MY BALLS!
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 04:21    Post subject: MY BALLS!
Just had a girl sat on my balls for the last few hours. I didnt feel owt at first but she left and I got up for a piss and.... omg!

I must be going gay too. I coulda done ANYTHING with her but I passed on her. She was proper wet too Laughing ah well maybe tomorrow (ya im a bit drunk)


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baardhimself
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 04:23    Post subject:
GOING gay?
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 04:29    Post subject:
Laughing

let me explain a bit further. She was literally BEGGING me. even for a kiss. I held off for about an hour then just went for it (once she stopped) then she was all over me, tryin get my dick out and stuff but I was like nahhhhh. Then after a bit she was tryin tease me, playin with herself and puttin my hand everywhere. Idk, maybe from the whack to the balls before I just didnt feel like it. I'm slappin my forehead now though. Hopefully tomorrow Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 04:43    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Laughing

let me explain a bit further. She was literally BEGGING me. even for a kiss. I held off for about an hour then just went for it (once she stopped) then she was all over me, tryin get my dick out and stuff but I was like nahhhhh. Then after a bit she was tryin tease me, playin with herself and puttin my hand everywhere. Idk, maybe from the whack to the balls before I just didnt feel like it. I'm slappin my forehead now though. Hopefully tomorrow Smile


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HaschBiff
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 04:46    Post subject:
Like i said... He is gay! Very Happy
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 05:52    Post subject:
i'm starting to doubt myself! Laughing


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 08:58    Post subject:
Yeah, but you still aren't a mod and you still only have a 2mb line. Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 09:23    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Yeah, but you still aren't a mod and you still only have a 2mb line. Smile


looks like sublime made an enemy for life Laughing


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 11:52    Post subject:
lol, she must be jealous coz I've got pizda Laughing and yey my balls dont hurt anymore Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 13:33    Post subject:
i bet the girl was pizda dressed up as one.
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 13:46    Post subject:
She didnt looked like pizda at all right? Laughing


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 14:58    Post subject:
nah she was blonde Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 15:37    Post subject:
PICTURES!
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 15:47    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
PICTURES!


I SECOND THAT!


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 15:55    Post subject:
haha she wanted record it. but I didnt let 'it' happen neway Smile plus I dont have a video camera besides my webcam and digicam which aren't really ideal Razz

She was a bit of a slut and was proper gagging for my dick (no pun). Ahh well I dont want a bird at the mo anyway and just wasnt up for a shag after my balls got punched/squeezed/ripped apart and then sat on


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 16:02    Post subject:
one word "VIRGIN" Razz
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 16:17    Post subject:
lol, nah if I was a virgin I wouldn't have been able resist Smile When i lost my virginity I was pretty desperate and foolish and didn't know when to say no Smile. I've calmed down going after girls lately although it's not hard to get them even if you're pretty ugly. Uploader ur from England u must know what its like..... unless ur a virgin Razz


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 18:31    Post subject:
Girls are so stupid, somethimes they let me feel if they like me but than when the moment supreme comes they stop.
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 19:26    Post subject:
uploader wrote:
one word "VIRGIN" Razz


quoted for truth Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 19:30    Post subject:
I bet you are one on your sig! Sheesh.
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 19:40    Post subject:
...... im the 1 on the right yea.


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 20:47    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
haha she wanted record it. but I didnt let 'it' happen neway Smile plus I dont have a video camera besides my webcam and digicam which aren't really ideal Razz

She was a bit of a slut and was proper gagging for my dick (no pun). Ahh well I dont want a bird at the mo anyway and just wasnt up for a shag after my balls got punched/squeezed/ripped apart and then sat on


I meant of your balls.
With a topic title like that... you'd better deliver!
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 20:55    Post subject:
ahhh well the swelling's gone down now sorry Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 20:57    Post subject:
maybe next time Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 22:26    Post subject:
swelling's gone from your balls, But not from your right arm Razz
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 23:19    Post subject:
i'm left handed Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Oct 2005 23:39    Post subject:
Go Sublime...

btw, Sexy Selections needs video's Wink

...Or you could just post it in the funny vids forum Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 00:17    Post subject:
pm me the special pics you have of her Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 01:18    Post subject:
Sublime ... you should be kicked in the balls ...

And yes, you are gay.

LMFAO @ Jenni ... nice one Wink
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 01:39    Post subject:
Very Happy
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