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garus
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| Posted: Tue, 24th Jun 2014 13:22 Post subject: |
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Well go figure it's got his stamp of shittines all over it  I mean those Russians attacking and suddenly everything goes BOOM, including the big BOOM  I thought the earth was gonna blow up.
And the captain is like a bigger Captain America than the actor from the latest 'Captain America' movies, he's only missing a bald eagle tattooed on his chest and back.
You could watch it for the effects if it wasn't so badly cliched, maybe the writing gets better.
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| Posted: Tue, 24th Jun 2014 13:29 Post subject: |
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Russians kept missing. I bet the good guys could have just stood still for 10 minutes and nobody would have gotten hit. It ruins every action scene of a show when the good guys have god mode on.
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headshot
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| Posted: Mon, 30th Jun 2014 07:26 Post subject: |
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Season 1 , Episode 2 – “Welcome to Gitmo”
The.Last.Ship.S01E02.720p.HDTV.x264-DIMENSION
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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vurt
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| Posted: Mon, 30th Jun 2014 12:44 Post subject: |
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Unsurprisningly, complete crap. Absolutely hated the main characters.
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| Posted: Mon, 30th Jun 2014 20:37 Post subject: |
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There are more main characters besides the milf doctor and the other scientist? Nobody stands out. They're either military dudes or russian dudes who can't aim. A show needs more good characters to be interesting.
We all know that the milf doctor has god mode /ON so she won't be going anywhere even if a nuke hit the boat.
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2014 12:25 Post subject: |
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Al-Queeda  Russians and American Gi-Joes 
This 'show' is medical phenomenon, it's like someone without half a brain made it.
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Waargh
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2014 12:35 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2014 12:45 Post subject: |
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I'm older than 5 which means I can't enjoy this shit I'm afraid it's like watching Pearl harbor all over again
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chiv
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Jul 2014 13:09 Post subject: |
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This... Is EVERYTHING I expected it to be.... Even down to the token lesbian, who's only defining feature, - the whole reason she's even in the script - was to say "I miss my girlfriend" 
It would have been hilarious if it wasn't so damn dumb... A token lesbian, Christ, I can't think of anyone who shouldn't be at least partly insulted about that, lol.
But yeah, the whole thing is so cliche, dumb, predictable, and really plays fast and loose with the whole virus thing... But at least it's better than helix (this should go some way to illustrate exactly how much I hated that show)
But...
I think I'll keep watching... For now at least. Yes it's dumb, but it's a goofy kind of fun, and looks to have a decent budget behind it, so hopefully the show will at least be able to compensate for it's many deficiencies with lots of xploshunnnnnsss!
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Sin317
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Jul 2014 14:45 Post subject: |
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"the last ship"
second episode they're face to face with "yet another ship".
this show is hilarious(ly stupid) indeed.
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Sin317
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Jul 2014 14:46 Post subject: |
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"the last ship"
second episode they're face to face with "yet another ship".
this show is hilarious(ly stupid) indeed.
and how about
"the cure or we die ? ok, lets split it up, here, you take this and try to save one half of humanity and we try to save the other ...."
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Jul 2014 19:47 Post subject: |
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| Sin317 wrote: | "the last ship"
second episode they're face to face with "yet another ship".
this show is hilarious(ly stupid) indeed. |
They should make a prequel when the show is over "The ship before the last ship"
And after that a sequel "The rubber dinghy that could". |
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chiv
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Jul 2014 19:59 Post subject: |
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Sequel is called holy ship: more ships!
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headshot
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Jul 2014 06:13 Post subject: |
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Season 1 , Episode 3 – “Dead Reckoning”
The.Last.Ship.S01E03.720p.HDTV.x264-DIMENSION
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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chiv
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Jul 2014 09:09 Post subject: |
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Spoiler...
*ahem*
How in the flying fuck did they retrieve those two soldiers after they bailed out RIGHT BESIDE THE RUSSIAN SHIP.
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russ80
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| Posted: Mon, 7th Jul 2014 09:51 Post subject: |
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Well, Transformers at least is entertaining.. this on the other hand, not.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Jul 2014 07:47 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Jul 2014 10:21 Post subject: |
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watched ep 4, why are the all wearing full military suits if they worried about water levels surely they would sweat more
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headshot
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| Posted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 05:49 Post subject: |
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Well I dunno why I keep watching this but I do lol.
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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| Posted: Tue, 29th Jul 2014 12:55 Post subject: |
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Uhm did they just use 3 balloons to make a xxx ton huge wearship sail faster?
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headshot
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headshot
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| Posted: Mon, 4th Aug 2014 05:52 Post subject: |
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Season 1 , Episode 7 – “SOS”
The.Last.Ship.S01E07.720p.HDTV.x264-DIMENSION
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chiv
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| Posted: Mon, 4th Aug 2014 09:48 Post subject: |
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Spoiler below, but I'm not hiding it since I suspect I'm the only one left here who still watches this shit 
Ahh jeez, I wouldn't shed a tear if everyone on this ship died. Worst bunch of twits ever. Military men, science chick...
NO ONE thought it might be a good idea to quarantine the lone survivor of a plague ship when they bring her onboard... Don't even bother with protective gear... NO common sense...the fact that everything rests on their survival hasn't seemed to penetrate their thick skulls with all these stupid chances they're taking... If it were me, no one handles her, or her blood, without full protective gear, and keep her segregated from all human contact until tests are done... But nope, let's just assume she's magically immune and not a carrier or that the plague has evolved or anything... Stupid fucks!
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