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 Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 21:37 Post subject: BOH: The world needs strong leadership |
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Looking through the daily world news, you might notice that the world is in need of some serious, hard-boiled leadership. The fact that islamic terrorists from around the world are two steps away from jumping through your window and raping your family is just unacceptable. These animals have been trained since childbirth on the subject of explosives (pages 224 through 270 of the Koran) and graffiti (pages 312 through 450 of the Koran) and will not hesitate to make your day 100% less fun than you had planned.
Yes, the world is indeed in dire need of a tough leader with +2 intelligence and +5 charisma. I submit to you, dear reader, our saviour: Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal is ideal for the job and i think that this list of qualities will convince you without a shadow of a doubt!
1. Martial Arts Specialist
2. Steel eyed gaze
3. Herbal Specialist
4. Has his own energy drink
5. Has ties within the mafia and will not hesitate to use them
6. 100% Steven Seagal Juice
7. Invented the radio
8. Plays a mean game of Civilization 4
9. Tango dancer
10. Blues singer
11. Spiderman's best friend
12. Bitchin' ponytail
In closing, Steven Seagal clearly is the man for the job. And if you disagree you're a pinko-commie liberal faggot that hates freedom.
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 21:50 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 22:11 Post subject: |
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care to explain?
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Steven Segal is a good martial artist...but, thats it...seriously, hes not even a good actor 
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 22:45 Post subject: |
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Steven Seagal is an asshole who makes shitty movies. He should go die.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 00:12 Post subject: |
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Internet sarcasm: You either get it, or you don't.
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People what do you have against Dr. Boll ?
He is one of the most famous directors right now! HE IS AMAZINGGGGGGGGG.
Am I his only fan ?
About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.
Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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I really hope you are..
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I can't believe people are scared to admit he is a real maestro!
About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.
Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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| Dwaggy wrote: | | Internet sarcasm: You either get it, or you don't. |
I'm glad you thought it was amusing.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 04:45 Post subject: |
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Ah... sarcasm, my favorite type of humour.
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What did Uwe Boll to be called Dr.?
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 08:32 Post subject: |
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OMFG | Quote: | | He is currently in a bidding war for rights to Half-Life and Metal Gear Solid, and recent online interviews suggest that he may be after the rights to Fallout and Castlevania as well. |
I'm actually crying now.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:31 Post subject: |
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This gives me hope:
| Quote: | While under normal circumstances a director's movies could gross so little he's eventually shut out from every operating studio, Boll is exempt because he funds them under a loophole in German tax law that is supported by contributors and actually rewards movies that perform badly, via a writeoff at the end of the year.
It has been recently reported that the loophole in German tax law has been revised. Starting January 2006, contributors to failed films will no longer be able to profit from failed films through a tax writeoff at the end of the year. This may well result in an end to Boll's film career, as it would make it impossible for him to capitalize on films that fail at the box office, resulting in a loss of investors. |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | Griffon is pulling your leg. 
I believe he once suggested that anyone who thinks Boll is good should commit suicide 
I'd have to agree. |
Now where's that "o rly" -owl?
_SiN_ - I already like this guy
[sYn] - haha agree'ed he's an NFOrce sort of man!
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Griffon is the one laughing and claping his hands, i'm the one crying... 
