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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 04:47    Post subject: What's your zombie turn out gear?
http://innawoods.net/
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 05:01    Post subject:
http://bit.ly/14WprpF (20.22kg, if the site doesn't show)



This is probably less than comfortable, but if it was a zombie apocalypse then you can be damned sure you'd get into shape sooner rather than later Laughing I don't like how the only melee weapons are knives, axes or one club at the bottom. What about a crow-bar? Full metal baseball bat? Hell, what about a monkey wrench or a wheel brace?
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 05:04    Post subject:
You live in Norway now! If there was a zombie apocalypse you'd be royally fucked Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 05:09    Post subject:
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You live in Norway now! If there was a zombie apocalypse you'd be royally fucked Razz


How so? You people don't have survival gear and axes? Shit, my neighbour has a freakin' huge axe, he's been chopping wood all summer ready for when winter comes in, and if it's one thing I've noticed about Norwegians; you love to camp out and/or stay at remote cabins! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 05:18    Post subject:
norway is a great place for the zombie apocalypse. When it hits, you want to go to the most secluded place there is and norway is great for that.

oh and sabin, you can put melee weapons in the belt slot.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 05:25    Post subject:
I would choose the trusty Rambo-style grinhurt

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No need for food and medicine, the forest can provide for everything. As for the cold, an old blanket will do!
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 05:30    Post subject:
i'm sure norway is great and imma let you finish telling us about how great it is... but where's your zombie turn out gear?


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 05:44    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 06:13    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
You live in Norway now! If there was a zombie apocalypse you'd be royally fucked Razz


How so? You people don't have survival gear and axes? Shit, my neighbour has a freakin' huge axe, he's been chopping wood all summer ready for when winter comes in, and if it's one thing I've noticed about Norwegians; you love to camp out and/or stay at remote cabins! Very Happy


Wouldn't want to axe a zombie though. High probability if it's blood reaches my mouth or a open wound that i'll be infected Razz What i meant was guns and such being scarce. Sin is right though that it wouldn't be too hard to get away.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 06:30    Post subject:
well it depends on the zombie... walking dead zombie? who cares you can drink that blood, eat the flesh, bathe in zombie bile... 28 days later... gotta be covered head to toe... run of the mill regular zombies... getting bit will affect you...

man... zombies are so irregular and unpredictible... i change my gear to ixis gear. just live in the woods on some high trees with a treehut up top. unless we find out that zombie birds attack people... Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 08:36    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
well it depends on the zombie... walking dead zombie? who cares you can drink that blood, eat the flesh, bathe in zombie bile... 28 days later... gotta be covered head to toe... run of the mill regular zombies... getting bit will affect you...

man... zombies are so irregular and unpredictible... i change my gear to ixis gear. just live in the woods on some high trees with a treehut up top. unless we find out that zombie birds attack people... Laughing



But you always should take care while fishing or this might happen:



Anyway great zombie movie Wink

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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 08:48    Post subject:
fuck the apocalypse Fuck Yeah

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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 09:20    Post subject:
only need hipster gear to survive




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 09:24    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
fuck the apocalypse Fuck Yeah


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 13:15    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
norway is a great place for the zombie apocalypse. When it hits, you want to go to the most secluded place there is and norway is great for that.

oh and sabin, you can put melee weapons in the belt slot.


Nah, Canada would be. Zombies would be all like "excuse me sir, mind if I gnaw on you for a bit? You look mighty tastey". Then as you're screaming because it hurts the zombie's like "IM SORRY! YOU SAID I COULD"
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 13:21    Post subject:
I could find my gear in that site, since I'm already battling religious zombies here
here's my IRL and most effective gear

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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 13:27    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
I could find my gear in that site, since I'm already battling religious zombies here
here's my IRL and most effective gear

Yes, tripod'ing them to death might work Cool Face

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quickest google image I could find, sue me.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 15:02    Post subject:
All I need is an axe, and condoms..... bring it!

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 15:13    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
norway is a great place for the zombie apocalypse. When it hits, you want to go to the most secluded place there is and norway is great for that.


Yup! Plenty of nature, fresh running water, wildlife, seclusion.... and a total COUNTRYWIDE population of less than 6.5m... heh Very Happy

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oh and sabin, you can put melee weapons in the belt slot.


Doh! Oh well, "Stay Prepared" Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 16:22    Post subject:
i'd hide in the swiss alps here. Find myself a couple cows for milk (and cheese etc) and i'm fine.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 16:36    Post subject:
the amount of items in that game

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 17:43    Post subject:
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How much does that all weigh? 45? 50? 60kg? Laughing
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 18:35    Post subject:
the rifle in real life weighs 7.2lbs
the rest is menial shit weight, that would not even go over 60lbs which is normal for any fit person to carry as a expeditionary/survival weight amount.
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 18:36    Post subject:


23 kgs.

Would probably lose the armor, gasmask and helmet just for mobility.


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 18:36    Post subject:
@moosenoodles

Seriously? All of that stuff looks north of 50kg (at least in "game logic") which is closer to 110lbs Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 18:44    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
@moosenoodles

Seriously? All of that stuff looks north of 50kg (at least in "game logic") which is closer to 110lbs Very Happy


yeah you be surprised what you can pack in webbing etc, I didnt even put in a kipex and most would see that sleeping item as weighty but its not. May look bad my arrangement but its actually not a great deal Very Happy

edit: looking at it its actually less than it should be Very Happy going by 20years ago standard fit its missing some more cans of food Very Happy
The Ham radio is because of the broadness of bands you could get on particular ones and would be easy to knock up a nice quad antenna between trees to look for survivors on it.
(normally not taken of course but its modded load out for zombies not warfare perse')

something mobile all modes like this would be like a bag of sugar in weight or so.

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edit: who ever was the funny ass mod that edited my post to say I would take a xbox if I could, can go fuck themselves Very Happy think I got it before it was viral here though lols

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Sep 2013 18:50    Post subject:
Then they must have changed something in the code, perhaps tweaking some of the weight? Take a look at mine above, which weighs 20kg and is less than half of what most everyone else is carrying :\ Hell, I had to remove the bloody sleeping bag because of the weight
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