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Aeon

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Posted: Sat, 26th Jul 2014 17:50 Post subject: Questions of life	Quick Quote Quote

How does a blind man know he's done wiping after taking a dump? Don't Google it, let me know your thoughts, haha Oh, and I don't know the answer. Intel i7 6700K, RTX470 Super, Kingston HyperX Fury 32GB

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Posted: Sat, 26th Jul 2014 17:54 Post subject:

Wash it instead of wiping it, I'd say. Very Happy

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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then

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Ankh

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Posted: Sat, 26th Jul 2014 17:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

He taste his hand. shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.

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Nalo
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Posted: Sat, 26th Jul 2014 18:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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freiwald

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Posted: Sat, 26th Jul 2014 18:15 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

smell on the toilet paper after wiping maybe? seriously these days most people use wet toilet paper anyway (atleast i hope so) so u just need max 3-4 wipes and it's clean. no need to check

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Posted: Sat, 26th Jul 2014 19:05 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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FireMaster

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Posted: Sat, 26th Jul 2014 20:15 Post subject:

freiwald wrote:

smell on the toilet paper after wiping maybe? Sad

seriously these days most people use wet toilet paper anyway (atleast i hope so) so u just need max 3-4 wipes and it's clean. no need to check

Enjoy your hemorrhoids.

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freiwald

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Posted: Sat, 26th Jul 2014 20:55 Post subject:

Newty182 wrote:

Smell?

"Wet toilet paper"? Confused

FireMaster wrote:

Enjoy your hemorrhoids.

wtf? why whould i get hemorrhoids?
never had those and even if i had them i would still use it because i want it reather clean than trucker style

VonMisk

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Posted: Sat, 26th Jul 2014 22:04 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Wet ones don't really decompose in water so they clog the sewers. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/increasingly-clogged-sewers-attributed-to-popular-flushable-wipes/2013/09/23/d29bdab6-2451-11e3-ad0d-b7c8d2a594b9_story.html http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/flushable-wipes-clogging-canadian-sewers-waste-water-officials-say-1.2430071

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freiwald

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Posted: Sat, 26th Jul 2014 22:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

well no money for a asia style toilet and i really don't want a stinky ass so they have do something about it. will not stop using them sorry

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 13:33 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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moosenoodles

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 13:44 Post subject:

tw1st wrote:

two hours later when he's walking down the street and his asshole isn't burning, that's how.

No just turns up home to find sewers burst due to overflow issues and clogging and hes now reading nfohump knee deep in shit and piss.

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Kamikaze666

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 14:14 Post subject:

Ask some one else? lol wut

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Newty182

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 18:20 Post subject:

freiwald wrote:

Newty182 wrote:

Smell?

"Wet toilet paper"? Confused

VonMisk wrote:

Wet ones don't really decompose in water so they clog the sewers

This.

I mean that is why I wouldn't have even considered using wet ones, because they need to go in a bin and not flushed down the toilet. It's not just the sewer away from your home they could clog, it's the stench pipes under your home. It could be quite expensive to get someone out to unblock it.

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Ankh

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 18:38 Post subject:

Newty182 wrote:

freiwald wrote:

Newty182 wrote:

Smell?

"Wet toilet paper"? Confused

VonMisk wrote:

Wet ones don't really decompose in water so they clog the sewers

Also, if he is that desperate for wet ones...just soak a normal one Smile

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freiwald

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 18:43 Post subject:

actually i live in multistorey building and we got some very nice pipes in here. i could put a whole chicken in the toilet it would still go down.
even if it would break the pipes no one could do anything because it's not excatly marked in the rental contract. haven't seen anything like "never us wet tp" in a contract before.
ofc if i would live in a small village with old and shitty houses i would consider it but like this... nah.

if it would really be that bad EU already had it banned.

like i said i want a clean ass and don't want to wash it everytime after i took a dump. Embarassed

but that is offtopic Smile

Ankh wrote:

Also, if he is that desperate for wet ones...just soak a normal one Smile

not possible because after one or two wipes it's ripped into 2,3 or 4 parts and all the shit is all over my hands.

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 20:36 Post subject:

freiwald wrote:

Ankh wrote:

Also, if he is that desperate for wet ones...just soak a normal one Smile

not possible because after one or two wipes it's ripped into 2,3 or 4 parts and all the shit is all over my hands.

