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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 18:45    Post subject:
You scored a 49.37%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.61002767782%.
569409 people have taken this test to date
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 18:58    Post subject:
You scored a 50.63%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.610029889539%.
569430 people have taken this test to date.


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 19:00    Post subject:
You scored a 31.65%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.60999655798%.
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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 19:50    Post subject:
for the gutless turds who haven’t got the balls to be honest about there sexual experience .. or there insulting behavior .. still what do you expect from people who’s best friend is there hand ..

nouseforaname wrote:
Seriously, how can anyone like the taste of an asshole? Mmmmm .... poop?
Don’t know about you but if I get giggy with a honey .. its all out .. every single millimeter of that body .. I will investigate @ length Wink

Nailbiter wrote:
anyway, obviously too high on this test would make you a freako pervertoza.

chinup you are on a very thin thread here! Very Happy
in the words of Jimi Hendrix .. there are places I’ve gone that I wont go no more .. Wink

Injurious wrote:
15. Have you intentionally swallowed semen? (your own counts)
Laughing
what when she wants you to kiss her after she has just swallowed your load, you say no fuck that ?


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 20:15    Post subject:
In general I find kissing very disgusting.
So yeah, I’d say fuck that Very Happy


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spankie
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 20:16    Post subject:
are you a whore?

isn't that what they always say? i want to fuck, no kissing, lol
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 20:22    Post subject:
wtf? kissing is the shit Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 20:22    Post subject:
You scored a 13.92%


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 20:27    Post subject:
Laughing
Nah.

I just hate kissing and see it as s a natural turn off.
I never really enjoyed a kiss nor ever desired or longed for one.

For me, it’s superficial.
There’s no emotion and no spark when two people kiss.


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 20:31    Post subject:
wow...i'm stumped.
no emotion?
superficial?
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spankie
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 20:38    Post subject:
and what about sucking on her lip etc? not attracted either?
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 20:47    Post subject:
That's just me.

I'm just as happy when I’m holding someone’s hand when we walk through the streets.
But, when it comes to kissing or other form of meaningless physical affection I’m runnin' for my life so to speak.

I don’t know why.
My stomach turns when I see people kiss and when I have to kiss someone I throw my self in their arms and go full out.
It’s not that I enjoy it it’s just that I don’t want them to feel… discouraged.
I don’t enjoy it at all, but it would break my heart even more seeing self-disappointment in the eyes of a person I care for.

I’m a queer sissy. I know. Sad

If I have a chance I’ll back out of a kiss instantly.
But, when there’s no way out… I close my eyes, swallow the very little inside-vomit I had stuck in my throat when the kissing notion flew into my ears and go for it. Sad

spankie,
What do you mean? Which lip? Wink


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spankie
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 20:53    Post subject:
doesnt matter, just was wondering if you were turned off by the fact that you have to use your mouth or something else.

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but it would break my heart even more seeing self-disappointment in the eyes of a person I care for.


dunno how it could be a disapointment for the girlie, im quite sure it is very hard to disapoint her with physical affection that is 'meaningless'.

But anyway, it is your life, you have to do what you feel you should do Smile
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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 20:55    Post subject:
no biggy .. I have met girls who are just like that .. see kissing as a tease .. some folks go from first base right to forth . .no messing . So long as you take your time when the juices are flowing its all good .

I personally like the kiss .. its an excellent way to get her warmed up .. with a kiss you can break down all the barriers . so when you unlock your faces .. there are no more questions .. only actions to follow ..


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 21:12    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
what when she wants you to kiss her after she has just swallowed your load, you say no fuck that ?


I'm sad to say I'm too much of a pussy to blow in girls mouths. I always pull out Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 21:18    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
dunno how it could be a disapointment for the girlie, im quite sure it is very hard to disapoint her with physical affection that is 'meaningless'.


Something that is meaningless to you may not be meaningless to others.
Like how you buy flowers for your girlie. For you it's a shit task. You go in, pick up an odd number of roses pay the bill and leave. And to her it's like giving her the world. Laughing

Backing away from a kiss in a private moment can bring up a lot of... dish smashing arguments. Razz


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 21:25    Post subject:
nice guy .. sex is never ever a polite occasion .. she is just as fragile as you are .. she can be just as impolite as you can I bet .. Very Happy

Injurious wrote:
Backing away from a kiss in a private moment can bring up a lot of... dish smashing arguments. Razz
you lucky guy .. if only my girl smashed the cutlery .. that would be so much easier to forgive ..


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 22:16    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
nice guy .. sex is never ever a polite occasion .. she is just as fragile as you are .. she can be just as impolite as you can I bet .. Very Happy

Injurious wrote:
Backing away from a kiss in a private moment can bring up a lot of... dish smashing arguments. Razz
you lucky guy .. if only my girl smashed the cutlery .. that would be so much easier to forgive ..


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EDIT - @Chin

Long fuckin test and some questions are ridiculous
anyway, here's my results

You scored a 63.29%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.610052088178%.
569803 people have taken this test to date.

So what does it mean?




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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 22:20    Post subject:
come on then .. take the test .. SycoShaman ,...

means your fucking hard core .. Laughing .. some of those questions are scary man ..


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 23:39    Post subject:
Guys you are happy people. You spend whole day playing games and during the break between levels you f**k your harem of sexi blondes, brunettes in thousand ways... -Smile

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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 23:42    Post subject:
did you even take the test ? .. I no lie .. don’t know about anyone else .. but that line of questions was a hairy trip down memory lane for me ..


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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Nov 2005 23:51    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
come on then .. take the test .. SycoShaman ,...

means your fucking hard core .. Laughing .. some of those questions are scary man ..


hahaha

Well, im no necro and the gay shit i can safely say, i havent done...Smile

@Doc...what does knowing how to use a computer/playing games have to do with me going out and gettin laid? Just because ppl post on a forum or play games, doesnt mean thats ALL they do...seems to me, that ur lacking in sexual experiences...Neutral


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docertabum




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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 00:03    Post subject:
4Syco: I've got a girlfriend - don't worry... Smile I've got f**in lack of time (because of my girl&job&parties..). I even have no time to finish damn Doom3!!!

...but never mind...


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 00:05    Post subject:
so are you going to take the fucking test .. or just take the piss ?


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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docertabum




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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 00:12    Post subject:
...thanks, but no golden shower Smile


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 00:26    Post subject:
not even once .. just to say you had one ?


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 00:40    Post subject:
Am I still on nforce.nl?! Smile

god, I expect bad veeery bad dreams....


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 00:42    Post subject:
I will piss opn her then she can piss on you .. is that ok . Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 02:54    Post subject:
You scored a 50.63%.
For this test, the average percentage is 33.610029837036%.
570432 people have taken this test to date.


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2005 03:25    Post subject:
The people on here are such bullshitters. The average age is probably about 16, yet people are posting scores around 50%, which means they're sexual deviants basically. LOL.

The only person who I think honestly got a 50% plus score is syco. Laughing


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