my colleague thinks she's smart. need a prank,.
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 17:54    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Ankh wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Slit a hole in her office chair and put pins inside.


...or just slit her throat Smile

Using only his nails.


Ofcourse - no sport otherwise!
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shole




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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 18:56    Post subject:
do an autoit/autohotkey script that listens to keyboard, and randomly erases or swaps keystrokes, so it will make her think she's doing typoes and being incompetent with the keyboard all the time

add a sound file in the task scheduler that plays some subtle but noticeable sounds at seemingly random intervals, with no clear cause or source
some people (like me) get really infuriated by something like that
maybe quickly whispering her name or something

add a link or a file on her desktop with a message in the link title and transfer the file rights of the link to your account, so she can see it but doesn't have rights to rename or delete it

add a link to a website of your choice to her startup folder
preferrably one with a loud embarrasing sound attached to it
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Dec 2014 19:41    Post subject:
Yeah don't do a prank
Slowly drive her insane so she'll have a mental breakdown
And three years later after she's releasing back to society after being thrown into total isolation you give her a present and say gotcha!!! Lololol

Yeah...

Best prank is the easiest prank. Pretend you're raping her. She'll lol. Then do it for realz!! Cool Face

Get her significant other involved.
Best way to prank someone is using someone they hold dear.
Schedule a meeting that doesn't exist only to have alone time her where you bhtfd.
Rent a car busted that looks like hers... Replace it with her car. Make her think her car got fucked.

But like it has been said.
Slit the chair. Pins inside. Done.
Or fake spider ice cube.
Or shock handshake
Fake gum
Nobody expects those anymore
Old fun pranks have been replaced with cruel pranks


Sin317 wrote:
I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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