Like we've mentioned before, a lot of our fans have been asking for DLCs for Goat Simulator. However, we figured we'd do a completely free content update and just patch it in instead! Patch 1.1 is coming some time in May.
Here's a rundown of some of the content:
New playable map - including some pretty crazy stuff like a ferris wheel you'll be able to overcharge with car batteries.
(Here's a very early screenshot of the new map to give you the general feel of it!)
Local splitscreen multiplayer - You'll be able to play 2-4 players at the same time! The reason we can't add online multiplayer is because of physics synchronization issues across several computers, but we can do splitscreen multiplayer on a single computer. It's gonna be really exciting to see what kind of crazy multiplayer maps modders will make in Steam Workshop!
(here's a picture of our work in progress. Score is still bugged)
Added local splitscreen multiplayer
Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
Added more goats
Isn’t this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056
Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
Added more powers
Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
Added tons of achievements
You can now run along walls
You can now run up walls
Stand by for Goatfall
Changed batteries in our fire alarm
The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
Enjoyed flappy goat
You can now buy hats for money
This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
Added VR support
Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
Just kidding.
Removed VR support
Ultra-realistic water simulation
Fire alarm still beeping
You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
Updated patch notes.
Added a lot of new sound effects.
Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat. Honored Notch
Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?
Patch notes now covers more than an A4
Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
New patch?
Patch released today does anyone know what it does
Where are the patch notes.
Fire alarm still beeping
Why is the patch so big?
Lazy devs.
If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___
Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
Plz come back
Actually optimized the game a bit
What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
I hate water
Played a whole lot of Wildstar
Volvo pls fix ___.
Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.
Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
Killed PC gaming
How long will the patch notes be?
Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.
Ride a bike with a human on your back. Not like this dude
So we've finally set a launch date for the biggest free expansion we've made so far for Goat Simulator. Patch 1.2 will hit Steam in about a month! We're still keeping all the details secret though, since we really want you to shit your pants once you see the trailer. This is going to be the biggest and craziest thing we've done so far. We can't even hype this up enough!
Coffee Stain Studios brings next-gen MMO simulation to Goat Simulator. You no longer have to fantasize about being a simulated goat in a simulated MMO, your dreams have finally come true!
Features
Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria
Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool
Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
Faction warfare between goats and sheep
MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real
There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie
That’s right. GoatZ is the latest DLC for Goat Simulator and it will be the only survival game on Steam that isn’t in Early Access!*
Features
-Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
-Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
-You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
-Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
-A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
-Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?
GoatZ will be released on May 7th on Steam as a DLC for Windows, Mac and Linux and will cost $4.99. It'll also be released the same day as a seperate app on iOS and Android for the same price.
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