.com/?irqy7s4162w <3 you too
Back to top
weird0
VIP Member



Posts: 3904

PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 14:41    Post subject:
those questions are the only reasons he hasn't scored 100% Wink
Back to top
Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 14:47    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
yea but golden showers, ass licking and incest?

I wanna try a golden shower Laughing
sounds so funny Razz

Hey, Megan, I was wonderin... how do you feel about golden showers?
You kiddin' i've been dyin to go since we left the theatre!

Shocked Laughing Laughing


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Back to top
AnimalMother




Posts: 12390
Location: England
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 15:17    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
The people on here are such bullshitters. The average age is probably about 16, yet people are posting scores around 50%, which means they're sexual deviants basically. LOL.

The only person who I think honestly got a 50% plus score is syco. Laughing
take the test .. then you can talk .. else your just taking the piss out of those of us who braved it .. I know its hard to be honest about this kind of thing .. but your going to have to buck up some time .. so

so far I have the highest score .. on this test .. does that make me cool .. a deviant .. no .. it just means I have had a variety of sexual experiences .. that’s all ..making people out to be liars & name calling just makes you look like someone who cant face this topic in a mature manner ..

What is it with these winy little bitches .. do they actually get off on being miserable kill joys ?


I have taken i,t I got 33% yet I consider myself quite liberal when it comes to sex.

You're quite a bit older then the rest of us, so I expect a higher score from you guys, but seriously how many of the kids on this do you think honestly got 50%?


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
Back to top
Godlikez*
Banned



Posts: 2722
Location: In Your Illusions
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 15:25    Post subject:
Its the internet, so I doubt anything is even remotely accurate which is why I agree with AM Smile

oh btw.

me=3.3% LOL! sad? yes I think so Sad

Very Happy


Daz99 wrote:
Will I get banned for posting a horse and a nakkid black man?

Godlikez* A Proud Muslim Through And Through.
FCC 4 LIYFE [FAT CAT CREW]
 Spoiler:
 
Back to top
Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 15:28    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
Its the internet, so I doubt anything is even remotely accurate which is why I agree with AM Smile

oh btw.

me=3.3% LOL! sad? yes I think so Sad

Very Happy


that ain't sad Very Happy least you had sex unlike those 0's up there Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 15:42    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
yea but golden showers, ass licking and incest?
golden showers while skinny dipping is fun as shit .. ass licking happens when your eating pussy ,, don’t kid yourself .. & kissing cousins is what made the holidays fun when I was doing the family rounds as a teen Easter charismas ect .. folks are looking @ this in far to seedy a light .. many of the things that may appear gross or perverse are actually quite commonplace .. its what sort of scene it happened in that makes is destructive IMo


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
Back to top
Nailbiter
PUNK



Posts: 6061

PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 15:47    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
The people on here are such bullshitters. The average age is probably about 16, yet people are posting scores around 50%, which means they're sexual deviants basically. LOL.

The only person who I think honestly got a 50% plus score is syco. Laughing


hey, im 29! and im also married. many of the things i crossed yes on ive done with her. like mile high club and so on...i wouldnt call me a sexual deviant, more a person that likes to find pleasure in sex. Smile
Back to top
Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 15:49    Post subject:
How does mile high club work?
I heard it's done on a plane. (i've only been on a plane twice when I was kid)


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Back to top
Sublime




Posts: 8615

PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 15:51    Post subject:
Kissing cousins.... pretty sick imo but it says brothers / sisters. It's a fact that children spawn from the same family tree's are more prone to illnesses which I find quite tragic. And as for golden showers whilst swimming... no that's just stupid. If you class wimming in the kiddies pool a golden shower I think we are all guilty of that but to admit to being turned on by ur gf pissing over u is quite sad and I just don't understand it.

Also I know the gap between licking pussy and asshole is pretty small but I have never licked asshole nor would I ever want to, or even 'slip a finger in there'. I don't do anal but I do oral. They're probably both as hygienically bad but it's just my prefernce. I'd have to be double bagged and extremely pissed before I ever gave anal to a woman. (That's not an invite to turn it on its head and say i would do it to a man.... no it just wont happen at all!)


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

http://artpad.art.com/?irqy7s4162w <3 you too
Back to top
Nailbiter
PUNK



Posts: 6061

PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 15:53    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
How does mile high club work?
I heard it's done on a plane. (i've only been on a plane twice when I was kid)


yes, a quicky at the plane toilett will do. while its in the air. Smile
Back to top
Sublime




Posts: 8615

PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 15:53    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
How does mile high club work?
I heard it's done on a plane. (i've only been on a plane twice when I was kid)


well u knock on the door 3 times Razz. My and my dad were j/kin abt in on the plane back. In some airlines you can ask a steward to 'join' and they'll pass ur details around to other people too. I haven't took part in it.... yet. I don't see the great desire to do it but I would at least like to say ive done it. With a gf would be alright but I'd much prefer it to be a stranger who's name I didn't even know Smile


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

http://artpad.art.com/?irqy7s4162w <3 you too
Back to top
Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 15:58    Post subject:
Is it a lot better than on the solid ground?


