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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 02:23    Post subject:
you kicked my arse?


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"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

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weird0
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 02:26    Post subject:
jenni, sublime...please, just drop it...your quarreling is like kindergarden Razz
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 02:28    Post subject:
o and btw I got a good sucking tonight, she had to go at 12 though Sad


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 02:40    Post subject:
and that's why you don't date pre-teens
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 02:41    Post subject:
nah she's 16 Razz and got work at stupid o clock in the morning.


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 03:06    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
o and btw I got a good sucking tonight, she had to go at 12 though Sad
You mean she's only 11?


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 03:11    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
nah she's 16 Razz and got work at stupid o clock in the morning.


once again jenni fails to absord all the information Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 03:20    Post subject:
I would love for her to be using your PC one night and find this thread... oh your balls would get some attention then..

"SLUT? YOU CALLED ME A SLUT?!"

BUWwhhahaahahahaaa good on ya Nancy! Get those school girls!
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 07:16    Post subject:
Aahhhh yes, the good old sluts. There are many of such, they sure do make a young man's life easy when you need to unload. That's the only thing they are good for sadly.

I can definitley understand Sublime, sometimes the situation and the kind of mood you are in can stop you from having sex.... I mean... what is the point of having sex when you're not feeling like it, especially when some bitch sits on your balls omfg.... that fucking hurts....
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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 07:37    Post subject:
How big a chick was she? Like, I've had girls sit on my lap for a while, and my balls weren't THAT sore.


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 13:19    Post subject:
phluxed it was about half 10 and I went get a drink and she was like go on let me see ur dick. I come back with a drink and she sorta miscues and punches / grabs them. I spill all my drink and then get the inevitable shit / stomache ache pains. About 30 mins later they're not so sore and we lie on my bed, pretty much in a sex position, her legs wrapped around my back. We stayed in this position for at least an hour with barely any movement. Of course I couldn't really feel it at the time because it musta just restricted the flow but believe me it hurt. And nope of course she's not fat


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 13:23    Post subject:
Wow what a stud. The only guy with a sex life on here.
Rolling Eyes


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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 13:24    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Wow what a stud. The only guy with a sex life on here.
Rolling Eyes


Humping fat chicks isnt a sexlife for me
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 13:45    Post subject:
So you admit to it. Razz


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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 14:23    Post subject:
No i just said, when people hump fat chick's it doesnt mean they have a sexlife, i dont hump fat chicks. Very Happy
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 16:00    Post subject:
mmm fat chicks Very Happy


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 16:04    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
mmm fat chicks Very Happy


exactly, m&m's = fat chicks


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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 17:56    Post subject:
Mutantius and fat chicks....two worlds collide?

Very Happy


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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 18:04    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
Mutantius and fat chicks....two worlds collide?

Very Happy


Then im a fat piece of hunk eh?


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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 18:18    Post subject:
Very Happy


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Will I get banned for posting a horse and a nakkid black man?

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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 21:16    Post subject:
Oh lordy. Thanks for clearing up the situation Sub. No fat chicks indeed. My very first girlfriend when I was like 13 was almost a fat chick. She was one of those girls that you knew was supposed to be large, but had lost most of the weight. She retained breast size though. Anyway, my sex life is shot atm, so /jealous and such. It is the price I pay for being an out of work bum that plays games all day Very Happy


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