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fisk
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Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 20:16 Post subject: |
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I'd rather make war than touch that alien.
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Griffon
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 20:48 Post subject: |
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fisk wrote: | I'd rather make war than touch that alien. |

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javlar
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Posted: Mon, 14th Nov 2005 03:30 Post subject: |
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I'd hit that.
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Mon, 14th Nov 2005 05:16 Post subject: |
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javlar wrote: | I'd hit that. |
U like aliens? what if she assimilates ur ass when ur sleeping? 
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Mutantius
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Mon, 14th Nov 2005 06:29 Post subject: |
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Mutantius wrote: | SycoShaman wrote: | javlar wrote: | I'd hit that. |
U like aliens? what if she assimilates ur ass when ur sleeping?  |
well maybe he founds that interesting  |
Would be kinda neat to see what an alien tounge feels like on ur pecker 
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Posted: Mon, 14th Nov 2005 07:15 Post subject: |
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Lol, many people would hit that. If she's there in your room on your bed with her pussy spread you'd hit it stfu.
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Mon, 14th Nov 2005 14:12 Post subject: |
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Pizda2 wrote: | Lol, many people would hit that. If she's there in your room on your bed with her pussy spread you'd hit it stfu. |
True...well, as long as the lights were off...her face really is a big turn off. 
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Tue, 15th Nov 2005 03:11 Post subject: |
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fruziowy wrote: | SycoShaman wrote: | Pizda2 wrote: | Lol, many people would hit that. If she's there in your room on your bed with her pussy spread you'd hit it stfu. |
True...well, as long as the lights were off...her face really is a big turn off.  |
You don't really have to look at her face though. |
Yeah, but still. I like to see whats going on and the expressions and stuff...its so much...hotter id say. Same reason I hate having sex in the dark...sure, in the dark is far more sensual, but I like to see whats going on ya know? Fucking in the dark is like watching (or rather listening) a porn with only audio
Plus, any chick u pick up who will only have sex in the dark...WATCH OUT FOR VD! Seriously. Here's a lil story that might scare ya straight hence the reason any one nite stand i have, I ALWAYS have the lights on, ALWAYS
One nite my bud's and I went club hoppin. One of my bud's picked up this hot, like really hot chick (we all hooked up with girls). We took em back to this other guy's house and everyone got their groove on. Anyway, the nite goes on, we all crash out and stuff. Next morning, a bunch of us are sittin in the living room chillin, and the hot chick the one guy picked up, is there to...but she looked kinda freaked out, wasnt speaking and shit.
All of a sudden we hear "WHAT THE FUCK IS ON MY FACE!!!" from the washroom...my bud comes running out and man, he had some nasty ass bumps all around his mouth...and the chick starts to ball and runs out of the house.
Of course, we all starting crackin up - i dont think ive laughed that hard in my life. Seriously, i doubled over from laughing and had pains for the rest of the day
Anyway, when he got her into one of the bedrooms, she wanted/made him go down on her (he wanted a BJ so they made a deal )...in the dark. Turns out she had a herpe breakout.... Fuckin disgusting...to this day, no one will share a smoke, spliff, drink, food etc with him, fuckin nasty
Funny part is, he called into the Edge (102.1 - Canadian rock station), told the story on the Dean Blundel show and won something for it....still, he hasnt had much sex since and it took a while to get rid of the herpes ( i dunno if genital herpes are perm when it comes to ur mouth, doesnt have em anymore tho).

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_SiN_
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Tue, 15th Nov 2005 05:05 Post subject: |
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_SiN_ wrote: | Mwahahaha! He got owned  |
To say the least....its so funny tho. I mean, cock blocking him is SO EASY. Just bring up that story and boom, no sex for him
We do that to each other occasionally, in good fun mind u...and not if the chick is super hot...but this guy, man, he'll fuck anything after a few drinks He likes the hood rats for some reason 
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fisk
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Posted: Tue, 15th Nov 2005 05:36 Post subject: |
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Herpes is a viral infection that is chronical and permanent. It can however lay dormant for years, and pop up when you want it the least.
And once you've contracted it, you're stuck with it for life.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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nouseforaname
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Tue, 15th Nov 2005 21:50 Post subject: |
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fisk wrote: | Herpes is a viral infection that is chronical and permanent. It can however lay dormant for years, and pop up when you want it the least.
And once you've contracted it, you're stuck with it for life. |
naw.....even oral herpes? LMAO!!!!
Oh man, my bud is gunna get teased for the rest of his days now All because he went down on some chick, hilarious 
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nouseforaname
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