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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 14:57    Post subject: flu
holy fuck... I haven't been sick for a couple years... but Right now I'm dying... THANK GOD I removed my tonsils 2 years ago.... I can just guess what hell I would be in if I hadn't... Plus my back gave out fully randomly last night while cooking... just standing there and BOOM most excruciating pain... i had just enough time to get to the couch and drop on it.... took some morphine to a lot me to walk.... TOP IT ALL OFF is that they are cutting up the concrete in my balcony, so from 8am they are using heavy saws to make ungodly noises... so I can't sleep.

I want peaceeeeeeee
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 14:59    Post subject:
in before "This isn't the flu, if it was you wouldn't be sitting at your computer"
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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 15:01    Post subject: Re: flu
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
h took some morphine to a lot me to walk..



Perks of the job ?


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ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 15:07    Post subject:
Hear ya, it had been years that I had a bad case of flu. Had some colds here and there but never severe or lasting long. Untill a few weeks ago... Two weeks of feeling like shit and I was getting tired of laying in bed most of the time. Sitting by the pc wasn't that great but at least it took away some of the boredom

Still not as unlucky as you are, Flu+back + drilling sounds must be heaven Laughing Hope it won't take too long, take care of yourself! Smile


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 16:01    Post subject: Re: flu
Saner wrote:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
h took some morphine to a lot me to walk..



Perks of the job ?


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nah I had surgery (tonsils) and didnt take my morphin so I wouldn't get hooked on it... so I had some sitting here... I couldn't move and i have homework and was in the middle of cooking anyway.
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 17:23    Post subject: Re: flu
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
Saner wrote:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
h took some morphine to a lot me to walk..



Perks of the job ?


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nah I had surgery (tonsils) and didnt take my morphin so I wouldn't get hooked on it... so I had some sitting here... I couldn't move and i have homework and was in the middle of cooking anyway.


Doesnt take morphine after surgery to not get hooked. Takes morphine for a flu.

lol wut


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 17:59    Post subject:
Morphine has a 36mnth shelf life, so if you took it after 36mnths of having it administrated to yourself and not using it, it would of broken down and probably poisonous by now.
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Saner




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 18:02    Post subject:
Dont worry his 'doctor' told him it was good stuff.

Mr. Green


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 21:12    Post subject: Re: flu
zipfero wrote:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
Saner wrote:



Perks of the job ?


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nah I had surgery (tonsils) and didnt take my morphin so I wouldn't get hooked on it... so I had some sitting here... I couldn't move and i have homework and was in the middle of cooking anyway.


Doesnt take morphine after surgery to not get hooked. Takes morphine for a flu.

lol wut


so taking morphin 5 times a day for about 2 week is the same as ONE dose so i could get up and do my chores...

yes derp indeed... you're bright
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 21:17    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
Dont worry his 'doctor' told him it was good stuff.

Mr. Green


he did, my doctor is my best friend from high school and I called him up and told him I can't even get up to get to a doctor and I have so and so here, this is the Mg/ML ratio, I got it for this, at this date... what should i do... and he told me. It wouldn't become poisonous anyway it would become slightly less effective if anything. a sealed unopened bottle or vial kept at proper temp away from sunlight should keep its general potency for at least a few years.
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 21:21    Post subject:
correct Very Happy you could probably take it if it was 10 yrs old really but it would be pretty useless.
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 21:28    Post subject:
From what I hear liquid morphine is actually pretty basic in it's formulation and basic compound...so it doesn't degrade too much. but yah after a few years it wouldn't be anything special. If something happens by then like I have another surgery or something I'll be getting a prescription for new stuff anyway.

morphine definitely kills the pain for me, but I don't understand why others take it for fun...wtf does it do for them? ALLLLL it does for me is kill the pain and make me want to sleep 16 hours a day... nothing else... no high feeling, no happiness, nothing out of the ordinary besides those two points.
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 21:39    Post subject:
oh i had 10ml few mnths back and it made me the most chatty person on earth in the ambulance Very Happy but fuck yeah loved the instant pain relief was like harry potter waved a wand and said begone!
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 21:50    Post subject:
well I took it twice after my surgery in 2 weeks (was suppose to take it 5 times a day) once was the first night, I woke up cause my ears were ringing... I realized its cause of excruciating paint in my mouth... lol it was nuts... so I took a dose and some liquid Ibuprofen for the swelling and in that 30 minute window after that cocktail i could get maybe 5 spoons of food down my throat before it defeated even the morphine... so i did that once the first night... didnt eat for a day or two, used it again and had a few more spoons a couple days later and then just manned it up...