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Back to top
Nailbiter
PUNK



Posts: 6061

PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 16:00    Post subject:
naw, nothing special. at least not for me. those toilets are so small. nice to get off between the drinks though. Wink
Back to top
Injurious




Posts: 4646
Location: Toronto
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 16:03    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing
Will have to give it a shot.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
Back to top
fisk




Posts: 9145
Location: Von Oben
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 17:34    Post subject:
Internet and lies are as intertwined as ChinUp and bullshit Wink

(Before the mods become ban-button-trigger-happy again, this is a joke)


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 18:29    Post subject:
you are the joke fisk .. go beet off .. we know thats the closest thing to a sex life you have .. & thats why your to scared to post up your scores .. what a pussy

joke Very Happy


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
Back to top
fisk




Posts: 9145
Location: Von Oben
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 18:33    Post subject:
You're right, and you are wrong.
I'm afraid to post my score, but not out of the reason you would wish of me.
People here would just start being afraid of my sexually deviant nature Very Happy


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 18:36    Post subject:
bullshit .. you don’t even understand half the questions in that test .. be honest for once in your life .. be a man & tell the truth .. who knows you might even make a habit of it & women may begin to see you as something other than a doormat ..

come on fisk .. stop being such an up tight wanker


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
Back to top
Nailbiter
PUNK



Posts: 6061

PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 18:41    Post subject:
ah cmon guys. smoke the peace pipe!

actually the test is pretty easy to score high, especially if you are married and ESPECIALLY if you have travelled. i mean all those: in the water, outdoors, plane, in sunlight etc etc i think i got 10% higher just by travelling...
Back to top
fisk




Posts: 9145
Location: Von Oben
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 19:13    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
bullshit .. you don’t even understand half the questions in that test .. be honest for once in your life .. be a man & tell the truth .. who knows you might even make a habit of it & women may begin to see you as something other than a doormat ..

come on fisk .. stop being such an up tight wanker


Once more you pour out your false assumptions.

1. I have zero trouble understanding the questions in that test. Why is it that you believe I would find them hard to understand? Didn't you understand them?

2. I've been honest for the most part in my life, that you assume I haven't is based on what? People who are inclined to disbelieve others, have a tendency not to be honest themselves.

If I combine 1 & 2, I could deduce that the reason you found it feasible to accuse me of not understanding the questions is because you found them hard, and therefore didn't answer truthfully.

3. I've been a man for my entire life. Is it wishful thinking that makes you want me to be a woman? Or is it that you're a sexist and think women don't tell the truth?

4. I'm a habitual truth-sayer. If I weren't, I'd probably say I thought you seemed really bright and intelligent.

5. As for your source on women's perception on me in general, your fantasy, that doesn't account for what occurs in reality. Perhaps when you stop using the inventions of your subconscious as a reference to truth, you'd start realizing that the real world isn't correlated to yours.


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 20:50    Post subject:
Rubbish.. your ducking out .. all your garble is doing is showing how you let your intellectual expectations get in the way of having a bit of fun .. you cant fuck your head fisk .. better get in touch with some other parts of your body before they give up on you ..

Btw .. suck my dick pussy .. I don’t like your bullshit talk about my inability to acknowledge that others think differently .. I don’t have to think like you either .. fuck off with your insults asshole .. fuck off with it now .. you don’t need to say shit like that .. & I don’t need to have to deal with a fuckturd on an internet forum who doesn’t know when to STFU

your like a little spoilt child i have to teach some manners .. i already have kids fisk .. I don’t want you .. go fuck yourself


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
Back to top
fisk




Posts: 9145
Location: Von Oben
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 20:56    Post subject:
*laughs*

You're a hilarious person ChinUp.
Please, more of this! Dance! Dance! Little puppet! Very Happy


Btw. Next time when you wish to try and accuse someone of being childish, don't do it using kindergarden-rhetoric, it just comes back and bites you in the ass.


Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
Back to top
ChinUp




Posts: 5503
Location: 51.7° N ' 1.1° W
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 21:16    Post subject:
fuck you fisk .. surely even a think skull like yours can understand that .. fuck off .. don’t even address me unless your willing to behave like a civilized mature human being .. because this spiteful bitchyness is really fucking stupid .. you sound like someone who hasn’t gotten laid in years & hates his life .. Stop spreading your filth all over the fest of us .. we don’t want to be sad & spiteful like you fisk ..

wtf are you posting in this thread for . you have already made it clear that you haven’t got the balls to post your results .. go pull the head off a cat or something .. I really wish more people told you how they cant stand your miserable kill joy posts .. no need

& yet again you have got me going .. what a dickhead .. I swear fuck off you pathetic turd. I don’t like you @ all .. go fuck yourself

The only reason I even address you .. is because you insist on being a dickhead in regards to my posts .. if you behaved like you didn’t want to cause trouble with me .. we would never talk to each other … I would really like that ..

So lover .. you want to talk to me some much .. that you insult me to get to speak to me .. go fuck yourself .. i dont like you @ all .. if this was the last time i ever saw you post it would be to late for me ..


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
Back to top
spankie
VIP Member



Posts: 2958
Location: Belgium
PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 21:37    Post subject:
*sigh*

so much ego. I really find it disturbing if you really really want to win a fight in a fucking internet forum. You started fighting for nothing, and none of you can let go.

Just relax and let it go, you must have a überstressed life if you do this irl as well.
Back to top
Page 3 of 4 All times are GMT + 1 Hour
NFOHump.com Forum Index - The Useless Void Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next
Signature/Avatar nuking: none (can be changed in your profile)  


Display posts from previous:   

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB 2.0.8 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group