Just how many times do you use a single sheet, mate? Surprised

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freiwald

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 20:52 Post subject:

difm wrote:

freiwald wrote:

Ankh wrote:

Also, if he is that desperate for wet ones...just soak a normal one Smile

not possible because after one or two wipes it's ripped into 2,3 or 4 parts and all the shit is all over my hands.

Just how many times do you use a single sheet, mate? Surprised

well normal tp ofc just one time. sometimes i fold it and use it twice.
but wet tp u can use like washcloth. wipe up and down up and down up and down.
if u do that with normal tp which is just soaked u will get it ripped apart when using it like this.

damn guys wth is going on. can't be true that u all got stinky asses.
whats next? normal soap instead of antibacterial soap or no use of disinfectant detergent?

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 22:07 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Your TP gets soaked with shit?

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Nalo
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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 22:08 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Aeon

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 22:12 Post subject:

freiwald wrote:

difm wrote:

freiwald wrote:

not possible because after one or two wipes it's ripped into 2,3 or 4 parts and all the shit is all over my hands.

Just how many times do you use a single sheet, mate? Surprised

What if you have to take a shit at work? They usually don't have wet toiletpaper there.

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 22:15 Post subject:

freiwald wrote:

difm wrote:

freiwald wrote:

not possible because after one or two wipes it's ripped into 2,3 or 4 parts and all the shit is all over my hands.

Just how many times do you use a single sheet, mate? Surprised

Wait, stop right there.. What is wrong with normal soap?

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freiwald

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 22:23 Post subject:

Neon wrote:

Your TP gets soaked with shit? Shocked

soaked with water man. that is just disgusting. Embarassed

Aeon wrote:

What if you have to take a shit at work? They usually don't have wet toiletpaper there.

i always have some in my backpack in case i need it.

Newty182 wrote:

Wait, stop right there.. What is wrong with normal soap?

once you're used to it normal soap just doesn't feel right anymore. like not clean at all.
same with disinfectant detergent

WhiteBarbarian

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Posted: Sun, 27th Jul 2014 23:53 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

^ Wet wipes, antibacterial soap, disinfectant detergent... you are one of these folks who uses full body condoms, right ?

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Posted: Mon, 28th Jul 2014 02:37 Post subject:

Thread delivers Laughing

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Lopin18

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Posted: Mon, 28th Jul 2014 05:26 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Antibacterial Soap, Desinfectant thingies, Alcohol thingies, Wet Paper, paper to open the faucet, paper to open the door knob. Sees girlfriend naked, hello pussy, instant dive

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freiwald

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Posted: Mon, 28th Jul 2014 15:46 Post subject:

Lopin18 wrote:

Antibacterial Soap, Desinfectant thingies, Alcohol thingies, Wet Paper, paper to open the faucet, paper to open the door knob.

*Sees girlfriend naked, hello pussy, instant dive*

actually my gf thinks exactly the same like me. so her pussy is so damn clean i don't have to dive anywhere.
and even if it were not ... most of the time we shower afterwards anyway. Smile

some friends don't even go on toilet after they had sex and just stay in bad. it's so digusting.

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Posted: Mon, 28th Jul 2014 19:39 Post subject:

freiwald wrote:

some friends don't even go on toilet after they had sex and just stay in bad. it's so digusting.

It's not easy to get up right after having proper sex.

You probably find sex semi-disgusting, too? Laughing

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freiwald

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Posted: Mon, 28th Jul 2014 19:57 Post subject:

VGAdeadcafe wrote:

freiwald wrote:

some friends don't even go on toilet after they had sex and just stay in bad. it's so digusting.

It's not easy to get up right after having proper sex.

You probably find sex semi-disgusting, too? Laughing

well i/we never had problems getting up after proper sex so i don't see ur problem there.
it's not like we weight 200kg each and are extremly exhausted afterwards so there shouldn't be problem with this.

and yes it can be disgusting. depends on the persons and they're body hygiene eh.
sorry but i don't want a stinky ass or pussy on my face. also i don't want to put a fishy boner in my gf's mouth.

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Posted: Mon, 28th Jul 2014 20:49 Post subject:

freiwald wrote:

i don't want to put a fishy boner in my gf's mouth.

Then how will you know if she truly loves you? Troll Face

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