fucking doctor ON MY BED after the surgery says " I want you to go home tonight and eat a solid meal, it'll help ur healing" i was so drowsy im like okkkkk... once he left I asked the nurse for a cup of water... I swallowed the water and it was like my life flashed before my eyes simply cause I swallowed...fucking doctor was telling me to eat solid food lol I wouldn't even swallow my own spit, I would spit it in a cup... it was nuts.
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Oct 2013 21:57    Post subject:
yeah they do that with tonsil removal Very Happy they used to treat u like a injured puppy with icecream and all sorts of shit Very Happy now its man it up and eat as if you would before the op. They did the same for me when I had quinsies and I was awake trying to keep my mouth open while they used surgical knives to slice the back of my throat to drain the puss Very Happy

I was like fucksake what am I doing! then a thud on one of my bones in the rear of my throat/back of neck as he pushed in a rod to wiggle the hole bigger and pushed way tooo hard and it bottomed out lol..

After it all they go if you get infections this bad again we be taking them right out next time.

I was like

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Saner




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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Oct 2013 08:21    Post subject:
Only time I have known anyone have the stuff was my wife after her c-section, she had a little button to press to administer it.

Was the quietest she has been in 10 years, its good shit.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Oct 2013 14:15    Post subject:
hahahahahahahahahahaha a grown ass man can't handle a little le petit cold... oh boo hoo! BOO HOO! BOO HOOOO!!!


i was sick two weeks ago Sad for one day. missed one day of work. CAUSE I AM A MAN! BITCH! A MAN! A REAL MAN! NOT SOME WIMP HIDING BEHIND A CAR AND A BADGE! I AINT FRAID OF NO FLU!



also you need some serious noise cancelling headphones. like serious noise cancelling. you put them on and you hear your blood rushing and your heart beating etc etc etc.


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Oct 2013 15:36    Post subject:
How.... Do u get sick... For one day?
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Oct 2013 17:16    Post subject:
Dem aryan genes!


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Oct 2013 17:25    Post subject:
Boss qc30 are really good from what I skimmed on google.


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Oct 2013 17:59    Post subject:
I'm more Aryan than you! I just forgot my flu shot this year. I I come into contact with too many peeps sigh
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Oct 2013 01:35    Post subject:
Looks lik karm got you for dat police brutality lol


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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Oct 2013 05:15    Post subject:
I'm under antibiotics too Crying or Very sad, catched a nasty virus one week ago that gave me high fever, coughing, insane cold, stomach-ache..the whole FFUU lotto. We're starting to get old Max xD
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Oct 2013 05:38    Post subject:
This is true... I was home on a Friday night, watching the Simpsons.... Eating old Chinese food out of the fridge.... With my thinning hair.... This is close to the end I bet
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Oct 2013 05:48    Post subject:
The back pain and excruciating pain I had a while back due to too much stress. I literally felt my whole body weight crushing me down.
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PostPosted: Sat, 12th Oct 2013 06:05    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
This is true... I was home on a Friday night, watching the Simpsons.... Eating old Chinese food out of the fridge.... With my thinning hair.... This is close to the end I bet

lol! This sounds like THE perfect way to spend a Friday night to me Very Happy

Too bad FireFire has that back pain, he used to make my evenings even more memorable with his pro belly dancing Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Dec 2013 10:06    Post subject:
The flu has been going around here and it caught up to me. Almost forgot how much is sucks. Head hurts like hell, high fever, dissy, nauseous and really sore throut (makes it very hard to sleep). Pretty much no appetite. And not even any energy or will play games Surprised

Getting better, because I didin't want to kill myself when I woke up this morning Very Happy
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RatKing




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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Dec 2013 10:16    Post subject:
I hear if you lick enough door knobs you will never get sick.


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Dec 2013 14:12    Post subject:
Glad to say I haven't had any sort of cold/flu/sickness for over a year now.

Almost strange..... watch, now it will come :/

Feel better guys


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Dec 2013 15:06    Post subject:
Leave your apartment sometimes and it will come Laughing
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